[Eve] Alliance Current Events Smackfest Megathread.

kyp_durron

Post all your CAOD type rants/trolls here regarding current events.

Raspberry

There's currently nothing of interest happening in EvE worth mentioning in this thread.

R0ot

MC wardec PURE, 21mins later 1 corp leaves PURE

Glippo

R0ot wrote: »

MC wardec PURE, 21mins later 1 corp leaves PURE

Epic Lulz

kyp_durron

R0ot wrote: »

MC wardec PURE, 21mins later 1 corp leaves PURE

Yeah, they must have seen you in the alliance tourny and shat themselves.

Statso

kyp_durron wrote: »

Yeah, they must have seen you in the alliance tourny and shat themselves.

OMG burn!

Zillah

We suck at tourneys.

We really wanted to field either a Battle Badger fleet or a swarm of T1 frigs, but neither is allowed

Glippo

kyp_durron wrote: »

Yeah, they must have seen you in the alliance tourny and shat themselves.

More-Epic lulz

R0ot

Zillah wrote: »

We suck at tourneys.

We really wanted to field either a Battle Badger fleet or a swarm of T1 frigs, but neither is allowed

Yeah MC are the same, we don't have great luck in tournys. But I couldn't think of a good setup for a tourny match so I dont criticise the ones that do it for our alliance.

Raspberry

Glippo wrote: »

More-Epic lulz

Wow, talk about using internet catchphrases completely out of context.

Glippo

Raspberry wrote: »

Wow, talk about using internet catchphrases completely out of context.

Do explain, oh gooniest of goons

Raspberry

Glippo wrote: »

Do explain, oh gooniest of goons

The context of what you said was not the context it is usually used in and as a result it has made you look silly. Was that simple enough for you?

Zillah

R0ot wrote: »

Yeah MC are the same, we don't have great luck in tournys. But I couldn't think of a good setup for a tourny match so I dont criticise the ones that do it for our alliance.

I thought the Logistics + Stealth Bomber combo was fuckinging awesome! I started spamming the thread on the forums saying we should do that. They did on, I think the third day, and low and behold we get out first win.

Marauders are fucking lol btw.

Also, while we're inter-alliance smacking: Haha Seleene's Mothership was saved by Goons! They gooncannoned to get there, and then caught a MC titan launch back. All the goons involved said they found it sureal.

kyp_durron

Using 'Epic lulz' in its applicable context is more of a art then a science. You most take your time and lurk moar

Glippo

Raspberry wrote: »

The context of what you said was not the context it is usually used in and as a result it has made you look silly. Was that simple enough for you?

lulz = plural of lol, a corp leaving pure as soon as MC dec them is funny, how is it incorrect use??

Raspberry

Glippo wrote: »

lulz = plural of lol, a corp leaving pure as soon as MC dec them is funny, how is it incorrect use??

"lols" is the plural of "lol". "Lulz" is a retardation of the word "lol", used in a very specific context. As Kyp said, there an art to using it, and you are clearly not a master of that art. Go read a couple of pages of ED and learn how to use the catchphrases if you're going to use them at all.

Glippo

Raspberry wrote: »

"lols" is the plural of "lol". "Lulz" is a retardation of the word "lol", used in a very specific context. As Kyp said, there an art to using it, and you are clearly not a master of that art. Go read a couple of pages of ED and learn how to use the catchphrases if you're going to use them at all.

Ok, why dont you provide me with an example of the correct use of lulz for future reference.......(sarcasm btw)

Maddzy

Glippo wrote: »

Ok, why dont you provide me with an example of the correct use of lulz for future reference.......(sarcasm btw)

This very accurate Fox News report should clear things up for you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY

Glippo

Maddzy wrote: »

This very accurate Fox News report should clear things up for you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY

Lol that was...em.....interesting......"even bought a dog" lmao.
Tho i still fail to see how this hacker group or w/e searching for there lulz, means my use of lulz was incorrect?

