Ask amp (TURBO EL33T EDITION!)

Shiminay

Is she boiled?

Tar.Aldarion

Good answer to my question.
No, there is no escaping your brain, especially...blah blah



Is par better at cs than me?

Lust4Life

Do you respond to these questions in boxers, briefs or lingerie?????

amp

Kharn wrote:

Is she boiled?

In about three minutes.

amp

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Good answer to my question.
No, there is no escaping your brain, especially...blah blah



Is par better at cs than me?

Having watched him play I'd say it's fairly unlikely you'd beat him, however I don't know if he's still playing or has moved on to something more elitist.

amp

Lust4Life wrote:

Do you respond to these questions in boxers, briefs or lingerie?????

What do I wear when I write these ditties,
Do I wear boxers, briefs or ladies panties?,
More often than not
I don't wear a lot
I hope this enhances your fantasies.

tSubh Dearg

What should I add to my potent chicken stock to make a tasty delicious soup that will delight the taste buds of all who drink it?

amp

tSubh Dearg wrote:

What should I add to my potent chicken stock to make a tasty delicious soup that will delight the taste buds of all who drink it?

tSubh Dearg wants to make a broth from ze chicken,
And wants to know how to make it finger lickin',
I would put in
Some Cork Dry Gin
And while people won't know why, your soup they'll be pickin'

Lust4Life

Oh, Amp! I thought you knew all! It is Cumin that makes Chicken Broth so yummy. *L4L steps back into the kitchen and cooks up a good meal*


Any new lotto numbers for me this week?
Edit: Today's the day! Where's the numbers????? Shall I just use all the birth dates of our TCN members????

Lust4Life

My dearest Amp,
You don't phone. you don't write. I'm about to start calling hospitals to be sure you are okay.

** "Hey, do you have a guy there who answers to the name of Amp who occasionally dresses in drag and has a great sense of humor? Just wanna make sure. No? Well, then, do you have Prince Albert in a Can? What's that? You're tracing this call? Oops! Bye!:p

Where are you??????????

Shiminay

Contrary to popular belief, amp exisits in an alternate reality and he only occasionally pops in to this one for what appears as years to us, but is only a blink of an eye to his race. I think he's gone back to take a wizz...

Lust4Life

Thanks, Kharn!
So when's there gonna be an Ask Kharn thread in TCN????????

Amp should really have that prostrate checked. That is one long trip to the loo!
(Oh, I forgot. Has to remove those darn panty hose first! THAT explains a LOT!)

L4L

Shiminay

Ask Kharn, now that is a dangerous thought...

Nevyn

oh that would be fun.......
Runs off to start one.

Lust4Life

Thaedydal, come on over to the Post Something About The Poster Thread!

Nevyn

Why ?

Lust4Life

Why not?

Nevyn

Becuase

MickL

Dear Amp
Should i go to Boards beers?!?

mickl

Lust4Life

Dear Amp, I cannot help the fact that I was born in America. Why is it that many embrace me and my evil ways and yet some treat me like gum on the bottom of their shoe?

MickL

Dear AMp whyhave you not answered my question im having so many sleepless nights

amp

Lust4Life wrote:

Oh, Amp! I thought you knew all! It is Cumin that makes Chicken Broth so yummy. *L4L steps back into the kitchen and cooks up a good meal*


Any new lotto numbers for me this week?
Edit: Today's the day! Where's the numbers????? Shall I just use all the birth dates of our TCN members????

Lotteries are taxes on the mathmathically retarded. So yeah, good choice.

amp

Lust4Life wrote:

My dearest Amp,
You don't phone. you don't write. I'm about to start calling hospitals to be sure you are okay.

** "Hey, do you have a guy there who answers to the name of Amp who occasionally dresses in drag and has a great sense of humor? Just wanna make sure. No? Well, then, do you have Prince Albert in a Can? What's that? You're tracing this call? Oops! Bye!:p

Where are you??????????

I'm right here.

amp

MickL wrote:

Dear Amp
Should i go to Boards beers?!?

mickl

Beer, lot's of lovely ladies. Can't think of a reason not to. Don't forget your id

boneless

Dear Amp,
Can you assure me that I am not ugly?

amp

Lust4Life wrote:

Dear Amp, I cannot help the fact that I was born in America. Why is it that many embrace me and my evil ways and yet some treat me like gum on the bottom of their shoe?

There was a young lady from the States,
Who evil ways were occasionally embraced,
Yet some had fun
Treating her like gum
Predjudice is the cause of your fate.

amp

MickL wrote:

Dear AMp whyhave you not answered my question im having so many sleepless nights

That'll be because you work nights. Try not to fall asleep at the table.

amp

boneless wrote:

Dear Amp,
Can you assure me that I am not ugly?

There was a young poster called Boneless,
Who wanted a non ugly assurance,
Beauty is in the eye,
Of the beholder says I
The exception is if you look like Chuck Norris.

boneless

amp wrote:

There was a young poster called Boneless,
Who wanted a non ugly assurance,
Beauty is in the eye,
Of the beholder says I
The exception is if you look like Chuck Norris.

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder should I use Optrex more often, oh Wise One?

amp

boneless wrote:

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder should I use Optrex more often, oh Wise One?

I guess so. While my sight isn't great for depth perception due to one eye being slightly more insane than the other I do not require glasses and therefore I know little of this Optrex of which you speak.