Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

CDfm

JGs wants to pick it

joes girls

Cdfm trys to lick it!!!

CDfm

Joes Girls has just eaten it :eek:

del88

joes girls trys to kick it

del88

dame i was to slow...

CDfm

dell88 is disapointed that he missed that tasty morsel

homah_7ft

waits til his boss looks at his watch and then asks him the time.

del88

homah-7ft rues the day he mocked del's missed opportunity......

CDfm

dell88 chomps on frozen vegetarian lasagne and feels cheated

joes girls

CDfm stays up late every night, only to watch water rats, on RTE!!!

del88

joes girls been seen recently hanging around mc donadals trying to convert people to the joys of the whopper....

homah_7ft

invented spam

del88

ate spam for christmas dinner

colrow

Warrant out for horse sex accused DelBoy88

An arrest warrant has been issued for a Leicester man accused of having sex with a horse and a donkey, after he failed to turn up to court.

DelBoy88, is charged with buggery of a donkey between February and April 1999 and buggery with a horse in March 2004.

He is also accused of criminal damage to the animals during the same dates.

He was due to appear at Court earlier for a plea and case management hearing.

DelBoy88 did not attend court and it was heard he had lost touch with his solicitors.

The Judge issued a bench warrant for his arrest.

CDfm

colrow has just set up a dating website for women to find their perfect partner called www.colrow.com which claims 100% satisfaction guaranteed, mysteriousley after taking part in exhaustive and rigourous compatability tests every womans perfect partner is always Colrow.

Cicero

cdfm is a fictional character set up by a group of comediens to practice telling jokes....they have recently disbanded because they weren't very good but one person, interestingly also called CDfm, has maintained the account and is still posting his efforts in the baseless lie thread...he has had many awards from other fictional characters, especially Joes Girls, who is maintained operated by the TCN publicity department, and who is building his cicersnow today:)

staker

Cicero logged in on the way out the door to school this morning.

Cicero's mam-*Cicero!! get out the door and into the car if you know what's good for you*:mad:
*And come off your sister's back, a bit of ice won't hurt you*

CDfm

It was Stakers first day back at school today and he is very sad. On the way to school his long term girlfriend broke up with him as she felt kind of weird dating her teacher.

Cicero

cdfm fitted special snow tyres to his car last night....but when he got up this morning though, he found that they had all melted, so he had to put the original tyres back on

CDfm

Cicero went to a lot of trouble to melt my snow tyres this morning but in the process melted his own snow shoes and snow suit. His extremities should recover from frost bite in a week or so but Dr JGs has yet to assess whether or not there is nerve damage.

joes girls

CDfm is the love child of colrow, but he never found out who is mam is!!!

del88

joes girls is the mam.....!!!

CDfm

del88 wonders why with all this love in the world he gets none. Well dell88 your prayers are answered click here and you may be surprised www.joesgirls.com

Nevyn

CDfm has long hair down to hir knees.

CDfm

Thaed has decided to become a green activist and do her bit to save the Planet. Coming soon is the Thaedydal Campaign Against Women Drivers -and to kick it off she burned her drivers licence outside the GPO today. Commenting on TV3 she said less cars mean less polution , she went on to say "Its not the women drivers I blame, but the men that give them the cars"

colrow

CDfm wrote: »

del88 wonders why with all this love in the world he gets none. Well dell88 your prayers are answered click here and you may be surprised www.joesgirls.com

rotflmao i clicked on that link and the government here has banned it, must be good !!!!

CDfm

colrow wrote: »

rotflmao i clicked on that link and the government here has banned it, must be good !!!!

Its bad. JGs has us all fooled and then theres the website:p

Cicero

cdfm made snow cars today and fitted them with special snow tyres.....they were last seen on the M50 driving at speeds in excess of 120km

Amalgam

Cicero inhales spaghetti through his nose.

SNNNNNnnnnooOOOrrrRRRttt!

Cicero

amalgam has stopped shaving his face as he has just reaslised that he is in fact female