I Think My Grinds Teacher Fancies Me

Feeky Magee

So here's the deal, I'm in LC year, and getting a grind in Irish.

My grind teacher is mid-twenties at a guess, no wedding ring, and very cute (looks like an older version of Donna off Neighbours).

She's taken to winking at me whenever I finish a sentence I'm struggling with, and she kept giving me examples to say like "Yesterday I went to the cinema with my girlfriend" until I eventually said I was single, and she said "Go away from me, really?". The last class we had she said we were gonna do some oral work and then said "Don't!" and laughed even though I hadn't reacted.

I have flirted back the odd time but I mainly just smile and keep quiet. Is this something I should try and pursue or is that just a horrible idea?

cloneslad

go for it obi wan!!

30txsbzmcu2k9w

ask her what the irish for 'drop the hand' is

Kirnsy

PICTURES OR GTF......



actually fúck it just ride her sideways.

ballsymchugh

cloneslad wrote: »

go for it obi wan!!

wrong.

it's clearly PICS OR GTFO!


ah shyte. beaten by kirnsy.

AlmightyCushion

When in doubt, whip it out.

Schism

Maybe you're picking up hints that aren't actually there, if you want to see something then odds are you will see it.

Out of interest, what age are you? 17, 18?

TPD

A wise man once said:

"It is better to regret something you have done than regret something you haven't done"

And it's the wise'uns you ought to listen to. Go for it

Borneo Fnctn

Is it not past your bedtime?

But do see if you can give her a riding.:)

.Bob

You're paying for grinds, get your moneys worth!

aligator_am

Feeky Magee wrote: »

So here's the deal, I'm in LC year, and getting a grind in Irish.

My grind teacher is mid-twenties at a guess, no wedding ring, and very cute (looks like an older version of Donna off Neighbours).

She's taken to winking at me whenever I finish a sentence I'm struggling with, and she kept giving me examples to say like "Yesterday I went to the cinema with my girlfriend" until I eventually said I was single, and she said "Go away from me, really?". The last class we had she said we were gonna do some oral work and then said "Don't!" and laughed even though I hadn't reacted.

I have flirted back the odd time but I mainly just smile and keep quiet. Is this something I should try and pursue or is that just a horrible idea?

In fairness, you should ask her what kind of grinds she gives

Also, you're a single (presumably teenager, unless you're one of thost 50 year olds that does their leaving) and you're NOT ploughing her now???

Sweet Jesus, computer games really must be watering down the desires of teens, maybe you'd blow your beans if you called her a n00b or cast spell reflect on her???? :P

cloneslad

ballsymchugh wrote: »

wrong.

it's clearly PICS OR GTFO!


ah shyte. beaten by kirnsy.

He's in leaving cert year, what difference do pictures make for him......any hand is better than his own, after all he needs good vision for studying not looking at porn

The_B_Man

lol go for it! shes obviously durty! stay back after class and ask for some oral help! what have you got to lose? you'll regret it if you dont!



/awaits hilarious PI thread....

starbelgrade

Feeky Magee wrote: »

(looks like an older version of Donna off Neighbours).

Just Googled that.. boing! Don't waste a golden opportunity while you're young!

Davidius

If internet porn has taught me anything it's that hot female teachers invariably want to ride you providing you look about 30.

Kirnsy

funny if the op was a girl and the grinds teach was a man it'd be interesting to see the responses.....













no wait.









PICS or GTFO would still feature a lot.

kowloon

This could go horribly wrong for you, but very right for us. Keep us updated.

starbelgrade

Is her mother married?

ballsymchugh

cloneslad wrote: »

He's in leaving cert year, what difference do pictures make for him......any hand is better than his own, after all he needs good vision for studying not looking at porn

it's for our benefit so that we can... erm.. clearly advise him correctly!

Feeky Magee

I'm 17 and haven't got any pics of her. As I said, picture an older Donna off Neighbours.

