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    #242
    darragh16
    Registered Users Posts: 882 ✭✭✭darragh16


    Do we really need a president?


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    #243
    karlog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    strokemyclover wrote: »
    Oh no, I've failed After Hours highest of thread standards! Ah well, off to stick two inanimate carbon rods up my nose and head-butt a desk

    I can tell you where else to stick them.

    In a carbon rod holder. It keeps them organised


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    #244
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    This thread is the biggest pile of motherf*ck I've ever read.


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    #245
    Pighead
    Registered Users Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Don't mind the naysayers strokey. Pighead found your thread highly informative and also a little bit entertaining. The baying crowd are obviously not familiar with the old saying “The only real failure in life is the failure to try.”

    Already looking forward to your next thread. The fact that everybody hates you and thinks you're a worthless piece of dog poo, makes you even cooler to Pighead. You're just like The Saw Doctors. Pighead will always love those guys too.


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    #246
    Krusader
    Registered Users Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭Krusader


    Vote for Pedro!


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    #247
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    You're my hero Pighead. Do you have a newsletter?


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    #248
    Pighead
    Registered Users Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    strokemyclover wrote: »
    You're my hero Pighead. Do you have a newsletter?
    Pighead's no hero strokemyclover. He's just an ordinary man who wears a mask, possesses extraordinary superhuman powers and is dedicated to protecting the public. Ain't nothing special about this poster buddy.


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    #249
    KungPao
    Registered Users Posts: 4,782 ✭✭✭KungPao


    I think Bill Pullman would do a sterling job.


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    #250
    sh1tstirrer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,489 ✭✭✭sh1tstirrer


    darragh16 wrote: »
    Do we really need a president?
    NO


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    #251
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    Pighead wrote: »
    Pighead's no hero strokemyclover. He's just an ordinary man who wears a mask, possesses extraordinary superhuman powers and is dedicated to protecting the public. Ain't nothing special about this poster buddy.

    <Witty and mocking response to extract maximum amount of thanks while speaking in third person>


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    #252
    darragh16
    Registered Users Posts: 882 ✭✭✭darragh16


    sh1tstirrer wrote: »
    NO

    Thank you...

    End of conversation


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    #253
    Andy-Pandy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,848 ✭✭✭Andy-Pandy


    .


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    #254
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    strokemyclover wrote: »
    http://www.thephantomcity.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/20070629simpsonscarbonrod.jpg

    Less scary than Palin.


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    #255
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    strokemyclover wrote: »
    <Witty and mocking response to extract maximum amount of thanks while speaking in third person>
    Bless you, your new here. :)

    Tip: Don't verbal challenge Pighead, you won't win. Trust me. :pac:


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    #256
    Pighead
    Registered Users Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    strokemyclover wrote: »
    <Witty and mocking response to extract maximum amount of thanks while speaking in third person>
    You think that your idea becomes reality by putting tags around them?

    Ah, if only life were so easy. Pighead could write a fantastic poem, award winning film and Pulitzer Prize winning photograph all in the space of thirty seconds.

    <Fantastic poem>
    <Award winnning film>
    <Pulitzer Prize winning photograph>

    Unfortunately strokey, life isn't that easy. You have to earn your thanks in the real world buddy.


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    #257
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    Biggins wrote: »
    Bless you, your new here. :)

    Tip: Don't verbal challenge Pighead, you won't win. Trust me. :pac:

    Long time lurker, I know the formula....I expect an anagram of my username at some stage.


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    #258
    Cook my sock
    Registered Users Posts: 597 ✭✭✭Cook my sock


    strokemyclover wrote: »
    Long time lurker, I know the formula....I expect an anagram of my username at some stage.
    if it were gonna happen you wouldn't have to wait!


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    #259
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    Cook my sock wrote: »
    if it were gonna happen you wouldn't have to wait!

    Could I assist in my own downfall?

    Coke Lover Mr Sty?


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    #260
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Meow.... LOL


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    #261
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Andy-Pandy wrote: »
    .

    Exactly.


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    #262
    Pighead
    Registered Users Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    strokemyclover wrote: »
    Long time lurker, I know the formula....I expect an anagram of my username at some stage.
    Close but no cigar. Pighead actually wrote a poem for you.

    Every morning strokemyclover,
    interfered with his poor dog Rover,
    lots of fingers up Rovers bum,
    strokemyclover drenched in....

    sweat because Rovers bum was pretty warm.


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    #263
    flyton5
    Registered Users Posts: 1,112 ✭✭✭flyton5


    Feeky for President...the Taoiseach would probably fancy him though...


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    #264
    flyton5
    Registered Users Posts: 1,112 ✭✭✭flyton5


    I know everyone was thinking it....


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    #265
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,700 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    cheggers plays pop


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    #266
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,060 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    I think we've had enough of these president threads.


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    #267
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    Yeah, except for the fact that he knows f-all about constitutional law. :o

    I seriously wonder what they teach in schools these days. No one seems to know what the President does.


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    #268
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    I thought the presidency was only reserved for Ladies.


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    #269
    Fizman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    bleg wrote: »
    Jim Corr for president!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    He already thinks he is.


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    #270
    OPENROAD
    Registered Users Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    flahavaj wrote: »
    He commentates on his last All ireland final this Sunday.I think its a no-brainer to make him president. He stands for everything that is good and great about being Irish. All political parties should unite as one and put him forward as the sole candidate.

    Know he is a commentator,but wouldn't know him if he passed me in the street to be honest.


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    #271
    TheRiddler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    OisinT wrote: »
    Yeah, except for the fact that he knows f-all about constitutional law. :o

    I seriously wonder what they teach in schools these days. No one seems to know what the President does.

    Those kids be ignorant like you never seen!!!!!!111oneoneone Care to tell all us playas what sh!t the president gets up to boi?


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