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Ever caught letting off some knuckle children

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  • 16-08-2007 9:48am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,616 ✭✭✭


    cant say i have. when i was 12 or 13, one of my friends was cought, by another friend!!!! we wouldnt let it die for ages.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    what kind of poll option is 'Playstation 3'? get with the times, hippie!

    and no, I haven't been caught because the most strained muscle you use while **** is your ears... so you know if someone's coming (lol) up the stairs


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭cance


    one of my friends was cought

    dont lie. it was you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36 T-Boner


    Have I ever been caught, yes.... But on purpose ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,683 ✭✭✭✭Owen


    God yes. Got caught by my Mum. Tugging away furiously, and when I finished, opened my eyes and my laundry was in the room.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    ned78 wrote:
    God yes. Got caught by my Mum. Tugging away furiously, and when I finished, opened my eyes and my laundry was in the room.
    that is, without a doubt, one of the funniest things I have ever read on Boards


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭0ubliette


    I did once yeah. Man it was ****ing embarrasing! :o Not soemthing i ever want toh appen again! I came home early from school, was about 16 or so. Noone was at home, the ma was at work, so was the da. I was walkin past my sisters bedroom, the door was open and saw a pair of her knickers on her bed, kind of a thong/frilly thing. Being a horny 16yr old i couldnt help myself, i was intruigued, so i took them into my room, started whacking off with them wrapped around the old todger, i got a bit carried away and sadly didnt notice that a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighbourhood, i got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said 'you're moving with you're auntie and uncle in bel aire!', i whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said 'FRESH' and it had dice in the mirror, if anything i could say that this cab was rare, but i thought nah forget it, yo home to bel aire! I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and i yelled to the cabbie, yo home, smell you later! Looked at my kingdom i was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel aire.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,616 ✭✭✭8k2q1gfcz9s5d4


    ned78 wrote:
    God yes. Got caught by my Mum. Tugging away furiously, and when I finished, opened my eyes and my laundry was in the room.

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!:o im nearly after having a fit!!!!! to words come to mind YOU LOSE!!!!! at least you had somthing clean to wipe up with after:p


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,884 ✭✭✭grumpytrousers


    ned78 wrote:
    God yes. Got caught by my Mum. Tugging away furiously, and when I finished, opened my eyes and my laundry was in the room.

    the version of the urban myth i've heard is "opened my eyes and there was a nice cup of tea by my bed"


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    ned78 wrote:
    God yes. Got caught by my Mum. Tugging away furiously, and when I finished, opened my eyes and my laundry was in the room.

    lol:D

    OP: no!


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,575 ✭✭✭✭Riesen_Meal


    My mate was caught by his mam only recently (he's 23!)

    His mam walked in as his tv was on about 5am (he was asleep) so she went to turn it off, she was horrified to see some Jenna Haze video in a loop on his 360 and he was out cold asleep with his wang still in his hand at the time...

    Dopey git!

    He even told his lil sister about it and she thought it was hilarious!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Ah, I remember your story Oubliette. You posted the same thing in PI, eh? Filthy todger ya!

    I've never been caught, my ears are too good for that!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭Ishmael


    Never been caught doing it but I'm sure people have suspected what i was doing cause i usually lock the door.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Knuckle children?

    Caught four times. Twice by my mother, once by my brother and once by my sister. Very awkward.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Glowing


    Fieldog wrote:
    His mam walked in as his tv was on about 5am (he was asleep) so she went to turn it off, she was horrified to see some Jenna Haze video in a loop on his 360 and he was out cold asleep with his wang still in his hand at the time...

    :D:D:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,373 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    Mossy Monk wrote:
    Knuckle children?

    Caught four times. Twice by my mother, once by my brother and once by my sister. Very awkward.
    for fecks sake! I never would have done it again after the mother caught me the first time! Would have cut it off after the second time.

    What did they say to you? did they see everything?


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Mossy Monk wrote:
    Caught four times. Twice by my mother, once by my brother and once by my sister. Very awkward.

    Four times by your family? Goddamn, they must think you're a very lonely, or horny, person. I'd cut it off if I ever got caught by someone in the family, embarassement would kill me!

    I've never heard the phrase Knuckle Children so I thought the thread was about being caught smacking a child. Be much more interesting :p


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,243 Mod ✭✭✭✭flogen


    Mossy Monk's a well-known danger-wánker; he cracks one off in high-risk situations (like under the dinner table) so that's why his catch rate is so high.

    I've (thankfully) never been caught.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,962 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    A few times myself, and a few others that were very close so I'm sure it looked quite suspicious :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭nice1franko


    a mate came home locked and put on a porno and fell asleep with his bags round the ankles and knob in hand and his ma found him like that the next morn going to work.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,683 ✭✭✭✭Owen


    the version of the urban myth i've heard is "opened my eyes and there was a nice cup of tea by my bed"

    Yeah, I've heard that one a hundred times before too, the difference is, I had to spend the next fortnight avoiding any eye contact with my Mother :o


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,688 ✭✭✭Nailz


    Never did it, ever. But its pretty damn fecking funny reading all these!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭nice1franko


    ^^^^
    98% of blokes are **** and 2% are liars.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Nailz wrote:
    Never did it, ever.
    You've never masturbated?

    Or you've never been caught.

    Myself, I was never caught.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    I was never caught either but one of my friends was when he was about 13. We called around to his house but he wouldn't answer the door. We peeked in the window and saw him choking the chicken to the Flintstones cartoon, the weirdo. To this day, we still sing the Flintstones theme to him or shout "Yabba Dabba Doo!" and it wrecks his head.


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    flogen wrote:
    Mossy Monk's a well-known danger-wánker; he cracks one off in high-risk situations (like under the dinner table) so that's why his catch rate is so high.

    I've (thankfully) never been caught.
    A danger-wánker hahahaha:D :D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    rubadub wrote:
    What did they say to you? did they see everything?

    Thankfully nothing was ever seen but what do you say to someone after you catch them ****? It is very eerie. Kind of like half an hour of nothing then "hey what's for dinner?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    agamemnon wrote:
    I was never caught either but one of my friends was when he was about 13. We called around to his house but he wouldn't answer the door. We peeked in the window and saw him choking the chicken to the Flintstones cartoon, the weirdo. To this day, we still sing the Flintstones theme to him or shout "Yabba Dabba Doo!" and it wrecks his head.
    well Wilma does were a very revealing dress.

    this actually reminds me of the conversation Lister and The Cat have in Red Dwarf

    Lister: "do you think Wilma's sexy?"
    The Cat: "Wilma Flintstone?"
    Lister: "yeah"
    The Cat: "in all probability, Wilms Flintstone is the most desirable woman that ever lived"
    Lister: "and what about Betty?"
    The Cat: "Betty Rubble?"
    Lister: "yeah"
    The Cat: "well I would go with Betty, but I'd be thinking about Wilma"

    classic moment :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    The Bollox wrote:
    well Wilma does were a very revealing dress.

    True, but maybe he was dedicating the **** to one of the dinosaurs or fantasising about Barney Rubble giving him a good rogering with a club. He should have been **** to Rogue from the X-Men cartoons instead.


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    a mate came home locked and put on a porno and fell asleep with his bags round the ankles and knob in hand and his ma found him like that the next morn going to work.
    The joys of the post-nightclub ****.
    I've been caught like that a couple of times myself.

    Living alone for the past 5 years has solved that problem.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,217 ✭✭✭CantGetNoSleep


    is there not a game called mam or something?

    you have to call yer ma when ur **** and see if you can finish before she gets to you


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