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Ever caught letting off some knuckle children

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    #62
    FlutterinBantam
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    Ooooh ....nice one:D


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    #63
    The Bollox
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    Dudess wrote:
    Indeed. Tis good for the old finger muscles.
    how long does the smell stay on your fingers though?


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    #64
    Dudess
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    AHHHH!!! Yet another subject I wish I'd never brought up!


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    #65
    Duggy747
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    If the smell is anything like the experience I had with one girl..........then a long time *shudders*


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    #66
    The Bollox
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    I'm genuinly curious


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    #67
    FlutterinBantam
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    No smell... gentle tap.tap tap tap tap tap on the budgies tongue

    Steady up now.


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    #68
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Duggy747 wrote:
    If the smell is anything like the experience I had with one girl..........then a long time *shudders*
    Thought that particular "fragrance" appealed to men - that it contains pheromones which in turn causes arousal.
    On the other hand, if she was just a manky person who stank of unwashed... ahem... gee, then that's just gross.


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    #69
    The Bollox
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    a bird eating a pussy? that puts a strange spin on things


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    #70
    Agamemnon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    Duggy747 wrote:
    If the smell is anything like the experience I had with one girl..........then a long time *shudders*

    Duggy, what is that thing in your Location: ()___)_____)))~~~ ?

    Is it meant to be your dick firing out a few little Duggy7s? Why is there a rubber band around it a third of the way up the shaft? Or is it a scar from a Bobbit incident?


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    #71
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Dudess wrote:
    Thought that particular "fragrance" appealed to men - that it contains pheromones which in turn causes arousal.
    On the other hand, if she was just a manky person who stank of unwashed... ahem... gee, then that's just gross.

    Thats why they have big bushes isn't it??


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    #72
    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Dudess wrote:
    On the other hand, if she was just a manky person who stank of unwashed... ahem... gee, then that's just gross.

    Unfortunately, she hadn't learned the benefits of soap. Good God, I was scarred for months. How could something that normally smells of strawberries smell so foul!?! :(
    The_Bollox wrote:
    a bird eating a pussy? that puts a strange spin on things

    You've obviously never watched lesbo porn :p
    agamemnon wrote:
    Duggy, what is that thing in your Location: ()___)_____)))~~~ ?

    It's supposed to be a cigarette, considering I'm always going out for one at work that's the main place anyone will find me.

    Me willy isn't THAT deformed!


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    #73
    Niamho!
    Registered Users Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭Niamho!


    Dudess wrote:
    Thought that particular "fragrance" appealed to men - that it contains pheromones which in turn causes arousal.
    On the other hand, if she was just a manky person who stank of unwashed... ahem... gee, then that's just gross.
    Ah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....


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    #74
    Spyral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 885 ✭✭✭Spyral


    no and Im giving it up 8 -9 days so far...... :P


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    #75
    Agamemnon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    Spyral wrote:
    Im giving it up 8 -9 days so far

    Disgraceful. Quitters never win and winners never quit, Spyral.


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    #76
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Duggy747 wrote:
    Unfortunately, she hadn't learned the benefits of soap. Good God, I was scarred for months. How could something that normally smells of strawberries smell so foul!?! :(
    Strawberries? That'll be the shower gel, love! But a clean one shouldn't be unpleasant - if it is, it's usually a sign of thrush or an STD. Or, as you experienced, not washing or regular knicker-changing. Mankeh.
    It's supposed to be a cigarette, considering I'm always going out for one at work that's the main place anyone will find me.

    Me willy isn't THAT deformed!
    It actually DOES look like a willy - and an impressive one too! Care to back-track?!


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    #77
    Average-Ro
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    agamemnon wrote:
    Quitters never win and winners never quit, Spyral.

    Then who made up the phrase quit while you're ahead?:D


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    #78
    trout
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    Dudess wrote:
    On the other hand, if she was just a manky person who stank of unwashed... ahem... gee, then that's just gross.
    I snorted coffee all over myself when I read this. A coffeesnort of such epic proportions, I had to finish work early and go home.:D

    It takes a special kind of lady to use such an ... indelicate word ... and still be a lady. ;)

    Thanks for that. I salute you.


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    #79
    Anto McC
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    Never been caught bellyboxing thankfully. I'd melt on the spot,of embarrasment.

