Dental plan!

corblimey

There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality

Riddle101

Bowling episode was on today.

Principle Skinner: The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!

Bart: These uniforms suck.
Marge: Where do you get words like that?
Homer: Yeah Moe, that team sure sucked last night. They just plain sucked. I mean i've seen teams that suck, but they were the suckiest bunch of suckers that ever sucked.

Moe: I'm better then dirt, except that store bought dirt. I can't compete with that stuff.

Otto: I can't believe I got kicked off the team. Well they'll soon show me respect once I get my Harvard diploma.

DwightSchrute1

Homer Simpson: Would you excuse us, Milton?
Milhouse Van Houten: It's Mil-HOUSE!
Homer Simpson: Yeah, and your father's no-house!

McChubbin

Fat Tony: You have twenty four hours to get me my money. And just to show you how serious I am, you now have twelve hours.

Nerdkiller1991

http://www.homerswebpage.com/

Nerdkiller1991

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu0R96OZy6w

PrettyBoy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSUv3CZVh0o

Acacia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMnG3gOqigE

Riddle101

Not a Simpsons clip but....

Phil Hartman(Troy McClure, Lionel Hutz) doing his Saturday Night Live audition. Also his friend Jon Lovitz(Another Simpsons regular) is there too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEoCoVRk_Zc

Itwasntme.

I thought this thread was going to be full of people bemoaning their lack of perfect teeth and discussing the in and outs of orthodontics in Ireland. It's way too early for this kind of mind fcuk. :mad:

Nerdkiller1991

Itwasntme. wrote: »

I thought this thread was going to be full of people bemoaning their lack of perfect teeth and discussing the in and outs of orthodontics in Ireland. It's way too early for this kind of mind fcuk. :mad:

It is. Lisa needs braces.

corblimey

Itwasntme. wrote: »

I thought this thread was going to be full of people bemoaning their lack of perfect teeth and discussing the in and outs of orthodontics in Ireland. It's way too early for this kind of mind fcuk. :mad:

This is the thread you're looking for, itwasntme.

Father Damo

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

"Well, we didn't win. Here's your pizza."

"But we did win."

"That's okay, the box is empty."

"He forgot his briefcase....hey, its just full of old newspapers!"

"Look at that, I looked somethin up! These books just dont make my office look good, they are full of useful little legal tidbits!"

im invisible

Smellin' of Troy

FarmerBrowne

Hey come here hey hey hey HEY get over here, ok you're you i'm me.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. A he'd say; then B. C would usually follow...

coonecb1

Marge is at Red Blazer Realty, where Lionel Hutz escorts her into the
building and tries to make her at home.

Lionel:Welcome to the big league, Marge. There's over fifty years of
experience right in this room! And fourty two of those years are
Gil's!
Gil: Marge, it's a real pleasure! You got any leads? I need some leads...
please... help me!
Lionel: That's enough, Gil.. don't drag her down with you.

JohnMarston

coonecb1 wrote: »

Marge is at Red Blazer Realty, where Lionel Hutz escorts her into the
building and tries to make her at home.

Lionel:Welcome to the big league, Marge. There's over fifty years of
experience right in this room! And fourty two of those years are
Gil's!
Gil: Marge, it's a real pleasure! You got any leads? I need some leads...
please... help me!
Lionel: That's enough, Gil.. don't drag her down with you.

I loved old Gil in that episode, since he mentioned leads

corblimey

Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film The Never-Ending Story

cml387

JohnMarston wrote: »

I loved old Gil in that episode, since he mentioned leads

I'm venturing on dangerous ground here because the quote may not be 100% but..

...oops it has been done before

coonecb1

Not exactly a quote, but love the way Lionel Hutz's company located in the shopping centre is called:

I Can't Believe It's a Law Firm!

Nerdkiller1991

http://www.nineinchsandwich.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Lumber-King.gif

"Lumber. We need lumber."

Sinfonia

FarmerBrowne wrote: »

Hey come here hey hey hey HEY get over here, ok you're you i'm me.

"I'm me?"

"Hey don't. jerk. me around fella"

FarmerBrowne

You're the fattest thing I've ever seen, and I've been on Safari!

corblimey

I'm cold, and there are wolves after me

talla10

Kennedy: I'd like to publicly announce my love of duff beer.

Nixon: I'd also like to eh express my fondness for that particular beer.

Crowd boo's

Homer: The man never drank a duff in his life!

---

To overcome the spiders curse just recite a bible verse.

Homer: Thou shalt not eh...

Throws stone at spider

Gamayun

"Margethedoll'stryingtokillmeandthetoaster'sbeenlaughingatme!"

Lisa: "I found the new Al Gore book Sane Planning, Sensible Tomorrow. I hope it's as exciting as Rational Thinking, Reasonable Future."

Wise Old Elf

Off to see swan lake tomorrow. All I can think of is:

Oh, so you're going to see the bear in the little car

corblimey

Gamayun wrote: »

"Margethedoll'stryingtokillmeandthetoaster'sbeenlaughingatme!"

Abe: That doll is evil, I tells ya. Evil! Eeeeeeviillll!!!
Marge: Grandpa, you said that about all the presents
Abe: I just want attention

talla10

Kent Brockman; Ladies & Gentlemen what we have seen speaks for itself. The space shuttle has been overrun, conquered if you will, by a master race of giant ants. At this vantage point it's unclear wether they will destroy the earth or merely enslave humanity to toil in their underground mazes but one thing is certain; the ants will soon be here.

And I for one welcome our new insect overlords & remind them that as a prominent celebrity I can be useful in rounding up the masses in assiociation with KBBL broadcasting!