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Quotes from nights out

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    #92
    shellyboo
    Registered Users Posts: 5,883 ✭✭✭shellyboo


    SDooM wrote: »
    Whats the username of the girly in the pic there with nerin? Her hair thing as pretty cool.

    I think I left it in Abrakebabra in the end. Unless the mess on the floor in my room has eaten it.

    Onkle wrote: »
    Last night in abrakebeabra a guy tried to steal my kebab, conversation as follows


    Onkle: Get the feck out of it
    Scummer: The state o yore bleedin face, I'll smash it for ye
    Onkle: Yore ma seems to like it
    Scummer My ma's bleedin dead
    Onkle: Yea I fuc%ed her to death, sorry about that

    After that the scummer walked off

    Leave him alone for FIVE MINUTES... :rolleyes:


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    #93
    Gary ITR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,805 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    shellyboo wrote: »


    Leave him alone for FIVE MINUTES... :rolleyes:

    He tried to steal my food.... and I didn't even buy much food :rolleyes:


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    #94
    shellyboo
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    Snort. Yeahright.


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    #95
    Gary ITR
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    shellyboo wrote: »
    Snort. Yeahright.

    Another quote from me on Saturday night

    Abra Lady: Can I help you?

    Onkle: Taco fries, Chip butty with taco sauce and cheese.... Hey get back here, I'm NOT finished yet, 1/4 pounder with cheese, doner kebab and large pepsi

    Abra Lady: (In sarcastic tone) Is that all?

    Onkle: You have beautiful blue eyes

    Abra Lady: My boyfriend thinks so too

    Onkle: Slut


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    #96
    orestes
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    Onkle wrote: »
    Another quote from me on Saturday night

    Abra Lady: Can I help you?

    Onkle: Taco fries, Chip butty with taco sauce and cheese.... Hey get back here, I'm NOT finished yet, 1/4 pounder with cheese, doner kebab and large pepsi

    Abra Lady: (In sarcastic tone) Is that all?

    Onkle: You have beautiful blue eyes

    Abra Lady: My boyfriend thinks so too

    Onkle: Slut

    :eek: Bit harsh dude!


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    #97
    Gary ITR
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    orestes wrote: »
    :eek: Bit harsh dude!

    I don't think she understood me. She just smiled and fetched my food


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    #98
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    What do you mean you have no milk for milkshakes...
    What do you mean you have no bread for club sandwhiches....

    Eddie rockets Fail!


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    #99
    shellyboo
    Registered Users Posts: 5,883 ✭✭✭shellyboo


    orestes wrote: »
    :eek: Bit harsh dude!


    Meh. It's classic Onkle. If he didn't call me a slut upwards of twice a day I'd be worried about him.


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    #100
    Gary ITR
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    shellyboo wrote: »
    Meh. It's classic Onkle. If he didn't call me a slut upwards of twice a day I'd be worried about him.

    Who asked you?.... Slut:pac:


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    #101
    Futurecrook
    Registered Users Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Futurecrook


    The only thing I can fully remember from Saturday night... :D

    "Why are they warm?"
    "They're supposed to be hot nuts."


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    #102
    Gary ITR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,805 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    Futurecrook wrote: »
    The only thing I can fully remember from Saturday night... :D

    "Why are they warm?"
    "They're supposed to be hot nuts."

    You going to have to expand on that one for us


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    #103
    Futurecrook
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    Onkle wrote: »
    You going to have to expand on that one for us

    It's not as bad as it sounds. Somebody (possibly Jemmy) had a tub of hot nuts and offered me one. That's the conversation that followed. :P


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    #104
    shellyboo
    Registered Users Posts: 5,883 ✭✭✭shellyboo


    I was eyein' up them hot nuts all night, so I was.


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    #105
    Futurecrook
    Registered Users Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Futurecrook


    Nerin wrote: »
    me;
    "OMG,youre trowelled? I thought you were a dude-hushed voice-obviously i was wrong..." lol

    Said the same thing to me.

    Nerin: "You're Futurecrook? I thought you were a guy..."