I'll probably be keeping the grind up until about April, so I can afford to play the slow game. But it may be a tad awkward if I come straight out and ask to plow her and she says no and I still have another 20+ classes with her. :rolleyes:

By the by, the grinds are at my house and not a grind school.

cloneslad

I just googled donna from neighbours

SHe looks like this

don't ask her anymore in case she says no, just go for it and use force charm if necessary

Davidius

Feeky Magee wrote: »

By the by, the grinds are at my house and not a grind school.

First step is to have grinds in your bedroom so.

Kirnsy

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

When in doubt, whip it out.

being honest AC when I applied this time honored rule in Church last week it didn't go down well at all.







pun fully intented.

starbelgrade

Kyle: Ex- Excuse me? My name is... Brad. And I need to report a crime. Anonymously.

Detective 1: Oh? What's the crime?

Kyle: Well, I attend South Park Elementary. And- And one of the teachers is having sex with a student.

Cops: Oh my god! This is terrible.

Detective 1: You did the right thing telling the police, Brad. Now who's the teacher? What's his name?

Kyle: Well, it isn't a guy teacher. It's a woman?

Cop 1: A woman?

Kyle: Yeah. She's having sex with a boy.

Detective 2: Oh. But- But she's ugly, right?

Kyle: Well, no, not really. It's the kindergarten teacher, Miss Stevenson.

Detective 1: The blonde?

Kyle: Yeah.

Cop 1: Some young boy's having sex with Miss Stevenson?

Kyle: Yes.

Cop 1: Nice.

Detective 1: Nice.

Kyle: What?! No, you don't understand!

Cop 1: You sure they've had sex?

Kyle: Yeah!

Cop 2: Has she performed oral sex on him?

Kyle: Yeah, I think so.

Cop 2: Nice.

Cop 1: Nice.

Cop 2: Nice.

Detective 1: So, wait. What's the crime?

Cop 1: The crime is, she isn't doin' it with me!

Kyle: Hey! He's totally underage! She's taking advantage of him!

Detective 1: You're right, we're sorry. This is serious. We need to track this student down, and give him his Luckiest Boy in America medal right away.

cloneslad

ballsymchugh wrote: »

it's for our benefit so that we can... erm.. clearly advise him correctly!

If I was him I would be too busy getting rejected from her to post pics let alone ask us here for advice

K-Ren

Put a bump before that grind, dawg.

Kirnsy

starbelgrade wrote: »

Kyle: Ex- Excuse me? My name is... Brad. And I need to report a crime. Anonymously.

Detective 1: Oh? What's the crime?

Kyle: Well, I attend South Park Elementary. And- And one of the teachers is having sex with a student.

Cops: Oh my god! This is terrible.

Detective 1: You did the right thing telling the police, Brad. Now who's the teacher? What's his name?

Kyle: Well, it isn't a guy teacher. It's a woman?

Cop 1: A woman?

Kyle: Yeah. She's having sex with a boy.

Detective 2: Oh. But- But she's ugly, right?

Kyle: Well, no, not really. It's the kindergarten teacher, Miss Stevenson.

Detective 1: The blonde?

Kyle: Yeah.

Cop 1: Some young boy's having sex with Miss Stevenson?

Kyle: Yes.

Cop 1: Nice.

Detective 1: Nice.

Kyle: What?! No, you don't understand!

Cop 1: You sure they've had sex?

Kyle: Yeah!

Cop 2: Has she performed oral sex on him?

Kyle: Yeah, I think so.

Cop 2: Nice.

Cop 1: Nice.

Cop 2: Nice.

Detective 1: So, wait. What's the crime?

Cop 1: The crime is, she isn't doin' it with me!

Kyle: Hey! He's totally underage! She's taking advantage of him!

