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    #3422
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,995 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSJQEl5vcAo


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    #3423
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Judge: Your sister says you have something to tell me?

    Bart: What? Oh, um, yeah, uh, I just... I just wanted to say how
    great it is to finally see some chicks on the bench. Keep up the good work Toots. Heh heh.


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    #3424
    Valentina
    Registered Users Posts: 4,281 ✭✭✭Valentina


    Homer: I'm only doing what I think is right. I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel.


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    #3425
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,995 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMCx7RmOb0w


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    #3426
    Wicklowandy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 801 ✭✭✭Wicklowandy


    Homers ambulance song...

    #here in my car, i am hosing out blood, some of its mine but most of its not, heres marge#


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    #3427
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Lisa: If you testify, Skinner will know you skipped school. Well, if
    Freddy Quimby didn't do it, I'm sure he'll be found innocent by a
    fair and impartial jury.

    Homer: Aww, jury duty? I'll see that Quimby kid hang for this!

    Bart: Oh...

    Lisa: I knew it was a bad idea to watch him open the mail.


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    #3428
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,995 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMkzdn2TDuI


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    #3429
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Al: Homer, did you polish your head in the Shine-O Ball-O?
    Homer: Umm, no
    Al: Okay then *fixes hair*


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    #3430
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,995 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNzPsfnN3sU


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    #3431
    JohnMarston
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,881 ✭✭✭JohnMarston


    <The flanders and simpsons are out in a raft in the middle of the ocean>

    Homer: "Flanders, my socks feel dirty, gimme some water to wash them!"


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    #3432
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Ford: Hi! Pleased to meet you, I just moved in. My name is Gerry Ford.

    Homer: Former President Gerald Ford!? Put her there. I’m Homer Simpson.

    Ford: Say, Homer, do you like football?

    Homer: Do I ever.

    Ford: Do you like nachos?

    Homer: Yes, Mr. Ford.

    Ford: Well, why don’t you come over and watch the game, and we’ll have nachos? And then, some beer.

    Homer: Ooh! Gerry, I think you and I are going to get along just –
    [both fall flat on their faces]

    Both: D’oh!


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    #3433
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,995 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgrcotUpbww


    Bob Dole really doesn't need this.


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    #3434
    [Jackass]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    Hey fatty, I got a movie for you - A fridge too far!


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    #3435
    Fiftysix
    Registered Users Posts: 124 ✭✭Fiftysix


    eatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepudding
    eatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepudding
    eatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepudding


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    #3436
    fullstop
    Registered Users Posts: 11,354 ✭✭✭✭fullstop


    Kirk Van Houten: "I sleep in a racing car, do you?"

    Homer: "I sleep in a big bed, with my wife"


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    #3437
    Pints?
    Registered Users Posts: 98 ✭✭Pints?


    "Doctor Nick Riviera to the coroners office"

    Dr.Nick: "The coroner? I'm so sick of that guy"


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    #3438
    Pints?
    Registered Users Posts: 98 ✭✭Pints?


    Fiftysix wrote: »
    eatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepudding
    eatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepudding
    eatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepudding
    "Okay. But then we gotta get to work"


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    #3439
    gimmick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,296 ✭✭✭✭gimmick


    Lisa needs braces.


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    #3440
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,995 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    gimmick wrote: »
    Lisa needs braces.
    3,439 posts too late, Slurms.


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    #3441
    dan1895
    Registered Users Posts: 4,597 ✭✭✭dan1895


    Homer: Do you know why me and your mother sleep in the same bed?

    Bart: Because we're poor?


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    #3442
    wnolan1992
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 14,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    "He called me greenhorn... I called him Tony Randall... It was a thing we had."

    *wipes tear*


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    #3443
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    12 little Rory Calhouns


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    #3444
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Homer: Marge, I swear I never touched her. You know how bashful I am. I can't even say the word "titmouse" without giggling like a schoolgirl. Tee-hee-hee!


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    #3445
    dagdha
    Registered Users Posts: 645 ✭✭✭dagdha


    Major Quimby: "People please, we are all frightened and horny but we can't let some killer dolphins stop us from living and scoring."


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    #3446
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,064 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Pints? wrote: »
    "Doctor Nick Riviera to the coroners office"

    Dr.Nick: "The coroner? I'm so sick of that guy"

    The best bit is when he opens the door to all the reporters.

    Reporter: "Dr Nick, where did you hide the bodies?"

    Dr Nick: "It's such a nice day I think I'll go out the window."


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    #3447
    Orim
    Registered Users Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Orim


    Works on contingency?

    No, money down!


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    #3448
    wnolan1992
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 14,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Mr. Burns (while driving erratically): Ooh, explain this wheel to me again!
    Smithers: Left for left, right for right!
    Mr. Burns: Enough of your double talk!


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    #3449
    somefeen
    Registered Users Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭somefeen


    Wey! Watch it.


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    #3450
    markie29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,040 ✭✭✭markie29


    Dr.Nick 'Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McCraig, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.'


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    #3451
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,995 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    krudler wrote: »
    25 little Rory Calhouns
    Fixed.


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