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I Think My Grinds Teacher Fancies Me

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    #92
    raptorman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 120 ✭✭raptorman


    Well its not like I wouldnt have done the same myself!


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    #93
    BCawley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 123 ✭✭BCawley


    raptorman wrote: »
    I seen a thread like this go horribly wrong on another forum where the guy posted some screen shots of facebook and didnt edit everything out. Some troll contacted the girl and sent her the thread address!

    And you shouldnt get specific about what you say to each other, half the country is on boards.

    As for advice, I'd wait till the old LC was over and give her a shout for a drink during the summer.

    I agree completely but unfortunately there's no fun in that for us :p

    Also I hate to be the internet White Knight, if the grinds teacher was pointed to this thread she'd be mortified aswell as completely embarrased. If we all swore to secrecy and the thread could be deleted on OP's immediate request then there should be no problem.

    Regardless, Lob it into her :D


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    #94
    General Zod
    Registered Users Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    webcam.


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    #95
    Porkpie
    Registered Users Posts: 717 ✭✭✭Porkpie


    OP, cop on to yourself, for the moment concentrate on your studies. When the grinds come to an end tell her you really appreciate her help and make some excuse to get her number. That way you could hook up with her after your exams. Are you 100% sure that she wants to jump you anyway? It's quite possible that she's just massive flirt and is getting a kick out of c0ck teasing you.

    Also, if you do ride her, do you think you'll be getting much work done in any more grinds? Look, it's not as simple as 'ride her, then get back to my cupla focail'. This could have serious consequences - if anyone found out she could get in serious sh!t, either of you might develop feelings which would impact negatively on your studies, she might reject your advances, maybe even complain to your parents. Think fan covered in plenty of sh!t.

    What's more important, your leaving cert or some piece of a55? Hold off.


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    #96
    DOC09UNAM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    Porkpie wrote: »
    OP, cop on to yourself, for the moment concentrate on your studies. When the grinds come to an end tell her you really appreciate her help and make some excuse to get her number. That way you could hook up with her after your exams. Are you 100% sure that she wants to jump you anyway? It's quite possible that she's just massive flirt and is getting a kick out of c0ck teasing you.

    Also, if you do ride her, do you think you'll be getting much work done in any more grinds? Look, it's not as simple as 'ride her, then get back to my cupla focail'. This could have serious consequences - if anyone found out she could get in serious sh!t, either of you might develop feelings which would impact negatively on your studies, she might reject your advances, maybe even complain to your parents. Think fan covered in plenty of sh!t.

    What's more important, your leaving cert or some piece of a55? Hold off.

    It's all relative, with the economy in sh!t now, the global warming crisis that could kill us all, and the fact that he could get hit by a bus tomorrow.

    I'd say the ass


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    #97
    soups05
    Registered Users Posts: 1,086 ✭✭✭soups05


    what porkpie means is


    go for it son. :D


    and of course pics or gtfo


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    #98
    3qsmavrod5twfe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 440 ✭✭3qsmavrod5twfe


    What you want to do is follow these steps exactly

    1. Call her over for Grinds
    2. ?????
    3. Set up camera
    4. Sex
    5. ?????
    6. Profit

    Simple

    :D


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    #99
    6th
    Registered Users Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    I dont think a female Boardsie has replied to this thread yet!


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    #100
    General Zod
    Registered Users Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    6th wrote: »
    I dont think a female Boardsie has replied to this thread yet!

    there's no females on the internet.


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    #101
    YbFocus
    Registered Users Posts: 8,480 ✭✭✭YbFocus


    Go for it my son!! You will be a mad bastard if you can get away with it!!


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    #102
    AnonoBoy
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    I think I know your grinds teacher. He's a nice guy, really easy to get on with as long as the transvestitism doesn't bother you.


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    #103
    SoWatchaWant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    Do it! We're behind you all the way, just make sure you resurrect the thread on Tuesday.:)


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    #104
    raptorman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 120 ✭✭raptorman


    Porkpie wrote: »
    OP, cop on to yourself, for the moment concentrate on your studies. When the grinds come to an end tell her you really appreciate her help and make some excuse to get her number. That way you could hook up with her after your exams. Are you 100% sure that she wants to jump you anyway? It's quite possible that she's just massive flirt and is getting a kick out of c0ck teasing you.

    Also, if you do ride her, do you think you'll be getting much work done in any more grinds? Look, it's not as simple as 'ride her, then get back to my cupla focail'. This could have serious consequences - if anyone found out she could get in serious sh!t, either of you might develop feelings which would impact negatively on your studies, she might reject your advances, maybe even complain to your parents. Think fan covered in plenty of sh!t.

    What's more important, your leaving cert or some piece of a55? Hold off.


    When yer 17 all that matters is ass!

    But I agree 100%. Thats why I said to hold of till the summer and ring her up and say: "how are ya now, would ya like to go for a beer?"


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    #105
    TheZohanS
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    raptorman wrote: »
    But I agree 100%. Thats why I said to hold of till the summer and ring her up and say: "how are ya now, would ya like to go for a beer?"

    And risk the chance of falling into the "friend zone", or even worse, some other dude that she's giving grinds to moves in on her?

    Go for it OP, worst case scenario she says no and you look back on it in a few years and laugh.