Detective 1: You're right, we're sorry. This is serious. We need to track this student down, and give him his Luckiest Boy in America medal right away.

nice

ballsymchugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hdbns1Xdk0

nice.

brendansmith

Tell her that that you are cold and ask can you warm your hands on her vagina.

thatsa spicy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-PfHQW9rL0

Get up,
get on up,
get up,
get on up,
get on the scene,
get on up,
like a sex machine...

starbelgrade

brendansmith wrote: »

Tell her that that you are cold and ask can you warm your hands on her vagina.

Suave, panache & charm usually work, or you could just say "can I warm me hands on yer fanny?" It's all pretty much the same.

Feeky Magee

brendansmith wrote: »

Tell her that that you are cold and ask can you warm your hands on her vagina.

Y'know I was feeling a little less confident after reading the other doom-mongering comments, but this beautiful plan of action has inspired me, I cannot fail!

Wait, would I have to say that as Gaeilge? Is that how to them Gaeltacht lassies tick? Because if so, I'm ****ed.

ballsymchugh

Feeky Magee wrote: »

Y'know I was feeling a little less confident after reading the other doom-mongering comments, but this beautiful plan of action has inspired me, I cannot fail!

Wait, would I have to say that as Gaeilge? Is that how to them Gaeltacht lassies tick? Because if so, I'm ****ed.

ask her the irish for vagina, then put it at the end of ...

an féidir liom mo lámha a coimead té ar do .......

cloneslad

If it's irish she wants tell her there is Focail you would rather do than tap her ass up right there.

Doc

What days do you get the grinds? Ever on a Friday?

If you really think she's interested why not say when the lesson is over that you where going to go to the pub and ask if she fancies going for a drink?

That is if you know a place that you are sure will serve you because if she said yes and the barman said no now that would be bad.


Do you know if she is single?

How soon till your 18?

Feeky Magee

ballsymchugh wrote: »

ask her the irish for vagina, then put it at the end of ...

an féidir liom mo lámha a coimead té ar do .......

Duly noted.

cloneslad wrote: »

If it's irish she wants tell her there is Focail you would rather do than tap her ass up right there.

Ba-dom tssh. I'd have to mangle the pronunciation to make it work as a pun but I normally manage to do that well enough in Irish.

Senna

I going to second the "just drop the hand on her" idea, whats the worse that could happen, she'll reject you, probably leave very embarrassed. You'll fail Irish, but you'll be the envy of your mates with your drop the hand on the teacher story.

Feeky Magee

Doc wrote: »

What days do you get the grinds? Ever on a Friday?

If you really think she's interested why not say when the lesson is over that you where going to go to the pub and ask if she fancies going for a drink?

That is if you know a place that you are sure will serve you because if she said yes and the barman said no now that would be bad.


Do you know if she is single?

How soon till your 18?

Nope, Tuesdays only. Not 18 for another 6 months. I do know one bar where I usually get served but that'd be fairly dead on a Friday, never mind a Tuesday.

I have no idea if she's single, just that she's not married, or engaged.

BrokenArrows

starbelgrade wrote: »

Kyle: Ex- Excuse me? My name is... Brad. And I need to report a crime. Anonymously.

Detective 1: Oh? What's the crime?

Kyle: Well, I attend South Park Elementary. And- And one of the teachers is having sex with a student.

Cops: Oh my god! This is terrible.

Detective 1: You did the right thing telling the police, Brad. Now who's the teacher? What's his name?

Kyle: Well, it isn't a guy teacher. It's a woman?

Cop 1: A woman?

Kyle: Yeah. She's having sex with a boy.

Detective 2: Oh. But- But she's ugly, right?

Kyle: Well, no, not really. It's the kindergarten teacher, Miss Stevenson.

Detective 1: The blonde?

Kyle: Yeah.

Cop 1: Some young boy's having sex with Miss Stevenson?

Kyle: Yes.

Cop 1: Nice.

Detective 1: Nice.

Kyle: What?! No, you don't understand!

Cop 1: You sure they've had sex?

Kyle: Yeah!

Cop 2: Has she performed oral sex on him?

Kyle: Yeah, I think so.

