I Think My Grinds Teacher Fancies Me

ScumLord

Sing a sexy song and do a sexy dance, if you you change the words of a song to make it relevant it will show you're caring, something like, "there ain't nothing wrong with a little Irish grinds" aka bump and grind.

fifth

Berkut wrote: »

Ask her next time "An bhfuil bosca fliuch agat?"
If she answers "ta" you're in there my son.:D

Think this one would work quite well, if you were say...doing an essay on the flooding in the west at the moment?


Yes..the floodings bad..but silver linings and all that, something good could come out of an bhosca fliuch!! :pac:

getz

i am going to put a sticker on the back of my car that says,;black belt in karma sutra;[first lesson free]

Trankton

Tell her you're having difficulty concentrating because of the lack of blood going to your brain due to the almighty horn she's giving you and ask if she could relieve the pressure to assist with your learning.

fintonie

ask her can you kiss her where it smells then take her to cavan;)

Overheal

Ask her if this rag smells like Chloroform

SuperGrover

DOC09UNAM wrote: »

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/discreetness

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/discretion

Can have two totally different meanings, the word he used was suitable for what he was using it for.

Try finding it in a real dictionary.

Long Onion

Hi folks,

Just came across this thread and thought I'd hi-jack it for a bit of similar advice. I am currently giving Irish grinds to this LC student and I think he fancies me, whilst I do look a bit like Mary Harney:( I get the impression that he is desperate and hormonal, in his own mind, I think he has decided that I look like a pin up from an Aussie soap.

I must admit that up to now, it has all worked out ok, tbh, I'm not the greatest teacher in the world, but he has no problems in handing over the cash as he thinks that he's in with a shout;)

Recently though, I think things have gone to far. In the past week he has:

Turned his pockets inside out, pulled his mickey through his zip and groaned like he was having a dump (I think he was trying to do an impression of an elephant, but tbh, it looked more like a Tapir - maybe it was cold?)

He has drawn crude diagrams of the two of us fcuking and asked me to translate

He tried warming his hands on my vagina

The last straw though was when he tried to jump me on the way home from the pub.

Do you think I should call the police?

Ticktactoe

raptorman wrote: »

Yea a womans opinion is required here, because I just realised I'm talking as if I understand women. Which obviously I don't!

Young man.... go for it! If she is 'giving the signals' why wouldn't you go for it! If shes flirting with you she obviously wants it!
As for the school boy and the mid twenties teacher thing.... there is some fine lookin LC boys out there! ummmmmmmmmm

(Womans point of view by the way in case yer were getting any other ideas!)

Turd Ferguson

Long Onion wrote: »

Hi folks,

Just came across this thread....

Eww, I think you should clean up your fucking mess first before you do anything!! :mad:


edit: 4,500 posts :eek:

CantGetNoSleep

raptorman wrote: »

I seen a thread like this go horribly wrong on another forum where the guy posted some screen shots of facebook and didnt edit everything out. Some troll contacted the girl and sent her the thread address!

And you shouldnt get specific about what you say to each other, half the country is on boards.

As for advice, I'd wait till the old LC was over and give her a shout for a drink during the summer.

Any chance of a link to that?

Dempsey

We have a good looking female teacher thats flirting with a teenager in private grinds classes. She knows exactly what she's doing!

Ask for a lesson in the bedroom....

Lord Trollington

I'm jumping in here, not going to read back over all the posts, i read some.

Who said the girl giving the Grinds is an actual teacher?

I know a girl giving Maths grinds and is in college study something different.

Is she an acutal teacher giving grinds in her spare time?

Lord Trollington

Porkpie wrote: »

OP, cop on to yourself, for the moment concentrate on your studies. When the grinds come to an end tell her you really appreciate her help and make some excuse to get her number. That way you could hook up with her after your exams. Are you 100% sure that she wants to jump you anyway? It's quite possible that she's just massive flirt and is getting a kick out of c0ck teasing you.

Also, if you do ride her, do you think you'll be getting much work done in any more grinds? Look, it's not as simple as 'ride her, then get back to my cupla focail'. This could have serious consequences - if anyone found out she could get in serious sh!t, either of you might develop feelings which would impact negatively on your studies, she might reject your advances, maybe even complain to your parents. Think fan covered in plenty of sh!t.

What's more important, your leaving cert or some piece of a55? Hold off.

I cant remember what i got in my Irish Exam for my LC, but i do remember dropping the hand on some young one around the back of the church when i was 17.
I would certainly say AS$ is more important in the greater scheme of things when you look back.

horsebox1977

Porkpie wrote: »

OP, cop on to yourself, for the moment concentrate on your studies. When the grinds come to an end tell her you really appreciate her help and make some excuse to get her number. That way you could hook up with her after your exams. Are you 100% sure that she wants to jump you anyway? It's quite possible that she's just massive flirt and is getting a kick out of c0ck teasing you.

Also, if you do ride her, do you think you'll be getting much work done in any more grinds? Look, it's not as simple as 'ride her, then get back to my cupla focail'. This could have serious consequences - if anyone found out she could get in serious sh!t, either of you might develop feelings which would impact negatively on your studies, she might reject your advances, maybe even complain to your parents. Think fan covered in plenty of sh!t.

What's more important, your leaving cert or some piece of a55? Hold off.

Stop being a such a ****ing anorak -
Even the mods are encouraing it..

OP,

The most important thing here is that you score this piece of ass -
you can also resit\repeat the leaving Irish anyway -

You may be a virgin for the rest of your life (assuming your a virgin)

Overheal

Goodness.

