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CDfm

homahs love of buses made him cry when nthe bus services were cancelled during the bad weather but he goes to the bus stop anyway just to hang out and reminis. If someone asks him when is the next bus coming he says "not anytime soon" with conviction as if it was any other day.

homah_7ft

Calls play tv every night and he will always give the same answer as the caller previous to him. It's an expensive joke but gives him a giggle.

Amalgam

following on from CDfm's post, homah_7ft would sit at the back of the bus and be extremely nice to people. Madam, you look radiant today. Princess Diana wasn't a patch on you, M'Lady! Permit me to wolf whistle..

Sir! I say.. Sir! Have you considered a Panama hat to enhance your virtuous manly looks? Consider it today!!

homah_7ft

Is a psychic working for Irish Psychics Direct. Always tells people to beware the letter D and the number 24. When they ask why, he tells them "cos that's my postcode and if you come near my house with your psychic rubbish I'll kick your ass".

CDfm

homah 7ft puts on a Barney dvd a hops and skips around the living room saying " I love you, you love me" when guests arrive that he doesnt like. If they dont leave he asks them to join in which usually works except for last Sunday with the Romanians who have moved in.

homah_7ft

If you want to see what CDfM looks like then google the last supper. Leonardo da Vinci placed him three to the right from Jesus.

Cicero

hates snow ever since he learnt (2 days ago) that when you make a snowman, it doesn't come alive like frosty the snowman...ever since he has felt hard done by as he originally spent 1 week building one and kept saying frosty,,why don't you speak to me??

CDfm

Cicero's bid for fame with a naked photo shoot on the Wicklow mountains backfired. He is so pale he blended in totally with the snow and when the pics were printed the photographer thought his pubic region was dirt on the lens and gave him his money back.

homah_7ft

Knows Frosty came to life and lives in my freezer now. Had a row with Frosty over his choice of scarf. Cicero wants all snowmen to wear a black scarf whereas frosty likes to wear read stripey ones.

CDfm was out photographing in the Wicklow mountains yesterday and is now short of cash.

Cicero

wanted for murder....killed frosty the snowman by plugging out his fridge freezer and leaving the door opened and the central heating on one night

homah_7ft

Told me to plug out the freezer due to an incoming lightning storm.

Invented the windup radio.

Lord ButterSlip

Homah goes on judge judy and doesnt bring any documents with him just so judge judy will shout at him.

niceirishfella

....is in Kilkenny make snowballs from yellow snow.

Cicero

makes yellow snow in kilkenny for local and export sale

CDfm

Cicero of CSI Kildare is red haired and spotty

Amalgam

CDfm bought Toblerones for anyone and everyone this Christmas. Local dentist 'sponsors' him to do this..

Lord ButterSlip

Contains mercury!!:eek:

CDfm

Lord ButterSlip likes nothing better than on a night out than dress up as the Milky Bar kid and have a big glass of orange.

homah_7ft

Likes to walk to work barefoot in the cold weather so he can tell his future grandchildren how tough life used to be. Grows turnips on his window to make into candle holders.

Cicero

cdfm gets a small retainer everytime he posts in the baseless lie thread....it helps him pay for his addiction to American TV show DVD box sets

homah_7ft

His sig means that he will kill you with a smile

Cicero

homah's blue shirt has coffee stains on it...................



ha ha ...made ya look made ya stare...............now ure dead....I smiled at you.:eek:

joes girls

Cicero pushed an old woman off the train, just so he could have the last seat!!!

Cicero

joes girls made a snowman....now looking for where she put that willy warmer....

homah_7ft

Has lit a sacrificial bonfire to beg for warmer weather and is eating marshmallows now.

staker

Is out hunting sheep for the bonfire he'll tell you-it's really lamb cutlets from OCrualaoi's in Ballincollig;)

Cicero

is taking advantage of Dublins weather trouble by staging a revolution to replace Cork as official capital of Ireland.......

homah_7ft

Has a tattoo on his arm of a man with a tattoo on his arm.

CDfm

Homah has not been feeding his cat but puts out breadcrumbs on the bird table every morning.

joes girls

Cdfm came in the top 5 sexy men on boards.ie:)