Maddzy

Glippo wrote: »

Lol that was...em.....interesting......"even bought a dog" lmao.
Tho i still fail to see how this hacker group or w/e searching for there lulz, means my use of lulz was incorrect?

Watch it again.

kyp_durron

Maddzy wrote: »

This very accurate Fox News report should clear things up for you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY

That is a very accurate report Glippo, you would do well to heed it's warning.

Zillah

Maddzy wrote: »

This very accurate Fox News report should clear things up for you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY

AHAHAHAHA.

"They do it for what they call lulz *INSERT HUGE TEXT "Lulz" ACROSS SCREEN".

AHAHAHAHA.

"Anonymous gets BIG LULZ from pulling random pranks".

"But TRULY EPIC LULZ come from raids and invasions..."

I'm laughing my fucking ass off. These guys are clearly Goons.

R0ot

Maddzy wrote: »

This very accurate Fox News report should clear things up for you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY

THATS FECKING HILARIOUS!

Raspberry

Zillah wrote: »

I'm laughing my fucking ass off. These guys are clearly Goons.

Anonymous actually base themselves on 4chan and other chans. If you want goons in action, look up the series of Gorgeous George pranks.

Sand

4chan are Goon/SA derived though arent they?

Meh, either way - that Fox report was hilarious. I kept on thinking it must be a skit - that the "victim" and the "ex-anon" guy must have been in on it - but seems they actually ran the story. The "doing it for the lulz" part was the best. Plus the repeated footage of the van being blown up - like WTF did that have to do with guys pulling pranks on the internet?

Raspberry

Most of the stuff on 4chan originally came from SA. As far as I'm aware, 4chan was started by exiles from SA, as was ED. Not completely sure of the link. They share the same humor, only SA has more original content, less furries and fewer pedos.

Bill Andrex

R0ot wrote: »

MC wardec PURE, 21mins later 1 corp leaves PURE

That was Purely coincidental (pardon the pun) Have to say i've been enjoying the fights with you guys, lets all hope CCP have sorted the lag a little.

AKitty

oll her

Raspberry wrote: »

"lols" is the plural of "lol". "Lulz" is a retardation of the word "lol", used in a very specific context. As Kyp said, there an art to using it, and you are clearly not a master of that art. Go read a couple of pages of ED and learn how to use the catchphrases if you're going to use them at all.

LULZ is a corruption of lol , not a retardation.
Protip , don't believe everything you read on ED , its a satire site.

Raspberry

AKitty wrote: »

oll her



LULZ is a corruption of lol , not a retardation.
Protip , don't believe everything you read on ED , its a satire site.

This is just about the dumbest post I've read on boards.ie. Why are you searching my post history? Butt hurt much?

mamolian

Paging mr molle to this thread.

http://mollephone.ytmnd.com/

kyp_durron

I see MC have war decced Smash. Quite a step up from Pure, I expect many losses from MC and their pvp rep in ruin before this war is over. o7 Smashkill.

R0ot

kyp_durron wrote: »

I see MC have war decced Smash. Quite a step up from Pure, I expect many losses from MC and their pvp rep in ruin before this war is over. o7 Smashkill.

No war dec involved. Contract is only against Smash btw, but obviously you fight smash you fight RK. We'll see about the many losses. We seem to get eaten alive when we go in outnumbered with med hulls and only a few bs. We aren't pro like PL and Tri at those nano gangs :rolleyes: .

Was still funny listening to seleen flying a vaga for the first time in the PURE. contract, I think he didn't understand the whole being able to jump through a gate thing.

kyp_durron

Well all that crap about MC holding bob together seems a bit misplaced and stupid now. I mean they pretty much seem to own you at every turn, resulting in ye flying off to find targets you perceive as weak, only to get owned there as well.

Maddzy

Burn

mamolian

kyp_durron wrote: »

Well all that crap about MC holding bob together seems a bit misplaced and stupid now. I mean they pretty much seem to own you at every turn, resulting in ye flying off to find targets you perceive as weak, only to get owned there as well.

