[Eve] Alliance Current Events Smackfest Megathread.

kyp_durron

Darc and Ciaphas plan on the best way to bust the CVA camp.

bizmark

Ciphas : I sh*t you not a feckng cva camp killed me and took my pants
Darc : Eh? the monsters they will pay!!one

mamolian

That was great! moar lethal weapon pics pls! :pac:

Zillah

Is Root on holiday or something? Normally he'll moderate at the drop of a hat...

R0ot

Zillah wrote: »

Is Root on holiday or something? Normally he'll moderate at the drop of a hat...

I like lethal weapon :pac:

kyp_durron

What the christ is happening TRI and where did the TT thread about them go on CAOD? It was the best thread in yonks (

Statso

http://www.scrapheap-challenge.com/viewtopic.php?t=15609

http://ants.planet.ee/eve/tri_dramabombe.mp3 (****ING HILARIOUS!)


2008.04.20 10:53
At this meeting im gonna ask whether or not TRI should fold. I have in my head certain limits to what i feel TRI can afford to lose, if it does hit that limit i will probably close TRI down myself. I dont want to but if i feel TRI is in a position where it cant get back on its feet then thats what i will do.
Think long and hard about this, dont try and persuade anyone else what to think or what to say, when i ask the question dont say **** no we're with you. Everyone needs to have their own opinion and give it. You cant stay silent at this meeting, i can never forgive angel for what shes done, and even if we all stay there are no guarentee's TRI will be able to live.
So when the question comes up, i want you to answer yes or no for your corp.
Dark

Looks like TRI is gone. Meh i didn't like those ****ers anyway. \o/

bizmark

whos the one in the mp3 that sounds like an 80 year old english serial killer?

Sand

"Yes, yes, yes you put all the POS up, but the thing is I would happily pay ****ing Chinese isk famers to do that for me" <----Hilarious.

Its odd really how perceptions can be so ****ing wrong. About 6 months ago Tri were being talked about as the new BoB [ Even before the old BoB left...] and now theyre in drama porn meltdown.

TRIs killboard, especially their lossmails were always high quality entertainment due to the likes of Destromath and others ripping the piss out of TRI guys who lost ships. Unfortunately high end moons can breed jealousy/bitterness. Bit of a ****ing shock they let their PvPers go instead of holding on to them. Whose going to fight to hold those moons now?

kyp_durron

TRI were all ****ing hype and bull**** anyway. Love this mail btw, shows the clebs can fail too. No witty Destromath comment on this tho ;/

http://triumvirate-alliance.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=128047

Lol drama at its best here too.

http://triumvirate-alliance.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=128016

mamolian

that 2nd killmail is ****in epic hahaha or the comments are at least

Statso

Not as epic as your carrier lossmail though!

R0ot

Got word of BoB forming up a BS gang in pr- at around 15:00, local in pr- was 350 at one stage, rumors they were coming for us or coming for Bruce.

Around 17:30 h74 local popped up to 160, pos gunners got into position, cyno jammer dropped like a rock, cyno went up local rose to 440 at one stage, about 10-15 of these blue, 100 or so hostile caps.

All towers are either reinforced or are being reinforced as I type this. Oh well **** happens. :pac:

bizmark

R0ot wrote: »

Got word of BoB forming up a BS gang in pr- at around 15:00, local in pr- was 350 at one stage, rumors they were coming for us or coming for Bruce.

Around 17:30 h74 local popped up to 160, pos gunners got into position, cyno jammer dropped like a rock, cyno went up local rose to 440 at one stage, about 10-15 of these blue, 100 or so hostile caps.

All towers are either reinforced or are being reinforced as I type this. Oh well **** happens. :pac:

Goons say cyno jammers cant be taken out clearly your lieing why must you lie? is this to get young glippos hopes up? your a very mean man

Zillah

bizmark wrote: »

Goons say cyno jammers cant be taken out clearly your lieing why must you lie? is this to get young glippos hopes up? your a very mean man

6-24 NEVAR FORGET.

R0ot

Cyno jammers can be nuked, the reason goons are complaining you can't is when you have an entity like bob, with I think 8 (probably more titans now) down to there last region, at the stage were goons hit a wall, having only a few systems that goons would actually hit, you have 1 - 2 titans along with cap support ready to move and only a short distance, and most cyno jammers become almost invulnerable al be from a very clever diversion attack maybe in a weak timezone.

Bob always say they want epic fights, and now I can see why they liked fighting the goons, cause even when they are on a gate/pos grid with 100+ capitals, a couple of titans and fighters out along with god know what numbers of support, goons will still have a go at them. Unfortunately in this situation we aren't going to sacrifice a cap fleet for a goal that would be unattainable. With bob's current numbers compared to Tortuga's highest achievable numbers we can only hope to hold them back off a cyno jammer, if they move quick enough with a diversion like they did in h74 they can have a better chance of nuking the jammer before we get carriers on it.