    My mate had 6 one day and kept going into his bathroom to do it. His washing machine was in his bathroom and his Ma got so p*ssed off at him she shouted in at him "when you've finished **** for the 6th time today, make sure it's a good one because you won't be getting back in here again, I've loads of washing to do"


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    #80
    FlutterinBantam
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    Jeebus!!!!. nice refined lady was she...uuuugh.


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    #81
    Dudess
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    trout wrote:
    I snorted coffee all over myself when I read this. A coffeesnort of such epic proportions, I had to finish work early and go home.:D

    It takes a special kind of lady to use such an ... indelicate word ... and still be a lady. ;)

    Thanks for that. I salute you.
    Ah you're welcome. And I love the fact that you had to go home early!


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    #82
    Supercell
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    Anto McC wrote:
    Never been caught bellyboxing thankfully. I'd melt on the spot,of embarrasment.

    My mate had 6 one day and kept going into his bathroom to do it. His washing machine was in his bathroom and his Ma got so p*ssed off at him she shouted in at him "when you've finished **** for the 6th time today, make sure it's a good one because you won't be getting back in here again, I've loads of washing to do"

    Lol, my drink just came though my nose reading that!!
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    #83
    Dudess
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    Yeah it seems I've been beaten.


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    #84
    randylonghorn
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    Anto McC wrote:
    My mate had 6 one day and kept going into his bathroom to do it. His washing machine was in his bathroom and his Ma got so p*ssed off at him she shouted in at him "when you've finished **** for the 6th time today, make sure it's a good one because you won't be getting back in here again, I've loads of washing to do"
    PMSL!! :D

    Also ... respect! ... I guess they both had heavy loads to deal with that day ... <_<

    Never been caught by any of my family, thank God ... though as I discovered to my horror, that did not necessarily imply total ignorance of my habits!

    I was home from college one summer, lying on the lawn outside sitting room window, bit of sun, good book, nicely relaxed ... the window was open, a friend of my mother's had called round and I could hear them talking inside. I wasn't taking much notice, until I realised the friend was all agitated because she had walked into her 15 year old son's bedroom the evening before and caught him at it. Now, I thought this was hilarious ... unil I heard my mother's response, that is!!!

    Quoth she: "Ah, in ainm Dé, so what, they all do it! .... I swear, our fella would lock himself into his room a couple of times a day. Best to let him off ... he was like a bear with a sore head otherwise!"

    :eek: :eek: :eek:


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    #85
    razorblunt
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    One of the lads that was on the same team as me got caught 3 times in the one day when he was younger, the mother over-reacted bigtime, even threatening to take him to the local priest and all.


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    #86
    challengemaster
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    never really caught per say... there have been many many close times..

    par example... one night, watching tv on the 42" plasma in the front room.. nobody in the house.. no idea how i didnt hear it, next thing, the front door opens!! manage to pull a cover over me before the mother walks into the sitting room.. then somehow, with my mother in the room, get my pants up under the cover, without her noticing.. :D skill!!


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    #87
    Seb-K
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    It's supposed to be a cigarette, considering I'm always going out for one at work that's the main place anyone will find me.

    Me willy isn't THAT deformed![/QUOTE]

    Probably not that big either eh Duggy

    Similar to what someone mentioned about there friend, i was "discovered" asleep in sittin room, bags round ankles, knob in hand, dodgy station still on telly. Mother was bit off with me for a while. Didnt help either the next weekend when she found me face down in bath tub bags also round ankles and stinkin of booze.


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    #88
    The Bollox
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    randylonghorn wrote:
    Quoth she: "Ah, in ainm Dé, so what, they all do it! .... I swear, our fella would lock himself into his room a couple of times a day. Best to let him off ... he was like a bear with a sore head otherwise!"
    LMAO!

    my folks probably think the same. I have yet to be caught, but there have been a few near misses, and my folks have given me the stare after those near misses


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    #89
    Pighead
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    The Bollox wrote:
    my folks probably think the same. I have yet to be caught, but there have been a few near misses, and my folks have given me the stare after those near misses
    Heres The Bollox' mother giving him the stare after one of his near misses.
    http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/64/92/23119264.jpg

    Never ever got caught myself. That's mainly because Pighead doesn't masturbate.:cool:


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    #90
    The Bollox
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    I wish! if that was the case I'd say "incest is best, keep it in the family"


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    #91
    Thrill
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    Pighead wrote:
    Heres The Bollox' mother giving him the stare after one of his near misses.
    http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/64/92/23119264.jpg

    It was probably more like this.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX_5zIXxKEU


    Never been caught myself. I cant even remember a close shave.


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