Quotes from nights out

Will

SDooM was talking about this last night, I just remembered it myself so going ahead with it

Any funny quotes from the nights out you wanna share with us?

Suppose a funny one (so I'm told) is me saying "I love balls"

and something along the lines of me shouting at strangers and again abusing Dord verbally.

Anywhoo share your bts of wisdom and quotedness with us here

[MOD EDIT]
If you're quoting someone or the quote references someone, have some manners and PM them first to make sure they don't mind you posting it. People should be free to enjoy themselves on a night out without having to worry about something they said in jest and amongst a group of friends becoming public domain.

Kharn

feylya

"anorexic transexual midget in a tutu"

Doctor DooM

'i'm a big deal on the internet!'

Will again!

Cmol

Will again, about a month ago;

"Your hands smell lovely, you must wash them?"

Will

ok... yay for feylya, who said that?

SDooM and Cmol, anyone else but me worth quoting? Jaysis, i hope so

MizzLolly

Will: ''Holy sh*t, you're tiny''!!



:pac:

Will

>_>

<_<

But you are!

Cmol

Will wrote: »

ok... yay for feylya, who said that?

SDooM and Cmol, anyone else but me worth quoting? Jaysis, i hope so

What can I say? You spout the wierdest sh!te while under the influence

orestes

MizzLolly: HOLY FOOK!!!

Yelled out of terror after turning around and being face to stomach with dord. Hilarious

takola

Cmol wrote: »

Will again, about a month ago;

"Your hands smell lovely, you must wash them?"

LMAO!

That is priceless!:D

feylya

Will wrote: »

ok... yay for feylya, who said that?

You!

Orestes: "I love talking to you. It makes me feel normal"

Will

I said that? christ

orestes

Will wrote: »

I said that? christ

You certainly did, I was there for that one

And feylya, it's so true, it really does

Will

im off to get drunk, byes

MizzLolly

Dord: ''Now I know why I didn't see you at the last beers, I usually only look straight ahead rather than looking down..''

Galvasean

Cmol: "Sibin"

feylya

orestes wrote: »

And feylya, it's so true, it really does

It's probably for the best that we don't record the conversations we've had while drinking

Dord

orestes wrote: »

MizzLolly: HOLY FOOK!!!

Yelled out of terror after turning around and being face to stomach with dord. Hilarious

LOL, I'm still laughing about this. Fookin' hilarious! :pac:

MizzLolly wrote: »

Dord: ''Now I know why I didn't see you at the last beers, I usually only look straight ahead rather than looking down..''

LOL :P

LolaDub

Will-you're LolaDub, i thought you'd be a short hippo!

Cmol

LolaDub wrote: »

Will-you're LolaDub, i thought you'd be a short hippo!

At least it wasnt - You're LolaDub... you really are a short hippo!

Dord

Why did he call you a short hippo?

anonymous_joe

Look at her avatar.

LolaDub

Because he's a big meanie!!!

Galvasean

Dord wrote: »

Why did he call you a short hippo?

You gonna get it.

Dord

Galvasean wrote: »

You gonna get it.

Galvasean

Dord wrote: »

Why did he call you a short hippo?

anonymous_joe wrote: »

Look at her avatar.

Need I say more?

Will

it was a veil complement loladub

feylya

"Don't forget your GPS and don't wear pants"
"I know you can hear my thoughts boy! Meow meow meow meow meow meow..."

I have loads of other ones but I just can't think of them

Will

quote from me right after getting sick on a night out

"that's not sexy"

LolaDub

Will wrote: »

it was a veil complement loladub

Very veiled

anonymous_joe

LolaDub wrote: »

Very veiled

Camoflagued if you will.

Will

I'm ninja like that.

Anymore quotes folks?

Friend of mine once proclaimed on grafton st at 3am that he was quite the master when it came to issues between the sheets. One stranger then replied

'the only thing you'd be hittin is yourself ya bleedin mong!'

Doctor DooM

"I blame you, you know."


Orestes to me, about everything.

orestes

SDooM wrote: »

"I blame you, you know."


Orestes to me, about everything.

I do. I so, so do.

Doctor DooM

orestes wrote: »

I do. I so, so do.

Poor ol Doom, gets the blame for everything!

orestes

"We're from the internet!"

Yelled by a bunch of drunken boardsies in unison at the first impromptu AH beers when asked how we all knew each other

"Oh my god, we're cousins!"

Shouted by a girl a boardsie was hitting on in a moment of realisation when they were discussing where they and their families were from

feylya

"Never gonna give you up...never gonna let you down..."

Creamy Goodness

"wear a belt..."

friend and foe

"you're down with the syndrome!"

shouted by one of my mates on a night out at some random idiot

quality stuff

ewj1978

"give me a suck...." just as the music and conversation died down.... A lolly btw...

orestes

"I want to fukk the sun!" SDoom tonight

Imagine how it sounds to a lounge-girl who just hears that single sentence while clearing glasses

Phonetics fail = hilarity

Doctor DooM

That lounge girl laughed every single time she saw me after that!

grames_bond

doom when i arrived last night: "would you fukk the sun?!"

Galvasean

feylya wrote: »

"Never gonna give you up...never gonna let you down..."

Read the charter. :mad:

Nerin

"you havent the shovelling capacity to kill me"

"my phone can finally spell zombie, but not custard!?"

"i'll build ya a wall for a sammich"

feylya

Galvasean wrote: »

Read the charter. :mad:

What? It was a quote from the karaoke night in the Woolshed.

anonymous_joe

Whitney is banned. Is that a Whitney song?

feylya

anonymous_joe wrote: »

Whitney is banned. Is that a Whitney song?

Not unless Rick Astley has had a sex change and a skin dye job

Raze_them_all

"I'll give you 3 camels and a blanket for her"
A mate of mine to some birds mate he just bit the bunny tail of

Will

"shuck on thish betch!!" - said to me by a good mate

"im side mounting you to do this william, cos im a gentleman" - then was force fed morgans spiced rum

Raze_them_all

Will wrote: »

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"im side mounting you to do this william, cos im a gentleman" - then was force fed morgans spiced rum

Damn that evil pirate queen!!