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Quotes from nights out

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    #182
    grames_bond
    Registered Users Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    flying _squirl wrote: »
    Paperclip:
    *stands up, asserts herself with an air of authority and an extremely serious face shouts (at me and lolly)* "YOU'VE NO IDEA HOW WIDE I AM!!!"

    that was funny in so many ways!


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    #183
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    1: Fella was desribing his mate who tried to get some girl, who was flirting with him, to stop and be turned off him, and ended up attracting her more.

    He just said "Jesus Christ if you're gonna do something wrong, do it right!!!!"

    2: Jesus, she's a Roide!! I'd bang her so hard the person who managed to pull me out of her would be crowned King of England!!!


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    #184
    skywards
    Registered Users Posts: 1,760 ✭✭✭skywards


    Fago_25 wrote: »
    2: Jesus, she's a Roide!! I'd bang her so hard the person who managed to pull me out of her would be crowned King of England!!!

    That just made my night ahaha. Best..quote..ever


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    #185
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    Doom: I love some fringe


    or something to tha effect, feel free to edit it, but i very much lol'd


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    #186
    trowelled
    Registered Users Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭trowelled


    emo!! wrote: »
    Doom: I love some fringe


    or something to tha effect, feel free to edit it, but i very much lol'd

    Oh yes I remember that. Doomy was all about the fringe :D


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    #187
    Doctor DooM
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    I believe it was something like "I'm all about the fringe".


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    #188
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    ah yeah tha was it :)


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    #189
    Phractal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 452 ✭✭Phractal


    Girl: want to come upstairs and sleep?
    My mate: not tired, think Ill sit here and drink
    Girl: wanna come upstairs and... Not sleep?
    My mate: *looks at beer and fags* nah I am grand here
    Girl: you sad ****
    My mate: yeah.
    Girl: you suck
    My mate: thats cool
    Girl: as in, I have a condom. You suck.
    My mate: yeah. Whatever. *lights fag. Has beer* *girl leaves in disgust*.

    We call that night vietnam for a reason. Another quote:
    "holy **** man are these like micro condoms?" the reply "they fit me fine" LOL. FAIL.


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    #190
    Morag
    Registered Users Posts: 8,423 ✭✭✭Morag


    /Sets fire to the cobwebs.....


    Random quotes from Wolfies beers part 1


    "I hear you like Transformers"

    "Nobody tells me anything, oh god I sound like my mother"

    "did you make him shave it"

    "it was a technical kick"

    "she looks like a Dalmatian dancing, it's distracting"

    "this is culture, we are looking at the birth of a new sport"


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    #191
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,801 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    "I'm a vegetarian, but I want a chicken sandwich"


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    #192
    Handsome Bob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    Sharrow wrote: »
    "she looks like a Dalmatian dancing, it's distracting"

    Who said this, they may well be a legend.


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    #193
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    "I'm a vegetarian, but I want a chicken sandwich"
    I guessing I said that!!!!


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    #194
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,801 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Yes, yes you did.


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    #195
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    that chicken sandwhich was pretty damn fine!!!!


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