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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1
niceirishfella
You get the idea.......I'll start and post one on my olde mate colrow.....
Colrow was recently arrested in Ann Summers shoplifting because he was too embarrased to pay for a certain item.;)
Warning:
Right, we're going to try this again.
Here is how it's going to go:
Insults and abuse belong in the Thunderdome. Not here. This forum is for creative surrealism and silliness. I've just deleted nearly 70 posts that really should have resulted in an infraction or a ban for their owners. Most of these appeared before the thread was moved to the Thunderdome. You know why I didn't ban or infract anyone for them? Because I'm not a jerk.
So, with that in mind:
From now on there will be no personal abuse. There will be no abuse of the tags. There most certainly will be no complaining about this warning, which is the last I will ever make on this thread. You had three warnings previous to this. THREE. And they were ignored. If this one is ignored by anyone, this thread gets locked and it will not be coming back.
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CDfm
homahs love of buses made him cry when nthe bus services were cancelled during the bad weather but he goes to the bus stop anyway just to hang out and reminis. If someone asks him when is the next bus coming he says "not anytime soon" with conviction as if it was any other day.
homah_7ft
Calls play tv every night and he will always give the same answer as the caller previous to him. It's an expensive joke but gives him a giggle.
Amalgam
following on from CDfm's post, homah_7ft would sit at the back of the bus and be extremely nice to people. Madam, you look radiant today. Princess Diana wasn't a patch on you, M'Lady! Permit me to wolf whistle..
Sir! I say.. Sir! Have you considered a Panama hat to enhance your virtuous manly looks? Consider it today!!
homah_7ft
Is a psychic working for Irish Psychics Direct. Always tells people to beware the letter D and the number 24. When they ask why, he tells them "cos that's my postcode and if you come near my house with your psychic rubbish I'll kick your ass".
CDfm
homah 7ft puts on a Barney dvd a hops and skips around the living room saying " I love you, you love me" when guests arrive that he doesnt like. If they dont leave he asks them to join in which usually works except for last Sunday with the Romanians who have moved in.
homah_7ft
If you want to see what CDfM looks like then google the last supper. Leonardo da Vinci placed him three to the right from Jesus.
Cicero
hates snow ever since he learnt (2 days ago) that when you make a snowman, it doesn't come alive like frosty the snowman...ever since he has felt hard done by as he originally spent 1 week building one and kept saying frosty,,why don't you speak to me??
CDfm
Cicero's bid for fame with a naked photo shoot on the Wicklow mountains backfired. He is so pale he blended in totally with the snow and when the pics were printed the photographer thought his pubic region was dirt on the lens and gave him his money back.
homah_7ft
Knows Frosty came to life and lives in my freezer now. Had a row with Frosty over his choice of scarf. Cicero wants all snowmen to wear a black scarf whereas frosty likes to wear read stripey ones.
CDfm was out photographing in the Wicklow mountains yesterday and is now short of cash.
Cicero
wanted for murder....killed frosty the snowman by plugging out his fridge freezer and leaving the door opened and the central heating on one night
homah_7ft
Told me to plug out the freezer due to an incoming lightning storm.
Invented the windup radio.
Lord ButterSlip
Homah goes on judge judy and doesnt bring any documents with him just so judge judy will shout at him.
niceirishfella
....is in Kilkenny make snowballs from yellow snow.
Cicero
makes yellow snow in kilkenny for local and export sale
CDfm
Cicero of CSI Kildare is red haired and spotty
Amalgam
CDfm bought Toblerones for anyone and everyone this Christmas. Local dentist 'sponsors' him to do this..
Lord ButterSlip
Contains mercury!!:eek:
CDfm
Lord ButterSlip likes nothing better than on a night out than dress up as the Milky Bar kid and have a big glass of orange.
homah_7ft
Likes to walk to work barefoot in the cold weather so he can tell his future grandchildren how tough life used to be. Grows turnips on his window to make into candle holders.
Cicero
cdfm gets a small retainer everytime he posts in the baseless lie thread....it helps him pay for his addiction to American TV show DVD box sets
homah_7ft
His sig means that he will kill you with a smile
Cicero
homah's blue shirt has coffee stains on it...................
ha ha ...made ya look made ya stare...............now ure dead....I smiled at you.:eek:
joes girls
Cicero pushed an old woman off the train, just so he could have the last seat!!!
Cicero
joes girls made a snowman....now looking for where she put that willy warmer....
homah_7ft
Has lit a sacrificial bonfire to beg for warmer weather and is eating marshmallows now.
staker
Is out hunting sheep for the bonfire he'll tell you-it's really lamb cutlets from OCrualaoi's in Ballincollig;)
Cicero
is taking advantage of Dublins weather trouble by staging a revolution to replace Cork as official capital of Ireland.......
homah_7ft
Has a tattoo on his arm of a man with a tattoo on his arm.
CDfm
Homah has not been feeding his cat but puts out breadcrumbs on the bird table every morning.
joes girls
Cdfm came in the top 5 sexy men on boards.ie:)
