Ever caught letting off some knuckle children

Duggy747

Steve_o wrote:

I don't....enlighten...

I think everyone in a circle **** on a biscuit (Digestive, Rich Tea, Jaffa Cake, whatever tickles your fancy) and the last to cum has to eat it....................how romantic!!

matt-dublin

Duggy747 wrote:

I think everyone in a circle **** on a biscuit (Digestive, Rich Tea, Jaffa Cake, whatever tickles your fancy) and the last to cum has to eat it....................how romantic!!

i think i've heard about that before!

zoemax

First time I visited my girlfriends parents house I was having a chat with the future mother in law (RIP) and being all nicey nicey. She was talking about how they were having some problems with their 17 year old son, the usual stuff drink..the odd spliff...and asking for my opinion as a man of the world. I was giving it the usual 'aw sure he'ill grow out of it' when all of a sudden she says that she was finding a lot of scrunched up tissues in his room and was concerned that this was as a result of some wierd drug he was taking...........cut to her handing me jizz soaked solid wads of jacks roll to inspect and getting me to smell the wierd odour that they had and asking me did i know what they were and why there were so many in his room:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Jaysus I thought I'd never get out of the house.

Steve_o

Duggy747 wrote:

I think everyone in a circle **** on a biscuit (Digestive, Rich Tea, Jaffa Cake, whatever tickles your fancy) and the last to cum has to eat it....................how romantic!!

Oh....i'm kind of regreting asking now. seems like more of a game that should be played in Prisons! mind i always found the idea of **** circles horrifying in everyway!!!

Duggy747

zoemax wrote:

cut to her handing me jizz soaked solid wads of jacks roll to inspect and getting me to smell the wierd odour that they had

:eek: :eek: :eek: *cringing excessively* Oh man!!! How could anyone live with themselves after handling someone elses solid man goo!!

Dudess

This thread is turning me off men...

GhostInTheRuins

zoemax wrote:

First time I visited my girlfriends parents house I was having a chat with the future mother in law (RIP) and being all nicey nicey. She was talking about how they were having some problems with their 17 year old son, the usual stuff drink..the odd spliff...and asking for my opinion as a man of the world. I was giving it the usual 'aw sure he'ill grow out of it' when all of a sudden she says that she was finding a lot of scrunched up tissues in his room and was concerned that this was as a result of some wierd drug he was taking...........cut to her handing me jizz soaked solid wads of jacks roll to inspect and getting me to smell the wierd odour that they had and asking me did i know what they were and why there were so many in his room:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Jaysus I thought I'd never get out of the house.

Holy ****! that's one of the most gross things I've ever heard. Did you tell your girlfriend about this by any chance?

cance

Dudess wrote:

This thread is turning me off men...

and?

zoemax wrote:

cut to her handing me jizz soaked solid wads of jacks roll to inspect and getting me to smell the wierd odour that they had and asking me did i know what they were .

did ya tell her?

matt-dublin

Duggy747 wrote:

man goo!!

matt-dublin thesauras says:

Mann Goo (Noun) male ejaculate, other suitable words

penis pudding
jism
man milk
sprogspawn
teeth whitening agent
facial moisturizer
body moisturizer
Man Chowder
boy butter
pearl (use - i gave her a pearl necklace last night)
spunk
splooge
baby batter

please add more!

Duggy747

Dudess wrote:

This thread is turning me off men...

Women are SO shallow, I mean, the men here could listen to the girl's masturbation stories all day and never be turned off them.

zoemax

My girlfriend at the time is now my wife...she was sitting at the table as well and I'm pretty sure she knew what was on the tissues but we have never ever mentioned it:p ...fact we live close to himself who is now in his mid 20's might have something to do with it. I didn't tell the Mammy what it was, I didn't have the heart (or the balls).

-TK^Creator

lol such funny thread amount of times person in work behind me asked whats so funny and i have to randomly make up something. to be told i had to much time on my hands.
never been caught myself close thou.

best story in irish college in bunks beds friend wakes up in the morning bed being shaken like mad going "wtf! wtf? im up!" was the guy above him going at it hard. fell against a wall laughing when i found out, in the middle of a ceili

cance

matt-dublin wrote:

matt-dublin thesauras says:

Mann Goo (Noun) male ejaculate, other suitable words

penis pudding
jism
man milk
sprogspawn
teeth whitening agent
facial moisturizer
body moisturizer
Man Chowder
boy butter
pearl (use - i gave her a pearl necklace last night)
spunk
splooge
baby batter

please add more!

sticky white love piss ftw

Dudess

cance wrote:

and?

