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Quotes from nights out

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  • #152
    shellyboo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,883 ✭✭✭shellyboo


    SDooM: "My sex has never been on fire"


    Everyone else: LOL.


  • #153
    anonymous_joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    Oooh, I think there was an STD comment, possibly stupidly made by me that lead to something similar. May be confusing nights out here.


  • #154
    Futurecrook
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Futurecrook


    From the tablequiz...

    He's willing to accept cock... - about whether the answer was rooster or cock.

    Oh come on, if you accept cock you have to take ass... - Nerin's Ninjettes contesting whether a make donkey is a jack or an ass...

    Turns out we were wrong but it made for some interesting innuendo. :p

    That's not what mine looks like... - 6th talking about the "pointing finger" he drew on Aoibheann's arm.


  • #155
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    I was hoping someone I didn't like would pull that out

    DJ Depeche

    I was clapping whilst you were thrusting at me

    Can I smell that?


  • #156
    feylya
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,363 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    I'm a dirty dirty boy.........wash me.


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  • #157
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    feylya wrote: »
    I'm a dirty dirty boy.........wash me.

    /shudder


  • #158
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    PURW240000.jpg


  • #159
    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    was working paddys night, some rugger bugger came up to me and said;

    "it isn't paddy's day roysh! it's fockin senior cup day!!!"

    I facepalmed.


  • #160
    lolly22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭lolly22


    Galvasean said to Lolly on the night linkies about an hour ago ....


    "Oh yeah, wasnt Randy supposed to come tonight" :pac:


  • #161
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    lolly22 wrote: »
    "Oh yeah, wasnt Randy supposed to come tonight" :pac:
    I must reassure him on that point, if he's so concerned with my output! :pac:


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  • #162
    Galvasean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Barman: "Its okay, you're allowed play with your little man."

    SDoom: "Its Fisto!"


  • #163
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Flying_squirl was asked how many cocks he had...srsly, and it wasnt me!


  • #164
    flying _squirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 869 ✭✭✭flying _squirl


    Rozabeez wrote: »
    Flying_squirl was asked how many cocks he had...srsly, and it wasnt me!

    well i guess its not how many you have...
    *puts on sunglasses*
    its how you use them!

    Horatio-CSI-Miami_l.jpg
    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


  • #165
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    when i asked flying squirl did he want some hand cream , he said " no thanks im driving"


    took a trip on the lolotrain for that one , seriously its the lil things!! :pac:!


  • #166
    Nerin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    Sdoom: "you have a mouth, use it"




    Fonpokno:"this is your fault!"
    ???:"what, your hair?"
    Fonpokno: "Noo, INSIDE MY HAIR!!!!"





    Fonpokno: "swallowing is difficult..."


  • #167
    Richard Cranium
    Registered Users Posts: 656 ✭✭✭Richard Cranium


    A friend of mine was offered a tomato on a night out for some reason. His response:

    "Ah no, I wouldn't touch that. The only vegetable I eat is beer."


  • #168
    WeeBushy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭WeeBushy


    I was asked by a close friend one night where I bought the shirt I was wearing.

    My response: I don't wear pajamas.

    I didn't really know what she said in the first place but for some reason guessed that she was asking about something to do with my night wear.:confused:


  • #169
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Richard Cranium wrote: »
    A friend of mine was offered a tomato on a night out for some reason. His response:

    "Ah no, I wouldn't touch that. The only vegetable I eat is beer."

    Tomato is a fruit, JOKES ON HIM.
    :pac:


  • #170
    Richard Cranium
    Registered Users Posts: 656 ✭✭✭Richard Cranium


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Tomato is a fruit, JOKES ON HIM.
    :pac:


    :pac: Yeah. I was going to point that out at the time but I decided against it, as I'd probably be wiping the tomato off my face for being a pedant. Of course I pointed it out every time I retold that little anecdote (because I am indeed a pedant:D).


  • #171
    girl_friday
    Subscribers Posts: 5,766 ✭✭✭girl_friday


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    You'll all be pleased to know that my cock and balls made it home safely.
    star-pants wrote: »
    @MF, yes... yes you did stick that down my top after it got wet...

    :eek:


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  • #172
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    SP: Hi, who are you?
    Man: I'm Dan
    SP: Are you on boards?
    Man: Yes
    SP: What's your username ?
    Man: Regi
    ....
    ....
    SP: cool I'm star-pants :D


  • #173
    Galvasean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Lankysexybeast: Yeah, boob lifts are overrated. I like a bitta bounce.

    Galvasean: It's all very shallow isn't it? Although that said if the scrotal lift ever becomes affordable in my lifetime I'll probably avail of one.