This thread should probably be locked for a while, there is far too much excitement over this >_>

Turd Ferguson

horsebox1977 wrote: »

you can also resit\repeat the leaving Irish anyway -

It's dead language, why would you want to?

oeb

horsebox1977 wrote: »

you can also resit\repeat the leaving Irish anyway -

And it's not like he does not know someone who can give him grinds ...

raptorman

CantGetNoSleep wrote: »

Any chance of a link to that?

Yea, I'll sort it out tomorrow. I cant access that forum on the site from work.
Its on tmuscle.com its a training website but it has loads of forums on it one being sex and the male animal.

OutlawPete

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

It's dead language, why would you want to?

Don't let Grainne Seoige hear you saying that or she'll take your trousers down and give you a good spanking.

Feeky Magee

esel wrote: »

You Yanks! It would be in her vagina, but on her vulva.

FYP.

If her name is Olive: Ar an dtalamh, Olive!

If it's Una: Suas do gúna, Una!

It is neither.

Xavi6 wrote: »

Re: her relationship status, have you looked her up/added her on the aul Facebewk? Bit of e-stalking is required in situations like this.

I don't know her surname though, my dad would probably know, but it'd be a bit awkward asking him and she only said her first name when she came.

Notorious wrote: »

More than 80 posts and the OP hasn't been berated for watching Neighbours?

For shame. I hope you crash and burn!

Neighbours is superb, you pillock.

Porkpie wrote: »

OP, cop on to yourself, for the moment concentrate on your studies. When the grinds come to an end tell her you really appreciate her help and make some excuse to get her number. That way you could hook up with her after your exams. Are you 100% sure that she wants to jump you anyway? It's quite possible that she's just massive flirt and is getting a kick out of c0ck teasing you.

Also, if you do ride her, do you think you'll be getting much work done in any more grinds? Look, it's not as simple as 'ride her, then get back to my cupla focail'. This could have serious consequences - if anyone found out she could get in serious sh!t, either of you might develop feelings which would impact negatively on your studies, she might reject your advances, maybe even complain to your parents. Think fan covered in plenty of sh!t.

What's more important, your leaving cert or some piece of a55? Hold off.

God no. I'd be leaning on the side of tease at the moment.

pickarooney wrote: »

I'd go with the old "help with chat up lines" routine, Start with really basic stuff and slowly get more intense. Gauge her interest before dropping hand/tapping ass. Apart from the potential knock-back/embarrassment factor, it's more likely to work as a seduction plan.

I may very well do this.

Long Onion wrote: »

Go for it OP, the worst case is that you thoroughly disappoint this experienced good looking woman with your overzealous awkward selfish lovemaking techniques, to the point that she considers this the worst sexual encounter in her torrid history

She will cancel out the grinds and curse heself for putting out with you, you will fails Irish and not get into college, in an effort to amend this failure you will watch hours and hours of pornography, lose all touch with reality and live a life of sheer desperation before eventually being picked up by the Gardai for trying to give sweets to national school girls - but what the hey, you'll be a load lighter right;)

Let us know how it pans out.

snyper wrote: »

OP. you are no more than 17 i reckon.. and at this age your hormones are all over the shop.. its quite likely you also think that the cat at home wants sex from you because of the way she rubs your leg..

If however i am completely wrong and you are not 17, and more in your early to mid 20's doing your LC for the 6th time, its rather likely you're retarded and in that case i'd jump her from behind and lather the hole of her. You then get what you wants and if she never wanted it, your defence is innocent on the grounds of deminished responsibility

I'm 17.

whycliff wrote: »

I'm jumping in here, not going to read back over all the posts, i read some.

Who said the girl giving the Grinds is an actual teacher?

I know a girl giving Maths grinds and is in college study something different.

Is she an acutal teacher giving grinds in her spare time?

I have no idea, all I know is she's fluent at Irish.

horsebox1977 wrote: »

Stop being a such a ****ing anorak -
Even the mods are encouraing it..

OP,

The most important thing here is that you score this piece of ass -
you can also resit\repeat the leaving Irish anyway -

You may be a virgin for the rest of your life (assuming your a virgin)

I'm not actually.

Alessandra

Hey OP, I hate to burst your bubble but I reckon becuase you are a teenage boy you are full hormones and reading too much into things or else she knows you have a crush on her and is probably just winding you up..

El Weirdo

Feeky Magee wrote: »

...and she only said her first name when she came.

Well the aim is for her to be screaming your first name when she comes next time.

jumpguy

If you don't do it you could go the rest of your life knowing you wasted the chance to bang a hot 20-something year old when you were 17.

opinion guy

OutlawPete wrote: »

Don't let Grainne Seoige hear you saying that or she'll take your trousers down and give you a good spanking.

You know, I think I'd probably be ok with that....

Useful.Idiot

Ar mhuin na muinteoir.

sdanseo

OP, seriosuly, secret camera for your next grind please. Youtube it after (or depeding how lucky you are, an alternative-tube).

GLaDOS

Ask her "An bhfuil céad agam dul go dtí an leithreas vagina?"

mikom

Feeky Magee wrote: »

I don't know her surname though, my dad would probably know, but it'd be a bit awkward asking him and she only said her first name when she came.

Her name is "oh god, oh god ,oh god" ?

pyramuid man

Life is like a box of chocolates. What you see is some milk tray, what she sees is Lidls 2 euro choclate line. I am not sure where I am going here but it sounds good.

Chances are you are imagining it.