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Quotes from nights out

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    #32
    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    I'm ninja like that.

    Anymore quotes folks?

    Friend of mine once proclaimed on grafton st at 3am that he was quite the master when it came to issues between the sheets. One stranger then replied

    'the only thing you'd be hittin is yourself ya bleedin mong!'


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    #33
    Doctor DooM
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    "I blame you, you know."


    Orestes to me, about everything. :)


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    #34
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    SDooM wrote: »
    "I blame you, you know."


    Orestes to me, about everything. :)

    I do. I so, so do.


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    #35
    Doctor DooM
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    orestes wrote: »
    I do. I so, so do.

    Poor ol Doom, gets the blame for everything!


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    #36
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    "We're from the internet!"

    Yelled by a bunch of drunken boardsies in unison at the first impromptu AH beers when asked how we all knew each other

    "Oh my god, we're cousins!"

    Shouted by a girl a boardsie was hitting on in a moment of realisation when they were discussing where they and their families were from


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    #37
    feylya
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,359 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    "Never gonna give you up...never gonna let you down..."


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    #38
    Creamy Goodness
    Registered Users Posts: 26,558 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    "wear a belt..."


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    #39
    friend and foe
    Registered Users Posts: 225 ✭✭friend and foe


    "you're down with the syndrome!"

    shouted by one of my mates on a night out at some random idiot

    quality stuff :)


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    #40
    ewj1978
    Registered Users Posts: 1,931 ✭✭✭ewj1978


    "give me a suck...." just as the music and conversation died down.... A lolly btw...


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    #41
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    "I want to fukk the sun!" SDoom tonight

    Imagine how it sounds to a lounge-girl who just hears that single sentence while clearing glasses

    Phonetics fail = hilarity :D


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    #42
    Doctor DooM
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    That lounge girl laughed every single time she saw me after that!


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    #43
    grames_bond
    Registered Users Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    doom when i arrived last night: "would you fukk the sun?!"


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    #44
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    feylya wrote: »
    "Never gonna give you up...never gonna let you down..."

    Read the charter. :mad:


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    #45
    Nerin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    "you havent the shovelling capacity to kill me"

    "my phone can finally spell zombie, but not custard!?"

    "i'll build ya a wall for a sammich"


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    #46
    feylya
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,359 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Read the charter. :mad:

    What? It was a quote from the karaoke night in the Woolshed.


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    #47
    anonymous_joe
    Registered Users Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    Whitney is banned. Is that a Whitney song?


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    #48
    feylya
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,359 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    anonymous_joe wrote: »
    Whitney is banned. Is that a Whitney song?

    Not unless Rick Astley has had a sex change and a skin dye job


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    #49
    Raze_them_all
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    "I'll give you 3 camels and a blanket for her"
    A mate of mine to some birds mate he just bit the bunny tail of


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    #50
    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    "shuck on thish betch!!" - said to me by a good mate

    "im side mounting you to do this william, cos im a gentleman" - then was force fed morgans spiced rum


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    #51
    Raze_them_all
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    Will wrote: »
    "
    "im side mounting you to do this william, cos im a gentleman" - then was force fed morgans spiced rum
    Damn that evil pirate queen!!


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    #52
    star-pants
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    AB: "rawr I'm gonna kill this guy"
    other person *shocked face*
    AB: "lol I'm only kidding, shake my hand!"


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    #53
    girl_friday
    Subscribers Posts: 5,766 ✭✭✭girl_friday


    Non-Boardsie friend: Where are Polish people from?
    Chorus: POLAND!!!!
    Non-Boardsie friend: Is that really a place??


    He was renting his place out to 4 Polish people at the time!! :rolleyes:


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    #54
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,719 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    girl_friday wrote: »
    Non-Boardsie friend: Where are Polish people from?
    Chorus: POLAND!!!!
    Non-Boardsie friend: Is that really a place??


    He was renting his place out to 4 Polish people at the time!! :rolleyes:

    Reminds of one I overheard on a night out.
    An Irish girl and her Polish friend out having a few drinks. The Irish girl asks the friend, 'When you think, do you think in Polish?':D

    I was so hoping the Polish girl responded with something like, 'No, I think in Japanese.':pac:

    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #55
    RxQueen
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    koth wrote: »
    Reminds of one I overheard on a night out.
    An Irish girl and her Polish friend out having a few drinks. The Irish girl asks the friend, 'When you think, do you think in Polish?':D

    I was so hoping the Polish girl responded with something like, 'No, I think in Japanese.':pac:

    I asked that before, ! :P girl didnt answer , im still curious!


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    #56
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,719 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    emo!! wrote: »
    I asked that before, ! :P girl didnt answer , im still curious!
    :D:D
    I really wonder about you sometimes.:P

    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #57
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    koth wrote: »
    :D:D
    I really wonder about you sometimes.:P

    :eek: why its something i always wanted to know :P!


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    #58
    anonymous_joe
    Registered Users Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    Eh, it's not actually a bad question sometimes.

    When I was goin out with a Dutchie, she obviously spent a lot of time talking to me, and given my inability to speak Dutch that involved English, and she said that when she was talking to me she'd often think in English. Also know a Portugese lad who thinks in either/or.


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    #59
    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    "I am not an animal" - shouted at the top of my lungs on grafton street

    raiding my facebook for these quotes now;

    'I have to introduce you to my brother before he gets drunk. because he starts fights with people he doesnt know' - Lee, bar manager from a night club in france.

    'im sorry i wont puke in your taxi' - france again

    'i have a mangina' - Kev, mate who i met over in france

    "Argh! I chopsticked my nipple!!!!" - Me :o Was playing with chopsticks, fumbled and dug myself right in the nipple, hurt like a mo fo.


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    #60
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    If I can I'd avoid the vagina.

    nerin


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    #61
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Oh you bastards.

    nerin, to myself and doom, after he found out I posted that last one


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