    *Aisling turns head towards conversation very slowly*


  • #174
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Galvasean wrote: »
    *Aisling turns head towards conversation very slowly*
    I can actually visualise that perfectly!! :D:D:D


  • #175
    gar120
    Closed Accounts Posts: 163 ✭✭gar120


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Tomato is a fruit, JOKES ON HIM.
    :pac:

    Yeah but you wouldn't put it in a fruit salad!


  • #176
    madmac187
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 665 ✭✭✭madmac187


    Worst ever ' Its all over my face and eeeew its in my hair, baby wipes now'


  • #177
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    gar120 wrote: »
    Yeah but you wouldn't put it in a fruit salad!

    Sure I would.


  • #178
    Lana80
    Closed Accounts Posts: 156 ✭✭Lana80


    A guy was coming on to me one night,and practically the second sentence out of his mouth was "have you a bushy box?". I was in semi shock at the time(young and innocent then),but had a good laugh about it with my friend once I got rid of him.


  • #179
    Homicidal_jesus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 529 ✭✭✭Homicidal_jesus


    friend---''i swear if you talk again ill take my pants off''

    me---''oh jesus i fcukin love racial minorites''


  • #180
    flying _squirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 869 ✭✭✭flying _squirl


    Paperclip:
    *stands up, asserts herself with an air of authority and an extremely serious face shouts (at me and lolly)* "YOU'VE NO IDEA HOW WIDE I AM!!!"

    im not sure what she was even talking about in the first place :confused::p:pac:


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  • #181
    shellyboo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,883 ✭✭✭shellyboo


    The lollies and bubbles made for many, many hilarious sucking/blowing quotes...


  • #182
    grames_bond
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    flying _squirl wrote: »
    Paperclip:
    *stands up, asserts herself with an air of authority and an extremely serious face shouts (at me and lolly)* "YOU'VE NO IDEA HOW WIDE I AM!!!"

    that was funny in so many ways!


  • #183
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    1: Fella was desribing his mate who tried to get some girl, who was flirting with him, to stop and be turned off him, and ended up attracting her more.

    He just said "Jesus Christ if you're gonna do something wrong, do it right!!!!"

    2: Jesus, she's a Roide!! I'd bang her so hard the person who managed to pull me out of her would be crowned King of England!!!


  • #184
    skywards
    Registered Users Posts: 1,760 ✭✭✭skywards


    Fago_25 wrote: »
    2: Jesus, she's a Roide!! I'd bang her so hard the person who managed to pull me out of her would be crowned King of England!!!

    That just made my night ahaha. Best..quote..ever


  • #185
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    Doom: I love some fringe


    or something to tha effect, feel free to edit it, but i very much lol'd


  • #186
    trowelled
    Registered Users Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭trowelled


    emo!! wrote: »
    Doom: I love some fringe


    or something to tha effect, feel free to edit it, but i very much lol'd

    Oh yes I remember that. Doomy was all about the fringe :D


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  • #187
    Doctor DooM
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    I believe it was something like "I'm all about the fringe".


  • #188
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    ah yeah tha was it :)


  • #189
    Phractal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 452 ✭✭Phractal


    Girl: want to come upstairs and sleep?
    My mate: not tired, think Ill sit here and drink
    Girl: wanna come upstairs and... Not sleep?
    My mate: *looks at beer and fags* nah I am grand here
    Girl: you sad ****
    My mate: yeah.
    Girl: you suck
    My mate: thats cool
    Girl: as in, I have a condom. You suck.
    My mate: yeah. Whatever. *lights fag. Has beer* *girl leaves in disgust*.

    We call that night vietnam for a reason. Another quote:
    "holy **** man are these like micro condoms?" the reply "they fit me fine" LOL. FAIL.


  • #190
    Morag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,427 ✭✭✭Morag


    /Sets fire to the cobwebs.....


    Random quotes from Wolfies beers part 1


    "I hear you like Transformers"

    "Nobody tells me anything, oh god I sound like my mother"

    "did you make him shave it"

    "it was a technical kick"

    "she looks like a Dalmatian dancing, it's distracting"

    "this is culture, we are looking at the birth of a new sport"


  • #191
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,841 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    "I'm a vegetarian, but I want a chicken sandwich"


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  • #192
    Handsome Bob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    Sharrow wrote: »
    "she looks like a Dalmatian dancing, it's distracting"

    Who said this, they may well be a legend.


  • #193
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    "I'm a vegetarian, but I want a chicken sandwich"
    I guessing I said that!!!!


  • #194
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,841 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Yes, yes you did.


  • #195
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    that chicken sandwhich was pretty damn fine!!!!


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