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    #212
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    Would it have such a dramatic impact on your life or how Ireland is viewed if a sock with eyes became president?


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    #213
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    strokemyclover wrote: »
    Would it have such a dramatic impact on your life or how Ireland is viewed if a sock with eyes became president?

    Well, we have a sock with eyes for Taoiseach, so probably not.


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    #214
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    He'd be great at speeches - but he'd have to employ someone else to write the humorous sections. :p
    :(

    Pisssst... Thats you out of a job then too! :P


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    #215
    TheRiddler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    KevinVonSpiel wrote: »
    I've made this point on another thread... but think it merits a thread of its own.

    Seamus Heaney for President.

    Cool.

    Yo these threads be all duplicatin and sh!t can't any you bitches work the search function for real


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    #216
    Aldebaran
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    Inanimate Carbon Rod for President!


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    #217
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Aldebaran wrote: »
    Inanimate Carbon Rod for President!
    ...Otherwise known as Ron Jeremy.


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    #218
    Superbus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    Everyone for president.


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    #219
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Well, we have a sock with eyes for Taoiseach, so probably not.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfWEPu0w-7w&feature=fvst


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    #220
    starviewadams
    Registered Users Posts: 6,116 ✭✭✭starviewadams


    Do we really need a president?

    Is it not just a pointless token job?

    Is it not just a fairly big waste of money to pay his/her wages and for the upkeep of the massive gaff in the phoenix park,not to mention paying to fly him/her all over the world aswell?

    If we must insist on having one,we should just hold a raffle with every Irish citizens name in a hat,and whoever's name gets picked gets elected!


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    #221
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    If it'll stop him writing poetry, I'm all for it.

    And if it stops him reading it out loud on national tv and radio then even better


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    #222
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    starviewadams wrote: »
    Do we really need a president?

    Is it not just a pointless token job?

    Is it not just a fairly big waste of money to pay his/her wages and for the upkeep of the massive gaff in the phoenix park,not to mention paying to fly him/her all over the world aswell?

    If we must insist on having one,we should just hold a raffle with every Irish citizens name in a hat,and whoever's name gets picked gets elected!

    If it's just a " pointless token job " as you call it, why has it taken 90 years to become a pointless token job?


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    #223
    PeterIanStaker
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    Biggins wrote: »
    ...Otherwise known as Ron Jeremy.

    You'd hardly call him inanimate?


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    #224
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Heaney? Not a chance, he'd make us read his godawful poetry. Pure torture, reading an Irish poet's moany whinges. Pet hate of mine, having to like Irish authors just because they're Irish. I know he's won the Nobel prize, but come on, the Bookeresque psuedoart most Irish authors spew from their keyboards is just too much.

    Biggins for president.


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    #225
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    PeterIanStaker wrote: »
    You'd hardly call him inanimate?

    Well the only part that moves ...is ...his appendage!








    (Good job I didn't say "cock")


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    #226
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    RMD wrote: »
    Micheal O Múircheartaigh
    George Hook
    Bertie Ahern.

    1 corrupt fúck and 2 culchies, quite a selection. I love how this country is a prime example of taking the piss out of politics :pac:
    With fairness, with Cowen on the drink, someone at least is trying to put the piss back into politics!


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    #227
    aDeener
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,487 ✭✭✭aDeener


    if he ran for it, which i highly doubt, he would without question get my vote.

    a more pure, down to earth gentleman you would never meet. what a representative he would be. shame his age is against him


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    #228
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    flahavaj wrote: »
    I think its a no-brainer to make him president.

    I would agree but not in the same way you mean.


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    #229
    Krusader
    Registered Users Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭Krusader


    Aldebaran wrote: »
    Inanimate Carbon Rod for President!

    In Rod we Trust


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    #230
    Cookie_Monster
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    Dustin for president


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    #231
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Cookie_Monster wrote: »
    Dustin for president
    I said that in the politics section.
    I don't think they were too impressed. :pac:


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    #232
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    http://www.thephantomcity.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/20070629simpsonscarbonrod.jpg


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    #233
    Biggins
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    Works for me.


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    #234
    Banji
    Closed Accounts Posts: 137 ✭✭Banji


    Witty and original!


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    #235
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    In.


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    #236
    karlog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    This thread is truly truly truly mediocre


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    #237
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    karlog wrote: »
    This thread is truly truly truly mediocre
    Give it time, it will suck more. :pac:


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    #238
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    Biggins wrote: »
    I said that in the politics section.
    I don't think they were too impressed. :pac:
    ah they have no sense of humour over there.


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    #239
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    Oh no, I've failed After Hours highest of thread standards! Ah well, off to stick two inanimate carbon rods up my nose and head-butt a desk


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    #240
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    strokemyclover wrote: »
    Inanimate carbon rod for president!

    Carbon rods ?
    This thread sucks buckyballs.


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    #241
    AnonymousPrime
    Registered Users Posts: 196 ✭✭AnonymousPrime


    PeterIanStaker wrote: »
    You'd hardly call him inanimate?

    I'd call most of him inanimate


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