I'm not calling blob on this, i'm just stating my current opinion, bob are right to bring all they can, otherwise they might stand a chance of losing, and they can't have that. Any alliance that says they wouldn't do the same if they had the numbers is lying pure and simple. :pac:

kyp_durron

In other news, RZR lose a titan. Rorqual on killmail too for epic giggles (not lulz). Word on the street is it was a disgruntled DAB alt in PURE that uncloaked the dumb bastard :D:D :r0ot::D

Sand

WTF would a Titan being doing in gang [ Especially with non-alliance members] unless its at a POS tbh?

Meh, good on Insurgency though - Razor spies trying to stir up drama with copy and pastes from Insurgencies forums, and then Insurgency hits back using their spies to kill Titans. Awesome tbh.

Glippo

Yes Jammer dropped quite quickly, new record says molle.
Yes more than 8 titans now....
First titan kill, not related to bob in some way..... :(

Zillah

R0ot wrote: »

Any alliance that says they wouldn't do the same if they had the numbers is lying pure and simple. :pac:

Goonswarm would never condone the use of needlessly overwhelming numbers to achieve their goals.

Glippo

So H74 taken, 1-n under siege, eimj jammer down......MC's attitude looks like they are preparing to cut and run...anyone care to comment?

kyp_durron

MC don't want to be bogged down by holding space. Anyway, they can always move to Stain and get good fights with the chonks.

Statso

IRON lost a mothership because of a silly pilot the other day. His setup was god awful. Personally owned though so the guy has more money than sense.

So have MC totally abandoned PB then? All i seem to get off CAOD is news of mass evacuation by MC. Where you guys off to now?

bizmark

fleeing before a very angry glippo muttering about this being sparta and vengence

R0ot

Glippo wrote: »

So H74 taken, 1-n under siege, eimj jammer down......MC's attitude looks like they are preparing to cut and run...anyone care to comment?

Well I saw 1-n thing coming a mile away, I was the only gunner on site when your BS landed at the jammer tower, most of the carriers for some reason were docked, no titans online, the words 'caught with our pants down comes' to mind. Jake Noble appears to be staking claim on causing a failure cascade with his DD inside our pos.

At this stage its only a matter of time until the rest of the constellation falls that is a certainty, however i'm going to be waiting at every jammer tower killing as many ships as I can.

I wouldn't say our attitude is cut and run, not all of us. Atm not much we can do against the sheer numbers, not counting the number of titans in and around j8, sucks like but that's the way the cookie crumbles.

wattbulb

Exceed pwns all, enough said ! :pac:

R0ot

wattbulb wrote: »

Exceed pwns all, enough said ! :pac:

No nano fag > * , :pac:

wattbulb

R0ot wrote: »

No nano fag > * , :pac:

lol HI ROOT !

R0ot

For those that are too lazy to read SHC and CAOD

Cross Poster from http://www.scrapheap-challenge.com/viewtopic.php?p=455306#455306

Cippalippus wrote:

Update, since it's all blown up Crying or Very sad

The guy that gave to BoB the POS password is Krall Amarr, ETNY Titan Pilot- I don't know how are the standards in MC but I'd suggest you to kick him, pronto. Me and some other italian guys were determined to blow up his titan and started arranging a plan... eventually, me and Dianabolic got in touch via a common (not-aligned) friend and decided this:

-I'd pose as BoB high-profile spy in goonswarm, tasked to recruit him in RKK (lol). I even claimed at a certain point that I was a goonfleet director, although I'm in TCF (double lol).
-Threaten his titan under construction (Avatar).
-Obtain informations about MC.
-Possibly scam him out of some assets.

During some rather hilarious chatlogs, during which a friend of mine (who isn't even in BoB) posed as Galavet to convince him to contract some stuff to my alt, Krall Amarr went from "I'll never betray MC" to "I'll do whatever you want to save my Titan under construction". In less than a week.

GG indeed.

Now, since MC is folding anyway and even their titan pilots are selling themselves to BoB, there's no need to keep that poorly kept secret. Shame they couldn't kill his Erebus, which was the original plan, but we scammed him out of some isks and assets (and dignity) so it's all good.

Why did I do this? As others said before me: MC, Die. I'll add, Krall Amarr too Cool

EDIT: I forgot, he's also quitting the game.

Zakma wrote:

I think I may have miss clicked.

Zillah

R0ot wrote: »

I was the only gunner on site when your BS landed at the jammer tower, most of the carriers for some reason were docked, no titans online, the words 'caught with our pants down comes' to mind.

*Flash backs to the assault on QY6*