Ask amp (TURBO EL33T EDITION!)

Lust4Life

Mary Ann or Ginger???
Gilligan or the Skipper?

Which would win best at mud wrestling????

GrumPy

How hard do you pwn noobs? on a scale of 8-4200?

Chad ghostal

amp,!


How long can i stop the blood going to my arm before it falls off?

Lust4Life

So, you won't really ban Sarky, will ya? He keeps a balance here.
Gotta have The Good The Bad and the Ugly after all!

Rhyme

What is what?

Sarky

Lust4Life wrote:

So, you won't really ban Sarky, will ya? He keeps a balance here.
Gotta have The Good The Bad and the Ugly after all!

It would be horrible to leave this pace just bad and ugly.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

When flying a kite indoors, how does it work?

Why is that?

Diogenes

amp wrote:

Forget Cryptonomicon. I found that hard to read and I was a network admin at the time (quite a macho one at that )

Quicksilver contains the following magical ingredients:
Swashbuckling
Pirates
Romance
King Louis XIV
Mystery
Isaac Newton (and nary an equation to behold)
Adventure

[jerry maguire]

shut up


you had me at swashbuckling


you had me at swashbuckling.........

[/jerry maguire]

Or if you still aren't convinced, read Snowcrash. That's fantastic too.

But of course, I think Hiro Protagnist is just the best name ever.

Its why I was, like, rully rully rully disappointed with Cryptonomicon.

(please note, I am not a shill, I just want Stephenson's babies.)

[invasion of the body snatcher....]

Shill Shilll....EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
[/invasion of the body snatcher]

Lust4Life

If I win the Lotto, can I host weekly FREE Boards Beers in Galway??????


Can you recommend some winning numbers?????

amp

nicryan wrote:

when are you going to entertain us with another blogotron entry?

Before Duke Nukem Forever is released (ie. When it's ready)

and

why was there such a low turnout to mine and mick's first service?

-n

New religions often require a highly emotional kick start such as it's leader becoming a martyr or some other kind of sacrafice.

amp

Shabadu wrote:

Whose sig annoys you the most out of all the boardsie's sigs you've seen?

Most sig's I like and I can't really think of anybodies I particularly dislike. Trivia: My sig didn't actually work when boards was upgraded to vB3 due to limits on the amount of text in it. It looks small but contains a lot of code, much like my pants.

amp

tSubh Dearg wrote:

Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?

Why do birds appear
When I in proximity
/me takes loaf off head

amp

Thaedydal wrote:

Why is a raven like a writing desk ?

There once was a writer called Lewis,
Who's Hatter was entirely clueless,
He asked a riddle
Just for a giggle
But no answer had he for young Alice.

(QUOTH THE RAVEN "NEVAR MORE"!)

amp

Sparky-s wrote:

What colour should I paint my wall and why?

I think you should rasterbate all over it.

Dont be at yourself

Daddy or chips? Has this been covered?

amp

Matt Holck wrote:

Will anyone ever work with me?

When you stop rocking the boat.

Why does everbody use psuedonymes?

Because this is the Matrix.

When do I get my check?

When you move to the US

amp

Lust4Life wrote:

Mary Ann or Ginger???

Mary Ann

Gilligan or the Skipper?

Gilligan

Which would win best at mud wrestling????

The Skipper would have the weight advantage, but in mud wrestling anything could happen.

amp

Chad ghostal wrote:

amp,!


How long can i stop the blood going to my arm before it falls off?

I imagine you'd be "finished" way before it falls off.

amp

Lust4Life wrote:

So, you won't really ban Sarky, will ya? He keeps a balance here.
Gotta have The Good The Bad and the Ugly after all!

Sarky won't be banned from the Nest,
As he's elevated himself from the rest,
Anyone can be
As free as he
But you'll have to post some of your best.

amp

Irish GrumPy wrote:

How hard do you pwn noobs? on a scale of 8-4200?

42

amp

Rhyme wrote:

What is what?

What?

amp

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

When flying a kite indoors, how does it work?

Why is that?

The sport of indoor Kite flying goes back to the invention of the internal combustion engine circa 1856 when Ensign Robert Tywynwly of Her Majesties Welsh Air Guard managed the first indoor flight of a kite.

The sport really only took off after mass production reduced manufacturing costs of engines capable of providing enough energy to power larger fans using propellers originally destined for use in Spitfires.

These days the sport is in steady decline due to houses having smaller ceilings and the parachuting tortoise craze.

amp

Lust4Life wrote:

If I win the Lotto, can I host weekly FREE Boards Beers in Galway??????

Yes you can. And I'll move to Galway if you do.

Can you recommend some winning numbers?????

4 8 15 16 23 42

amp

NekkidBibleMan wrote:

Daddy or chips? Has this been covered?

Well I hope my fathers covered or the cops will be around again :rolleyes:

spacecoyote

which is it better to be...like a walrus or in my pants???

amp

spacecoyote wrote:

which is it better to be...like a walrus or in my pants???

You're thinking inside the box. It's better to have a walrus in your pants.

Lust4Life

Amp, took your advice. Went to buy my lotto ticket but was kicked out of the store for having a walrus in my pants! So what now?????

amp

Lust4Life wrote:

Amp, took your advice. Went to buy my lotto ticket but was kicked out of the store for having a walrus in my pants! So what now?????

Isn't it obvious? Sue the store for being walrusist!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

If you and the Gnome had a baby, would the baby be so super intelligent that it would take over the world?

When are you due?

amp

I doubt I need the Gnome's dna to take over the world. I'm still on schedule.