    Me: "Wait, online or when you met me tonight?"
    Onkle wrote: »
    Is that all? You had me all excited :p

    Sorry to disappoint. :P


    Said about Orestes when he came in...

    "Would you say he's naked under there?"


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    #106
    orestes
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    Futurecrook wrote: »
    Said about Orestes when he came in...

    "Would you say he's naked under there?"

    I will leave the answer to that to your imaginations :pac:


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    #107
    shellyboo
    Registered Users Posts: 5,883 ✭✭✭shellyboo


    Everyone's naked under their clothes though... in fact, I'm naked under my clothes right now :P


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    #108
    Sebzy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭Sebzy


    Just some random quotes from nights out.

    - I'm not drunk I'm just a little bit inebri.. inebri.. inebrio.. inebria.. Ah f%ck how do you say that again?

    - I feel like I have to be on my knees to say hello (I say that a lot)

    - I'm not sure if the car is moving or the road (Taxi home last week)

    - Ah you have the kitty ears but not the tail. Where is the tail?. it's just not the same without the tail. Can I make you a tail? (Club called dominion and I was a little drunk)

    - Hey you forgot the Vaseline oh oh oh and the bananas.. (said at the tesco checkout two days ago to a friend who went bright red and the checkout girl giggled.)


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    #109
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    SDooM: In my old job we had to wear black trousers and a red shirt for our uniform

    Feylya: Did you work in Mosney?!


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    #110
    Doctor DooM
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Grames bond- it doesn't matter what that dude puts in your hand, don't give him money!


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    #111
    nkay1985
    Registered Users Posts: 6,975 ✭✭✭nkay1985


    The Noxy awards thread brought me here. A bit late but better late than never.

    As I've not had the misfortune to go out with you guys yet, I'll have to resort to my favourite quote from college.

    A housemate of mine in a chipper in Limerick:

    "www.forkusouttwosnackboxes.com/onewithgravy"

    He tends to speak in URLs when he's drunk. And I'm pretty sure the girl was foreign!


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    #112
    Gary ITR
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    I lost my ticket to get my jacket from the cloakroom in a nightclub. I was told to wait till the end of the night. At the end I went to the cloakroom

    Onkle: It's a dark coloured jacket with a set of house keys in the pocket

    Lady: Who made it?

    Onkle: I dunno... Some Thai kid probably


    She gave me the biggest 'school teacher' look you've ever seen


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    #113
    Doctor DooM
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    SDooM's too hardcore for Dorans.

    Thanks Sebzy :)


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    #114
    grames_bond
    Registered Users Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    Nerin wrote: »
    Vertical is as good as horizontal! :)


    moved from wrong thread: and no im not telling you the context!!


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    #115
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    grames_bond wrote: »
    moved from wrong thread: and no im not telling you the context!!

    Go on my son! :pac:


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    #116
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    " Get a room, get a room, get a room.."


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    #117
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Probably shouldn't remind people of this but...

    "Yngwie Malmsteen = / = System of a Down"

    :o


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    #118
    grames_bond
    Registered Users Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    " Get a room, get a room, get a room.."

    that......was.........hillarious!! :pac:
    Galvasean wrote: »
    Probably shouldn't remind people of this but...

    "Yngwie Malmsteen = / = System of a Down"

    :o

    ......that wasn't, ya feckin eejit!


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    #119
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Probably shouldn't remind people of this but...

    "Yngwie Malmsteen = / = System of a Down"

    :o
    Em ...

    whut?!! :confused:


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    #120
    grames_bond
    Registered Users Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Em ...

    whut?!! :confused:


    a system of a down somg came on lats night and galva said "is this Yngwie Malmsteen?" to looks of :eek: :eek: and plenty of facepalms!


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    #121
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    grames_bond wrote: »
    a system of a down somg came on lats night and galva said "is this Yngwie Malmsteen?" to looks of :eek: :eek: and plenty of facepalms!

    Actually I went, "Yuss!" to the look of :eek::eek: followed by "Feck, this isn't Yngwie Malmsteen", then the facepalms came en mass.


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