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del88

cicero secretly eats flowers from the garden next door.,.........chom chom chom

staker

del88 thinks fat ladies are just lovely,delicious even....

Cicero

staker has been going to bingo every Tuesday night with his girlfriend for the last 60 years.

CDfm

Cicero ordered a mail order bride and it turned out to be a woman called Concepta from Mayfield in Cork. He looks good in his hoodie, now answers to Cis and is developing a taste for Starbird lager.

joes girls

CDfm was out tonight trying to free a robin that got frozen in the bird bath he put out this morning!!!

Amalgam

joes girls snow wear is just like her avatar!

Tongue frozen in place.

joes girls

Amalgam wrote the new smoking kills message on the back of my benson box!!!

CDfm

Amalgam discovered that stealling Joes Girls last cigerette does not kill but does cause a lot of pain.

joes girls

After watching Big Bro, CDfm wants to get a basshunter CD, .... cause it's all he ever wanted!!!

colrow

JG's is doing the voice over for " Little Weed " in the digital remastering of "Bill and Ben The Flower Pot Men "

Matt Holck

colrow is up early in the morning

colrow

Matt holck was recently in treatment in the UK as detailed below.

A man who went to casualty with his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder.

Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused, so they called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.

They turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help in what a spokesman said was a "delicate operation".

The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe from around the man's penis and it took about 30 minutes.

The patient was given an anaesthetic and his penis was left bruised and swollen but otherwise unharmed.

The anxious man, aged about 40, gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning.

A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: "Initially the crew did not have the appropriate cutting equipment to free the man.

"It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.

"It's certainly an unusual call-out and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again."

Press Association

CDfm

Colrow is getting increasingly worried about his tanline so he has been getting up at night to sunbathe nude on the roof

star.chaser

CDfm is the guy behind the counter at centra in eastpoint business park that sounds like he's been sucking on helium balloons and occasionally blows customers kisses or pinches their bums.

CDfm

star.chasers new years resolution is to find love and what better way then internet dating - so all you ladies out there check out star.chasers aka Reubens profile right here http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/

joes girls

CDfm took my long-johns!!!can i have them back now please!!!

star.chaser

joes girls can be spotted any weekday morning at 5 a.m jogging along the boardwalk dressed in nothing but a pair of long johns and some ugg boots.

colrow

star chaser fell off his trolley, and his ears broke off

Lord ButterSlip

Colrow assured everyone that he was edible at full moon.

CDfm

Lord IceSlip slipped on his posterior and has borrowed his Ma's corset for lumbar support. Thats his story but I think its cos he likes it.

Cicero

Is collecting all the salt that's currently being (not being) spread on the roads for the snow, and packaging it as Lord ButterSlips True-Grit Salt

gamblitis

makes DIY snow cones and leaves them oin the middle of the road with glass bottles hidden inside.

CDfm

gamblitis has been seeing rolling around in a field near his house rubbing snow over his naked body and shrieking "Kamakazi" while waving a plastic sword.

staker

CDfm put antifreeze out for the birds this morning, spare a thought for our alcoholic feathered friends he says.

CDfm

After my good deed Staker appeared with his shooting partner Lord Butterslip and bagged a brace of robin, a crow and next doors parrot.

Cicero

cdfm has just developed a new recipie for cooking Parrobow

Amalgam

Cicero waits by the window, unzips his pants and lets the blue tits have a good go at his seed. Bell.

homah_7ft

Will only eat toblerone if it's cut into squares for him.

Amalgam

homah_7ft thinks I am spoiling him\her.

homah_7ft

Has disguised chicken balls as Ferraro Rocher.