Cop 2: Nice.

Cop 1: Nice.

Cop 2: Nice.

Detective 1: So, wait. What's the crime?

Cop 1: The crime is, she isn't doin' it with me!

Kyle: Hey! He's totally underage! She's taking advantage of him!

Detective 1: You're right, we're sorry. This is serious. We need to track this student down, and give him his Luckiest Boy in America medal right away.

nice!

TheZohanS

OP I used to date a teacher and was out drinking with her and some of her mates one time when the topic of student/teacher relationships came up. The general tone of the conversation was "yes they would" as long as the student was from a different school that the taught in.

They told me some funny stories about some of the male LC students that they fancied.

I say go for it, you'd be a fool not to.

Skid

Well, as R Kelly said, "I dont see nothing wrong, With a little bump and grind"

Hang on, No, terrible example. Didn't he get done for underage sex ??

Feeky Magee

TheZohan wrote: »

OP I used to date a teacher and was out drinking with her and some of her mates one time when the topic of student/teacher relationships came up. The general tone of the conversation was "yes they would" as long as the student was from a different school that the taught in.

They told me some funny stories about some of the male LC students that they fancied.

I say go for it, you'd be a fool not to.

Really? And did any of them actually ever follow through with this?

cloneslad

you might be embarrassed now if she rejects you but in 6 or 7 years when you look back on it you will piss yourself laughing at it along with your friends.

Me and my mates were out last saturday night and spent most of the evening, night and well into the morning chatting about things we did in school. I don't regret a single thing, even if it was the most embarrassing thing in the world back then.

TheZohanS

Feeky Magee wrote: »

Really? And did any of them actually ever follow through with this?

A few of them did, but not with students from their school.


One girl had a long relationship with a guy she gave maths grinds to, used to call him "her little pet".

Teachers get horny too you know, and there's feck all male teachers for female teachers to date. When I was in college I dated a lecturer, not from the course I did, and it was cool.


But you have to be discreet, and you have to let her know you'll be discreet too.

Feeky Magee

cloneslad wrote: »

you might be embarrassed now if she rejects you but in 6 or 7 years when you look back on it you will piss yourself laughing at it along with your friends.

Me and my mates were out last saturday night and spent most of the evening, night and well into the morning chatting about things we did in school. I don't regret a single thing, even if it was the most embarrassing thing in the world back then.

Trudat.

TheZohan wrote: »

A few of them did, but not with students from their school.


One girl had a long relationship with a guy she gave maths grinds to, used to call him "her little pet".

Teachers get horny too you know, and there's feck all male teachers for female teachers to date. When I was in college I dated a lecturer, not from the course I did, and it was cool.


But you have to be discreet, and you have to let her know you'll be discreet too.

Interesting. Thanks mate!

starbelgrade

SkidMark wrote: »

Well, as R Kelly said, "I dont see nothing wrong, With a little bump and grind"

Hang on, No, terrible example. Didn't he get done for underage sex ??

"Ain't no doubt that I've been missin' out
On someone's kissin'
Oh you will find that I knew all the time
What I was missin'
And now I'm back with the boys"

Gary Glitter, "Back With The Boys Again".

AlmightyCushion

Tell her you cut your penis and ask her to kiss it better.

GLaDOS

TheZohan wrote: »

But you have to be discreet, and you have to let her know you'll be discreet too.

A teenage boy with a chance of getting laid by a sexy older woman who happens to be teaching him and the biggest forum in Ireland's biggest message board knows.

Can't see discreetness being an issue

starbelgrade

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Tell her you cut your penis and ask her to kiss it better.

That's even worse than the "can I stick me cold hands up yr warm gash?" line.

Feeky Magee

I have come to the conclusion that there shall be some ruthless flirting next Tuesday.

starbelgrade

Feeky Magee wrote: »

I have come to the conclusion that there shall be some ruthless flirting next Tuesday.

Good man - go for it. You've nothing to lose & possibly a LOT to gain!