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Quotes from nights out

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    #122
    anonymous_joe
    Registered Users Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Actually I went, "Yuss!" to the look of :eek::eek: followed by "Feck, this isn't Yngwie Malmsteen", then the facepalms came en mass.

    Smoooooth.

    Sorry I missed that. ;)


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    #123
    Nerin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    Nerin : "im wearing pants"
    Sdoom : "thats important"
    Nerin and Futurecrook

    Nerin : "if you become mod,we could have mod babies ^_^ "
    futurecrook : "no,we could have a mod abortion"







    Fonpokno

    "Porn? Pornography??!!"





    "i'll make ross come..........and.........buy me drink!"



    "... *THRUSTS* ...."
    Peteee

    "im pretty sure ive seen all the porn there is... even the gay stuff"


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    #124
    Futurecrook
    Registered Users Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Futurecrook


    Nerin wrote: »
    Nerin : "If you become mod,we could have mod babies ^_^ "
    futurecrook : "...or a mod abortion."

    You forgot the hurt sadface that followed. :P

    Nerin wrote: »
    Fonpokno

    "... *THRUSTS* ...."

    Funniest moment ever. There's nothing more hilarious than watching fonpokno make thrusting motions in your direction for about 5 minutes.


    Also... "I'll play you like whatever the hell I want!"


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    #125
    feylya
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,359 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    It's for ordering room service...


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    #126
    JaneyMc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,420 ✭✭✭JaneyMc


    Doom :

    Now which ginger girl am I going to hit?


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    #127
    Doctor DooM
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    JaneyMc wrote: »
    Doom :

    Now which ginger girl am I going to hit?

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    #128
    JaneyMc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,420 ✭✭✭JaneyMc


    Doom: Now which ginger girl am I going to hit?

    JaneyMc : What now?

    Doom: Now which ginger girl am I going to hit?

    JaneyMc: ehhhh......




    Do you mean hit on?


    Doom : Yes. Wait what did I say?


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    #129
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Nerin: Bridal colours, oh Ivory for me....

    S&MBarbie, why yes you can stroke my muff, isn't it so soft and warm.


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    #130
    cHaTbOx
    Registered Users Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    S&MBarbie, why yes you can stroke my muff, isn't it so soft and warm.
    I put my hands in it and it really was:pac:


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    #131
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    I have added some guidelines to the first post of this page, please read them and stick to them or the ban hammer will come out :)


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    #132
    grames_bond
    Registered Users Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    Last nights amazing quotes as promised! :p

    s&m barbie: Feel it, it's so soft, put your hand in it"
    (her explanation: "i was talking about the muff")

    SDooM: "i love this muff"

    s&m Barbie: I love that muff too.......this happens to me all the time, it happened to me in college"

    SDooM: "it's not my fault, you're makin it easy"

    Starpants: "U missed it, he had his hand in the muff"

    CuLt: "it's gonna be pages and pages of muff"

    SDooM (after seein orestes in make up) "I would hit that"

    Futurecrook: "OMG SDooM it's bigger than nerins"

    s&m barbie: "excuse me, i'm touching my muff"

    SDooM: "i'm gonna make a list of things i've powerfisted"

    SDooM (talking to me): "Touch yourself for me grames" (i am still very worried about that one)


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    #133
    shellyboo
    Registered Users Posts: 5,883 ✭✭✭shellyboo


    *shelly and Thaed share an injoke through a mere look, Doom looks baffled*

    shelly: We've got girl telepathy
    Doom: Don't you mean telepashe...

    *distinct lack of rimshot*


    some time later...

    Dord: Did that door just open on its own?
    Doom: No, it was clearly telekineshe....

    *Doom and Thaed collapse into giggles*


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    #134
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Whats your favourite transformer ?
    The camaro.


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    #135
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    shellyboo wrote: »
    *shelly and Thaed share an injoke through a mere look, Doom looks baffled*

    shelly: We've got girl telepathy
    Doom: Don't you mean telepashe...