Biggest issue I have with MC is the ****in celebs.. got time to make movies about playing the game. but havnt the time to log in and play :rolleyes:
Lot of folks with the outbreak mentality also.. only interested in easy mode steamroll ganks.. little interest in pos warfare, and sure as hell arnt looking for challenges.. when you hear the "OMG I HAD SO MUCH FUN on that contract against pure!"

Personally I was bored out of my ****in skull... shooting noobs in a barrel aint my idea of fun.. :mad: Smash contract seems a bit more of a challenge so far

Zillah

thanatos

mamolian

:pac:

R0ot

Well quick update.

I have no ****ing idea what's going on!

Okay Smash contract we royally ****ed up on, lowest efficiency i've seen so far. I wasn't along with the battleship gang the one night, but it seems we took a fight to a station and with the sort of BS gang we were using the **** went south fast, but I wasn't there so taking most of my info from the killboard. Ill mark that one to **** happens.

Give credit where credit is due, Smash and roadkill and the few other alliances I saw in the area we fantastic, about 2-3 smack talkers the same ones over and over again but you always get **** like that, I mean look at Rive ffs. Their reaction times and numbers and ability to conceal alot of their numbers was great. Good jump bridge network added to our losses significantly.

Today the Tortuga standings reset went through, this was a long time coming but what im reading on the CAOD thread I can neither confirm nor deny, as I have no clue. Ill wait to see the sov change before I believe anything tbh. I agree filly with mamo on the celeb thing, although I believe ETNY to have the least amount of these, and the alliance still has alot of good people, unfortunately we lack the overall numbers for a solo effort against large alliances with conventional fleets, I believe we are more of a compliment to a force in most fights.

Christ Wednesday is truely an EMO ****ING DAY!

EDIT: P.S. Any chance of an update from a northy, either on the MM/Razor side or Insurgency/Tri side .

bizmark

NEW XELAS!

R0ot

bizmark wrote: »

NEW XELAS!

No, new xelas = Vae Victus imo :rolleyes:

Statso

IRON is having skirmishs with TRI and their pets over pos in venal right now. Not that serious though. We lost our moonmining pos and a lot of BS however we killed 4 of their carriers and a lot of their BS too so it was pretty much a draw.

Glippo

http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=735433

I lol'd

R0ot

Nowhere near as good as the last "State of the Goonion" that was epic

Zillah

R0ot wrote: »

Nowhere near as good as the last "State of the Goonion" that was epic

I get to shoot you now, right?

So, when Goons win, the swarm squishes MC for stabbing them in the back.
If, hypothetically, Bob win, they squish MC for stabbing them in the back.

This is such a perplexingly bad move.

R0ot

Zillah wrote: »

I get to shoot you now, right?

So, when Goons win, the swarm squishes MC for stabbing them in the back.
If, hypothetically, Bob win, they squish MC for stabbing them in the back.

This is such a perplexingly bad move.

Either way fighting will ensue , which is ofc why we all play this addicting game

bizmark

Cant imagen anyone plays to be destroyed by their larger neigbours due to weird ass decisions v0v

Statso

Related to this discussion, i beat Mamo in a 1v1 last night, that clearly means MC suck if they even getting pwned by IRON.

Glippo

Statso wrote: »

Related to this discussion, i beat Mamo in a 1v1 last night, that clearly means MC suck if they even getting pwned by IRON.

Dissin your own alliance...id hate to see IRON Moral put to the test

Statso

Glippo wrote: »

Dissin your own alliance...id hate to see IRON Moral put to the test

Your seriousness here is killing me.

bizmark

Mamo has more money than god and a mineing fleet to rival the mighty science and trade institute he might not win in a 1 v 1 but by simple attrition the man can defeat any foe in the galaxy with contemptuous ease also your overconfidence is just a part of mamos plan to defeat iron and conqure the drone reigions for all the l33t alloys for his t1 cruiser monopoly

mamolian

I wish!

Gauntys a bob spy.. c/d?

Search your feelings.. you know it to be true!