Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

joes girls

didnt get the home waxing kit, that she asked for over and over, is fed up of paying double to get her very hairy upper lip done!!!

niceirishfella

.........was GUTTED when she heard the the G spot NEVER existed.
She's been asking he "clients" to bang her like a jack hammer for years to get to it!

CDfm

niceirishfella discovered his g spot on Guantenamo and wont be making jokes at US airports again.

niceirishfella

...is very afraid of those full body scanners they are introducing......they'll show up his tiny weeeeeeener.

CDfm

niceirishfella is an expert on the new scanners having had his piercings and metal inserts removed at the airport with a pliers

imasmeasmecanbe

........... shares a half brother with Zacarias Moussouai

niceirishfella

....is into snowboarding naked down slopes in Gay Ski Resorts.

CDfm

niceirishfella holidays in Gay Ski resorts with a pellet gun and is known as the Pissed Piste Phantom Sniper and a "crack" shot

niceirishfella

Yes, I go to Ski Resorts, but not the type you want to think you degenerate..

But at least I don't go to Paedo Resorts like CDfm!

LOL

CDfm

niceirishfellas male grooming salon has a special offer for male intimate waxing for skiers all during January. As the advert says "Niceirishfellas because ....I like to inflict pain"

staker

CDfm thinks his pet goldfish is on a diet- he's been swimming upside down now for 3 weeks, hasn't eaten a smidgen and is letting off stinkers to beat the band...

colrow

If Staker was an animal he would a Woodpecker

CDfm

Staker has just eaten my goldfish

paulof1985

CDfm stands for Can Dance for money!!!

staker

Paulof1985 finds it hard to get the hang of his new Ipod,it's nowhere near as good as his tape-ejector he'll say

Amalgam

staker collects butts and stogies. Makes rollies.

CDfm

Quitting smoking has really gotten to Amalgam and the avertion therapy involving Stakers butt is giving him unclean thoughts

homah_7ft

CDFM's new year's resolution is to use the phrase, unclean thoughts, every day.

aaronjumper

homah 7ft wears wellys coz he likes the way they feel.

homah_7ft

Loves to imagine fellow posters in wellys Fur lined ones for the ladies.

Cicero

always reveals his true unconscious thoughts and fantacies on the baseless lie thread

homah_7ft

Is currently fending off a tiger attack while posting.

Cicero

was caught with semtex on an airplane but swore it was planted there by TCN

homah_7ft

Owns the Dutch rights to Countdown.

joes girls

Homah is knitting a new set of willie warmers and only needs cicero and cdfm's address to show just how good at it he is!!!

Cicero

Once applied to be a participant on the embarrasing bodies & diseases TV show........(and I'm very glad that JG posted just before me!!!)

joes girls

cheek!!!


is not sure why he has 3 nipples, but he plays with them all anyways!!!

Cicero

Has serious body issues that require a combination of lifts, tucks and re-modelling if he is ever going to appear female one day

joes girls

thinks he is clever, by calling me a he, and cant sit down after his treatments today!!!

Cicero

has a secret desire to one day own a Fiat Panda