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Quotes from nights out

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    #152
    shellyboo
    Registered Users Posts: 5,883 ✭✭✭shellyboo


    SDooM: "My sex has never been on fire"


    Everyone else: LOL.


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    #153
    anonymous_joe
    Registered Users Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    Oooh, I think there was an STD comment, possibly stupidly made by me that lead to something similar. May be confusing nights out here.


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    #154
    Futurecrook
    Registered Users Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Futurecrook


    From the tablequiz...

    He's willing to accept cock... - about whether the answer was rooster or cock.

    Oh come on, if you accept cock you have to take ass... - Nerin's Ninjettes contesting whether a make donkey is a jack or an ass...

    Turns out we were wrong but it made for some interesting innuendo. :p

    That's not what mine looks like... - 6th talking about the "pointing finger" he drew on Aoibheann's arm.


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    #155
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    I was hoping someone I didn't like would pull that out

    DJ Depeche

    I was clapping whilst you were thrusting at me

    Can I smell that?


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    #156
    feylya
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,359 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    I'm a dirty dirty boy.........wash me.


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    #157
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    feylya wrote: »
    I'm a dirty dirty boy.........wash me.

    /shudder


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    #158
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    PURW240000.jpg


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    #159
    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    was working paddys night, some rugger bugger came up to me and said;

    "it isn't paddy's day roysh! it's fockin senior cup day!!!"

    I facepalmed.


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    #160
    lolly22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭lolly22


    Galvasean said to Lolly on the night linkies about an hour ago ....


    "Oh yeah, wasnt Randy supposed to come tonight" :pac:


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    #161
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    lolly22 wrote: »
    "Oh yeah, wasnt Randy supposed to come tonight" :pac:
    I must reassure him on that point, if he's so concerned with my output! :pac:


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    #162
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Barman: "Its okay, you're allowed play with your little man."

    SDoom: "Its Fisto!"


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    #163
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Flying_squirl was asked how many cocks he had...srsly, and it wasnt me!


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    #164
    flying _squirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 869 ✭✭✭flying _squirl


    Rozabeez wrote: »
    Flying_squirl was asked how many cocks he had...srsly, and it wasnt me!

    well i guess its not how many you have...
    *puts on sunglasses*
    its how you use them!

    Horatio-CSI-Miami_l.jpg
    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


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    #165
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    when i asked flying squirl did he want some hand cream , he said " no thanks im driving"


    took a trip on the lolotrain for that one , seriously its the lil things!! :pac:!


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    #166
    Nerin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    Sdoom: "you have a mouth, use it"




    Fonpokno:"this is your fault!"
    ???:"what, your hair?"
    Fonpokno: "Noo, INSIDE MY HAIR!!!!"





    Fonpokno: "swallowing is difficult..."


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    #167
    Richard Cranium
    Registered Users Posts: 656 ✭✭✭Richard Cranium


    A friend of mine was offered a tomato on a night out for some reason. His response:

    "Ah no, I wouldn't touch that. The only vegetable I eat is beer."


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    #168
    WeeBushy
    Registered Users Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭WeeBushy


    I was asked by a close friend one night where I bought the shirt I was wearing.

    My response: I don't wear pajamas.

    I didn't really know what she said in the first place but for some reason guessed that she was asking about something to do with my night wear.:confused:


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    #169
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Richard Cranium wrote: »
    A friend of mine was offered a tomato on a night out for some reason. His response:

    "Ah no, I wouldn't touch that. The only vegetable I eat is beer."

    Tomato is a fruit, JOKES ON HIM.
    :pac:


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    #170
    Richard Cranium
    Registered Users Posts: 656 ✭✭✭Richard Cranium


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Tomato is a fruit, JOKES ON HIM.
    :pac:


    :pac: Yeah. I was going to point that out at the time but I decided against it, as I'd probably be wiping the tomato off my face for being a pedant. Of course I pointed it out every time I retold that little anecdote (because I am indeed a pedant:D).


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    #171
    girl_friday
    Subscribers Posts: 5,766 ✭✭✭girl_friday


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    You'll all be pleased to know that my cock and balls made it home safely.
    star-pants wrote: »
    @MF, yes... yes you did stick that down my top after it got wet...

    :eek:


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    #172
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    SP: Hi, who are you?
    Man: I'm Dan
    SP: Are you on boards?
    Man: Yes
    SP: What's your username ?
    Man: Regi
    ....
    ....
    SP: cool I'm star-pants :D


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    #173
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Lankysexybeast: Yeah, boob lifts are overrated. I like a bitta bounce.

    Galvasean: It's all very shallow isn't it? Although that said if the scrotal lift ever becomes affordable in my lifetime I'll probably avail of one.

    *Aisling turns head towards conversation very slowly*


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    #174
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Galvasean wrote: »
    *Aisling turns head towards conversation very slowly*
    I can actually visualise that perfectly!! :D:D:D


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    #175
    gar120
    Closed Accounts Posts: 163 ✭✭gar120


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Tomato is a fruit, JOKES ON HIM.
    :pac:

    Yeah but you wouldn't put it in a fruit salad!


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    #176
    madmac187
    Registered Users Posts: 653 ✭✭✭madmac187


    Worst ever ' Its all over my face and eeeew its in my hair, baby wipes now'


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    #177
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    gar120 wrote: »
    Yeah but you wouldn't put it in a fruit salad!

    Sure I would.


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    #178
    Lana80
    Closed Accounts Posts: 156 ✭✭Lana80


    A guy was coming on to me one night,and practically the second sentence out of his mouth was "have you a bushy box?". I was in semi shock at the time(young and innocent then),but had a good laugh about it with my friend once I got rid of him.


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    #179
    Homicidal_jesus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 529 ✭✭✭Homicidal_jesus


    friend---''i swear if you talk again ill take my pants off''

    me---''oh jesus i fcukin love racial minorites''


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    #180
    flying _squirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 869 ✭✭✭flying _squirl


    Paperclip:
    *stands up, asserts herself with an air of authority and an extremely serious face shouts (at me and lolly)* "YOU'VE NO IDEA HOW WIDE I AM!!!"

    im not sure what she was even talking about in the first place :confused::p:pac:


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    #181
    shellyboo
    Registered Users Posts: 5,883 ✭✭✭shellyboo


    The lollies and bubbles made for many, many hilarious sucking/blowing quotes...


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