    *distinct lack of rimshot*


    some time later...

    Dord: Did that door just open on its own?
    Doom: No, it was clearly telekineshe....

    *Doom and Thaed collapse into giggles*

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    #136
    shellyboo
    Registered Users Posts: 5,883 ✭✭✭shellyboo


    It's only *this big*, how hard could it be?

    (I was talking about a harmonica, get your minds out of the gutter...)


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    #137
    girl_friday
    Subscribers Posts: 5,766 ✭✭✭girl_friday


    In the cinema years ago watching As Good As It Gets and as Jack Nicholson is packing his bag for the trip away on the big screen you could see what looked like one of the really big tubs of vaseline... He's going on about not wanting to get hit on by the gay guy and of course, me forgetting where I am, I exclaim to my friend quite loudly

    "Well if that's the case surely a smaller tub of vaseline would do!!"

    Everyone around me burst out laughing but I was mortified!!


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    #138
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,719 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    Something from the pub last night.

    Friend: Did you ever read 'men who stare at goats'?
    Me:'men who stare at coats'?
    Friend:No, goats.
    Me: That makes less sense than coats:P
    *bemused look from friend*

    Friend: Its about the CIA and their torture techniques in places like Guantanamo bay. For example they remove the voicebox so the detainees can't talk.

    Me:I didn't really didn't think goats had access to information that was a threat to national security:pac:

    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #139
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    "Do you have any brillo pads in the house ?"

    "Mind my boy parts"

    "You are such a 'Brody' "

    "5 years is far too long"

    "Your follow through sucks."

    " I am glad you are here, I am relying on you for later, you slapper"

    " I nearly popped out on the dance floor "


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    #140
    spinandscribble
    Registered Users Posts: 3,000 ✭✭✭spinandscribble


    "stop looking at me peeing on your car, its weird"

    "i love you, you irish bitch"


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    #141
    Futurecrook
    Registered Users Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Futurecrook


    Thaedydal wrote: »


    " I nearly popped out on the dance floor "

    That one was me right? Stupid wardrobe malfunctions. :P


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    #142
    trowelled
    Registered Users Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭trowelled


    Doom: "It's never too early to be power fisted"


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    #143
    lolly22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭lolly22


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    "Do you have any brillo pads in the house ?"


    I still have no idea what you were suggesting to use them for :pac:


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    #144
    shellyboo
    Registered Users Posts: 5,883 ✭✭✭shellyboo


    Nerin: 'Ugh, it's all wet, like a real vagina'

    Shelly: 'I'm telling Futurecrook you violated my hand vagina'


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    #145
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    lolly22 wrote: »
    I still have no idea what you were suggesting to use them for :pac:


    For cleaning up and teaching durty, durrty, durrrty boys and teaching them a lesson.


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    #146
    Futurecrook
    Registered Users Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Futurecrook


    Someone at table: "What do dentures taste like?"

    Nerin: "victory!"


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    #147
    feylya
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,359 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    "Do the curtains match the carpet?"

    "No, I have floor boards"


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    #148
    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,133 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    Me: play jizz in my pants, play jizz in my paaaants!!

    Ruth Scott: ***k off, I dont have it!!! for the 5th time!!


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    #149
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    grames bond wrote:
    There's no C in Doom!!!

    :pac:


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    #150
    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    anonymous: 'have you ever stapled someone's hands to a bed post?'
    me: 'what gauge needle?'
    anonymous: 'Naw, just staples'
    me: '...then no, no I havent'

    11,000th post, how fitting hahaha


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    #151
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Will wrote: »
    anonymous: 'have you ever stapled someone's hands to a bed post?'
    me: 'what gauge needle?'
    anonymous: 'Naw, just staples'
    me: '...then no, no I havent'
    Wow, takes "notches on your bedpost" to a whole new level! :D


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