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I Think My Grinds Teacher Fancies Me

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    #182
    demanufactured
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,756 ✭✭✭demanufactured


    STIFLERS MOOOOOMMMM!


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    #183
    Gummy Panda
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    OP, just smurf her


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    #184
    MizzLolly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    OP, just smurf her

    Haha filth! :p


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    #185
    wordofmouth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭wordofmouth


    http://www.videosift.com/video/Nice-nice

    We need to track this student down and give him his luckiest boy in america medal right away.


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    #186
    TheInquisitor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,530 ✭✭✭TheInquisitor


    Tate Witty Sellout wrote: »
    ask her what the irish for 'drop the hand' is

    Taobh Síos do láimh


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    #187
    Daemos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,645 ✭✭✭Daemos


    Go for it, what's the worst that can happen?

    You'll fail Irish, sure we've all done that :D


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    #188
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
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    Best thread in ages.:D
    There's like 7 teachers in my school that are pure sexy.
    Go for it OP, you will be legendary no matter what her reply is.


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    #189
    Bigdeadlydave
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    Just show her this thread! Go on ya good ting!


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    #190
    Feeky Magee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 677 ✭✭✭Feeky Magee


    Bigdeadlydave wrote: »
    Just show her this thread! Go on ya good ting!

    She'd probably just orgasm at all the lovely suggestions given by the good boardies.


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    #191
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users Posts: 29,294 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    she dosn't fancy you, one of her duties is to be pleasent and friendly


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    #192
    R0ot
    Registered Users Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    Worst case scenario you have to get a different Grinds Teacher. GO FOR IT!

    Hell you could be as lucky as the yanks: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=126269 :D


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    #193
    4leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    Don't let that trollop divert you from pursuing a pass in Irish,

    As a 17 year old bloke you have to get your priorities right

    Have a condom on the ready and I am sure a lot of us could do with an Irish grind as well.


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    #194
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    Go for it OP, you'll regret it if you don't!


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    #195
    Jay P
    Registered Users Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    This is quite possibly the greatest thread I've ever read, and I'm going to follow it valiantly until the OP is finished the grinds!

    OP, you must go for this. Do it for all the guys who never had a decent looker of a teacher, or guys who never got the chanceto have a shot with one of the hot ones.

    Definitely build up the flirting, and make it a slow burner. Then BAM! Sometime after Christmas, you must do it. In fairness, the worst that could happen is that she says no and insists you find another grind teacher. Wwhereas the best thing that could happen.....

    :cool:

    You're my hero.


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    #196
    Vanbis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,724 ✭✭✭Vanbis


    Jay P wrote: »
    This is quite possibly the greatest thread I've ever read, and I'm going to follow it valiantly until the OP is finished the grinds!

    I concur. Feeky Magee, my advice is don't do a Jim Levenstein :rolleyes:.


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    #197
    buff-n-stuff
    Registered Users Posts: 11 ✭buff-n-stuff


    Don't post on here ever, was directed over from another forum. This thread has reached far and wide.

    I have to say go for it dude. Whats the worst that could happen in all reality?
    I was in a similar situation when I was in L.C. and I still tell the story. Big grin on my face thinking about it now.
    My advice would be to play it cool, I like the chat up line translation idea.
    Very American Pie all this.

    Best of luck with it, I'll be keeping an eye on this thread over the coming weeks.


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    #198
    4leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    Please please please OP do keep us all imformed


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    #199
    VinnyTGM
    Registered Users Posts: 829 ✭✭✭VinnyTGM


    Ask her to help you with a problem, say that you haven't wanked in over 5 day's due to an injury sustained on your **** wrist. If she is in any way interested I'm sure she will get the message.


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    #200
    Four-Percent
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    Just consider for a moment which type of grind you think is really important.

    Irish grind, or bump and grind.


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    #201
    RMD
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    Dude does she do pass Irish grinds?

    Being in 5th year I've plenty of time to butter her up.


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    #202
    ScumLord
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    VinnyTGM wrote: »
    Ask her to help you with a problem, say that you haven't wanked in over 5 day's due to an injury sustained on your **** wrist. If she is in any way interested I'm sure she will get the message.
    No, no, it's too vague she could end up just make an appointment for a doctor. That's how I ended up getting a cyclonic irrigation.
    It's best to be upfront about these things.


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    #203
    Xinkai
    Registered Users Posts: 1,587 ✭✭✭Xinkai


    Why not ask her if SHE wants to do some grinds ;)


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    #204
    rizzee
    Registered Users Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭rizzee


    I presume you've told your mates about this?

    Pretty soon you'll be getting the ''don't be a bitch/pussy''

    You have no choice Luke. May the force be with you.


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    #205
    clikityclak
    Registered Users Posts: 470 ✭✭clikityclak


    Such a great thread!

    You gotta go for it OP, be a hero and do a little flirting, a little more flirting... if she lives kinda near ya you might meet her out over christmas and that would be a good oppurtunity to, ya know, move things along.. to SEXY TIME!

    still laughing over the elephant/zipper thing :D


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    #206
    Jay P
    Registered Users Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    RMD wrote: »
    Dude does she do pass Irish grinds?

    Being in 5th year I've plenty of time to butter her up.

    You're not getting any details! You could mess it up for him!

    Well, you can try and tap that after the OP has his way....


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    #207
    CivilServant
    Registered Users Posts: 2,005 ✭✭✭CivilServant


    impress her with your dance moves

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUJLYDthSCk


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    #208
    siltirocker
    Registered Users Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭siltirocker


    CAN WE PLEASE GET A STICKY ON THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!:pac::pac::pac::pac:

    OP, I know about a dozen dudes who are ready to get your name printed on t-shirts, and if you're sucessfull tattoos!!! :cool:

    **** her Bones off son! ;) We're gunning for ya.


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    #209
    Long Onion
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    If you do not get some kind of photographic/documentary proof you will be banned forever and probably beaten - probably.


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    #210
    tribesman44
    Registered Users Posts: 432 ✭✭tribesman44


    just walk up to her after class and say "you wanna go for pizza and ****?" **** like this only happens in the movies man, you gotta take advantage. worse case she says no. you dont want to look back on this when your 40 and think man i could have banged my teacher.


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    #211
    Agricola
    Registered Users Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    I really need to see this teacher!

    There was an absolute babe of a geography teacher in my school. Spent many happy hours dreamin of various ways to shaft her. The OP is living the dream...........well hopefully he will...............probably not though!


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