Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

staker

Secretly fancies Hyacinth Bucket

Cicero

frequently drops the good china when in his mothers house...staker, staker....don't you dare drop that china....ye ye ye ye yesssssssss mmmmmmmummmm......aaaggghh

joes girls

is making coffee now, and singing "here comes the girls......girls......."

staker

Cicero wrote: »

frequently drops the good china when in his mothers house...staker, staker....don't you dare drop that china....ye ye ye ye yesssssssss mmmmmmmummmm......aaaggghh

JG's has this place fuseconned with "Blind Date"

Cicero

joes girls wrote: »

is making coffee now, and singing "here comes the girls......girls......."

naw,,,,it's West Side Story actually...:D


Staker drives a Rover 216 and has a mustache

joes girls

Knows a thing or two about the westside.............of the dump nexts to his house, but thats an other story!!!

staker

JG's fed the leftover turkey to her pet budgie, he's fattening up nicely in time for Easter

homah_7ft

Hunts beetles.

niceirishfella

..and then eats their bettle dung

Lord ButterSlip

Eats Babies

niceirishfella

Lord ButterSlip wrote: »

Eats Babies

........wants to have DJ Carey's bastard child:p

homah_7ft

Has 12 fridges.

CDfm

homah 7ft attended the Irelands Got talent competition with his dog. The dog covered his face with his paws in embarrasment at homahs performance and is now thru to the next round.Go Lassie go.

Lord ButterSlip

Cant read unless someone holds his hand:D

joes girls

CDfm broke boards by coming on!!!

homah_7ft

Knocked me out for ten minutes with an uppercut.

joes girls

Was voted Mr neat by all that tune into corky forever!!!

CDfm

JGs went in to her local Tescos and had a trolly rage incident. She misses her car since she parked it in the ditch but wanted to experience the thrill of road rage without the ice.

homah_7ft

Writes secret messages in toilet roll inserts.

staker

Homah is posting from The Crow's Nest,he has it confused with this place....
Come out Homah!!!

homah_7ft

Is sitting beside me on a laptop and stealing my beer with a long straw :mad:

joes girls

loves to play along with deal or no deal.......he pretends to be the banker!!!

homah_7ft

Is having a big fight with her former primary school teacher over a mark she received in a summer test in 3rd class.

CDfm

on the way home from the pub last night homah had an altercation with a snowman and lost

Lord ButterSlip

CDfm types everything on an Ouija Board

staker

Lord Butterslip has kept Queen-Mise in the shed since Christmas

joes girls

Staker told his boss he is stuck in wexford with the snow, just so he could take a snow day off work!!!!

staker

JG'S pushed me out when I got stuck last night- Easy Easy she said, as I reversed out:eek:

CDfm

staker got clamped !!!!!

homah_7ft

His surname is FMCD