There's nothing more to say really. Forgive me for my stomach turning at the thought of solidified spunk and... ahem (struggles to say it)... cock cheese.

/retches, runs for jacks...

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

Themainman wrote:

My girlfriend was caught by her dad **** to porn on the internet when she was 17....he was much more embaressed than she was!!!! He knocks when entering any room ever since.

is she a tranny or what!!!!

randylonghorn

zoemax wrote:

she says that she was finding a lot of scrunched up tissues in his room and was concerned that this was as a result of some wierd drug he was taking...........cut to her handing me jizz soaked solid wads of jacks roll to inspect and getting me to smell the wierd odour that they had and asking me did i know what they were and why there were so many in his room:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

... love it ... PROVIDED it didn't happen to me!!!

Dudess wrote:

This thread is turning me off men...

Cough ... guys ... I think someone let a wimmen onto the interweb! :eek: :eek: :eek: Wtf happened the security types, loike?

Duggy747 wrote:

Women are SO shallow, I mean, the men here could listen to the girl's masturbation stories all day and never be turned off them.

QFT!!

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

Dudess wrote:

This thread is turning me off men...

i want proof, show us some pics of you with other women:D

cance

Melissa Big Bus wrote:

is she a tranny or what!!!!

women go at themselves too, dontcha know.

Melissa Big Bus wrote:

i want proof, show us some pics of you with other women:D

Nah, hes a pretty smart little troll on here teasing the pricks off all the little 12 year olds reading this thread :P

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

cance wrote:

women go at themselves too, dontcha know.

i know, but ****??

superfly

Man Juice
Cock Custard
White Magic

i have always read it as fwap fwap fwap!

cance

Melissa Big Bus wrote:

i know, but ****??

ah sure thats just a phrase,

double clickin the mouse, fiddlin etc

Dudess

cance wrote:

women go at themselves too, dontcha know

Damn straight! That little button is the best thing a girl will ever own. Men, think you can get pleasure off your wieners? HA!!! You don't know what pleasure is!!!

-TK^Creator

im bit off topic on topic but i just heard it today if a guy eats loads of pineapple cum gets sweeter? anyone know anything about that? i remember a urban myth that if u drank loads of lilt the softdrink you cum more? i believed it for awhile

-TK^Creator

Dudess wrote:

Damn straight! That little button is the best thing a girl will ever own. Men, think you can get pleasure off your wieners? HA!!! You don't know what pleasure is!!!

damn mutli orgasm thing but it only takes about 2 mins till i can usually go again and then 10 mins after that so im sorted but only when Im by myself right arm of steel here

cance

Dudess wrote:

Damn straight! That little button is the best thing a girl will ever own. Men, think you can get pleasure off your wieners? HA!!! You don't know what pleasure is!!!

let me know what child birth is like. neener.

matt-dublin

-TK^Creator wrote:

im bit off topic on topic but i just heard it today if a guy eats loads of pineapple cum gets sweeter? anyone know anything about that? i remember a urban myth that if u drank loads of lilt the softdrink you cum more? i believed it for awhile

I think you should bring that over to PI,
then shave your head, quit your joba and move to a new country!

randylonghorn

-TK^Creator wrote:

im bit off topic on topic but i just heard it today if a guy eats loads of pineapple cum gets sweeter? anyone know anything about that?

Can't verify it myself, but I have a friend who swears by pineapple juice ... how exactly he tested this I didn't like to ask!

-TK^Creator wrote:

i remember a urban myth that if u drank loads of lilt the softdrink you cum more? i believed it for awhile

Vit. C + Zinc

Tar.Aldarion

randylonghorn wrote:

Vit. C + Zinc

That might explain it. I worked out that I get 2000%+ RDA of vitamin C. :O

Dudess

cance wrote:

let me know what child birth is like. neener.

Touché

While we're on the subject, I can't believe there are girls who didn't find it until really late, or who may not yet have found it! I heard Eva whatsername from Desperate Housewives didn't have an orgasm til she was 26!!!:eek:

Steve_o

Dudess wrote:

While we're on the subject, I can't believe there are girls who didn't find it until really late, or who may not yet have found it! I heard Eva whatsername from Desperate Housewives didn't have an orgasm til she was 26!!!:eek:

26?? Oh dear....but when someone would find it that late, they'd never be seen again....:D