I Think My Grinds Teacher Fancies Me

Esel

brendansmith wrote: »

Tell her that that you are cold and ask can you warm your hands on her vagina.

You Yanks! It would be in her vagina, but on her vulva.

Feeky Magee wrote: »

Wait, would I have to say that as Gaeilge? Is that how to them Gaeltacht lassies tick? Because if so, I'm not ****ed.

FYP.

If her name is Olive: Ar an dtalamh, Olive!

If it's Una: Suas do gúna, Una!

Dj Stiggie

Feeky Magee wrote: »

Trudat.

DOUBLE TRUE!

Funjunkie

I had a thing with a student teacher when I was in school. It was very very exciting at the time. He used to stare at me in study and I figured out what classes he had so I could walk past him in the hall.

We met in a nightclub about 2 weeks before the Xmas holidays and ended up getting in on.
He was a bit full on and I got freaked out as 17 year olds do. Also my mother found out and was NOT impressed. But I get such a kick out of telling the story over 10 years later. I think you should definitely go for it.

BUT you have months left so keep make it a slow burner which is way more exciting . Keep us informed!

Overheal

About this Discretion thingZohan was talking about: that doesnt apply to After Hours. Yeah, you can tell us.

OutlawPete

This should give the OP some inspiration

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGUG1aCUY2o

Mr Benevolent

This thread is now set up the OP for the biggest, most spectacularly non-lethal disappointment ever.

The Saint

Oh my I feel an epic PI thread coming on.

Anyway, I say go for it dude. Even if you get a slap in the chops you'll still have a legend of a story to tell your mates and you'll be seen as a king amongst men. It'll be the kind of story that will be passed down from generation to generation. I'll personally buy you a pint (when you turn 18 of course).

I only had one teacher for grinds for maths when I was doing my leaving and she was about 80 so unfortunately...ah who am i kidding. I would have beaten myself off to the umbrella plant in the corner.

Go for it......

cloneslad

Confab wrote: »

This thread is now set up the OP for the biggest, most spectacularly non-lethal disappointment ever.

I see you're a glass half full sort of guy :rolleyes:

It sets him up for the rest of his life, if he succeeds he becomes a legend, if he fails he becomes a legend who tried and failed......he can't lose, he will always have the memory of it to share with his mates...............and us

Xavi6

Re: her relationship status, have you looked her up/added her on the aul Facebewk? Bit of e-stalking is required in situations like this.

long_b

Go for it young man.

If she's as cute as you say she should be well used to knocking lads back if she's not interested.
Chances are that the worst case scenario is she'll say no but be flattered.

Enjoy !!!!

Blazer

Ask her next time "An bhfuil bosca fliuch agat?"
If she answers "ta" you're in there my son.:D

orourkeda

I would definitely ask if she's as good looking as you say.

You'll regret it in later life if you dont

samhail

Hi Feeky Magee. I am actually interesting in getting maths grinds... err i mean spanish grinds... irish grinds ? what ever.
can you pm me her contact details please.

4zn76tysfajdxp

OutlawPete wrote: »

You my good man are a legend.

I don't think he meant one of his teachers.

raptorman

I seen a thread like this go horribly wrong on another forum where the guy posted some screen shots of facebook and didnt edit everything out. Some troll contacted the girl and sent her the thread address!

And you shouldnt get specific about what you say to each other, half the country is on boards.

As for advice, I'd wait till the old LC was over and give her a shout for a drink during the summer.

Turd Ferguson

SkidMark wrote: »

Well, as R Kelly said, "I dont see nothing wrong, With a little bump and grind"

Hang on, No, terrible example. Didn't he get done for underage sex ??

He just pissed on them though, so as long as OP stays away from the water sports he should be ok

raptorman

The Perfect Drug wrote: »

A wise man once said:

"It is better to regret something you have done than regret something you haven't done"

And it's the wise'uns you ought to listen to. Go for it

In the same vein I'd like to quote Theodore Roosevelt.

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself for a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

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Pdfile

ask her if she needs a hand Grambing....


skip the Essay test and get to the oral exam.

stovelid

In my experience, if you're alone when she's supervising detention and she removes her mortar board and glasses while untying her sternly-tied chignon, you're in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0XLKcMoXRE

DazMarz

More is lost through indecision than wrong decision. I'd say if you think you have a shot, go for it. Why not? Could be the start of a beautiful friendship and all that.

Pdfile

DazMarz wrote: »

More is lost through indecision than wrong decision. I'd say if you think you have a shot, go for it. Why not? Could be the start of a beautiful friendship and all that.

or 15 minutes of raw sex then you fail your exams... either of the two really.

Notorious

More than 80 posts and the OP hasn't been berated for watching Neighbours?

For shame. I hope you crash and burn!

Trankton

ask can you pay her in pounds.
when she says yes then just say 'well do you want me to pound you now or later??':D

Pdfile

Trankton wrote: »

ask can you pay her in pounds.
when she says yes then just say 'well do you want me to pound you now or later??':D

give her yer two pence worth eh ?? :pac:

DOC09UNAM

raptorman wrote: »

I seen a thread like this go horribly wrong on another forum where the guy posted some screen shots of facebook and didnt edit everything out. Some troll contacted the girl and sent her the thread address!

And you shouldnt get specific about what you say to each other, half the country is on boards.

As for advice, I'd wait till the old LC was over and give her a shout for a drink during the summer.

Currently active users: 2717 (901 registered, 1816 guests)

Only 4000 or so people living in ireland??


Sorry, couldn't resist.


To OP, nail her like a piece of timber.

Mr check raise

drive it into her, take no prisoners

raptorman

DOC09UNAM wrote: »

Currently active users: 2717 (901 registered, 1816 guests)

Only 4000 or so people living in ireland??


Sorry, couldn't resist.


To OP, nail her like a piece of timber.

What I meant was boards is hardly a dusty out of the way corner of the web:)

demanufactured

typedef-o-rama

Trankton

Subtlety could be your best friend here :

Ask her things like ' So how do you ask someone out in Irish'.
or 'How do you say I have a giant ambulance in my rubber love pants' that's always a winner!!!

DOC09UNAM

raptorman wrote: »

What I meant was boards is hardly a dusty out of the way corner of the web:)

I know , was just too tempting to leave it sitting there!!