    Best case scenario you become a legend and end up with a rather cool, slightly more mature, girl that will teach you more than Irish. ;).


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    #106
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    The only grinds teacher I ever had looked something like this :(



    He also fancied me though


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    #107
    raptorman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 120 ✭✭raptorman


    The friend zone doesnt apply in this case. The friend zone crap only applies if she wasnt attracted to him initially.
    "I dont want to ruin our friendship" is just code for you don't turn me on.


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    #108
    pickarooney
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    I'd go with the old "help with chat up lines" routine, Start with really basic stuff and slowly get more intense. Gauge her interest before dropping hand/tapping ass. Apart from the potential knock-back/embarrassment factor, it's more likely to work as a seduction plan.


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    #109
    TheZohanS
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    raptorman wrote: »
    The friend zone doesnt apply in this case. The friend zone crap only applies if she wasnt attracted to him initially.
    "I dont want to ruin our friendship" is just code for you don't turn me on.

    Nah the "friendzone" is when you had your chance and you didn't take it. Rather than be interested in you as a potential OH you become someone that they turn to for advice on potential OH's.

    Any female posters care to comment on the friendzone?


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    #110
    JG009
    Registered Users Posts: 2,482 ✭✭✭JG009


    Ye do realise you now have to do it. If you dont, dont bother coming back here again! ;)


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    #111
    DOC09UNAM
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    TheZohan wrote: »
    Nah the "friendzone" is when you had your chance and you didn't take it. Rather than be interested in you as a potential OH you become someone that they turn to for advice on potential OH's.

    Any female posters care to comment on the friendzone?

    Sounds like you got that from an episode of Scrubs!!! :p

    I agree on this definition though, sounds about right.


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    #112
    raptorman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 120 ✭✭raptorman


    Yea a womans opinion is required here, because I just realised I'm talking as if I understand women. Which obviously I don't!


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    #113
    Long Onion
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    Go for it OP, the worst case is that you thoroughly disappoint this experienced good looking woman with your overzealous awkward selfish lovemaking techniques, to the point that she considers this the worst sexual encounter in her torrid history

    She will cancel out the grinds and curse heself for putting out with you, you will fails Irish and not get into college, in an effort to amend this failure you will watch hours and hours of pornography, lose all touch with reality and live a life of sheer desperation before eventually being picked up by the Gardai for trying to give sweets to national school girls - but what the hey, you'll be a load lighter right;)

    Let us know how it pans out.


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    #114
    DOC09UNAM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    Long Onion wrote: »
    Go for it OP, the worst case is that you thoroughly disappoint this experienced good looking woman with your overzealous awkward selfish lovemaking techniques, to the point that she considers this the worst sexual encounter in her torrid history

    She will cancel out the grinds and curse heself for putting out with you, you will fails Irish and not get into college, in an effort to amend this failure you will watch hours and hours of pornography, lose all touch with reality and live a life of sheer desperation before eventually being picked up by the Gardai for trying to give sweets to mational school girls - but what the hey, you'll be a load lighter right;)

    Let us know how it pans out.

    Gotta get those mational school girls!!


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    #115
    Long Onion
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    DOC09UNAM wrote: »
    Gotta get those mational school girls!!

    No Idea what you're on about

    Love and kisses - Ghost Dog;)


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    #116
    tmdsurvey
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    god I wish I got grinds when I was in school...:rolleyes:


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    #117
    SuperGrover
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    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    A teenage boy with a chance of getting laid by a sexy older woman who happens to be teaching him and the biggest forum in Ireland's biggest message board knows.

    Can't see discreetness being an issue :D

    Discretion


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    #118
    az2wp0sye65487
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    Feeky Magee wrote: »
    So here's the deal, I'm in LC year, and getting a grind in Irish.

    My grind teacher is mid-twenties at a guess, no wedding ring, and very cute (looks like an older version of Donna off Neighbours).

    She's taken to winking at me whenever I finish a sentence I'm struggling with, and she kept giving me examples to say like "Yesterday I went to the cinema with my girlfriend" until I eventually said I was single, and she said "Go away from me, really?". The last class we had she said we were gonna do some oral work and then said "Don't!" and laughed even though I hadn't reacted.

    I have flirted back the odd time but I mainly just smile and keep quiet. Is this something I should try and pursue or is that just a horrible idea?

    Tell her you need to 'Feeky' her 'Magee'


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    #119
    DOC09UNAM
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    SuperGrover wrote: »
    Discretion

    http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/discreetness

    http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/discretion

    Can have two totally different meanings, the word he used was suitable for what he was using it for.


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    #120
    IvyTheTerrible
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    I'm just wondering what the attraction of a 17 year old schoolboy, with (probably) not a hell of a lot of experience is for a woman who must be in her mid twenties?

    (I'm not trying to offend the OP, I'm genuinely wondering. I'm late twenties and would have no interest in schoolboys so I'm curious.).

    Also, would we have the same "go on go for it" if the OP was a girl and the grinds teacher was wome auld fella?


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    #121
    Doodee
    Registered Users Posts: 6,419 ✭✭✭Doodee


    IvyTheTerrible wrote: »
    Also, would we have the same "go on go for it" if the OP was a girl and the grinds teacher was wome auld fella?

    Sure why not? Equal opportunities.


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