Ask amp (TURBO EL33T EDITION!)

amp

Normally I'd write a blog but I can't think of anything to write about. YET I CRAVE TO TYPE! CRAVEN SO I AM! CRAVEN AND WICKED!

So in this thread, ask me questions. They can be about anything*, including me**

I may answer you in limerick or haiku form or without the aid of poetry at all.

LET'S GO!





*Terms and conditions apply.
**See a doctor if symtoms persist.

joe_chicken

Probably been asked this before... but....

What is it exactly that you amplify?

Sparky

If you wern't an amp, what would you be and why?

How big is your turbo, does it make sweet noises?

tbh

can you write a post so pointless you can't even fin

Beruthiel

What gets you out of bed every morning amp?
That is, if you actually get out of bed in the first place....?

Scraggs

Why do some people wear both socks and sandals?
Are they just greedy?
¯\(o_º)/¯

spacecoyote

who knows more, you, or The Gnome?

tbh

Who is Dr. Demento? Is it all one massive in-joke?

amp

joe_chicken wrote:

Probably been asked this before... but....

What is it exactly that you amplify?

In truth, it's nothing to do with ampilfying. The real source of my name is contained on my homepage. I uh... lost a V along the way.

amp

Sparky-s wrote:

If you wern't an amp, what would you be and why?

I'd be a lumberjack, and let me assure you; I'd be ok.

How big is your turbo, does it make sweet noises?

Possibly not sweet, but usually satisfying.

amp

tbh wrote:

can you write a post so pointless you can't even fin

This poem is badly
Written and yet it still is
Unfin

amp

Beruthiel wrote:

What gets you out of bed every morning amp?
That is, if you actually get out of bed in the first place....?

Well my mobile has an alarm which plays an annoying song I wrote on it. It get's louder as it get's worse and therefore I awake to a mad panic and hatred of my lack of musical ability.

Kolodny

Who is the smelliest person you've ever met?

amp

Scraggs wrote:

Why do some people wear both socks and sandals?
Are they just greedy?
¯\(o_º)/¯

Why do people wear sandals with socks,
Is this puzzle that has Scraggs foxed,
They like the air,
But not the care,
That comes from stepping on rocks.

amp

spacecoyote wrote:

who knows more, you, or The Gnome?

Well if he knows me then he does. Cos I don't know him. I have a level 12 Gmome warrior called Ampie that has pink hair. He's so cute.

The Gnome

amp wrote:

Well if he knows me then he does. Cos I don't know him. I have a level 12 Gmome warrior called Ampie that has pink hair. He's so cute.

Why did you leave the path of the Illusionist? We miss you.

amp

tbh wrote:

Who is Dr. Demento? Is it all one massive in-joke?

Dr. Demento has several doctorates in both Parascientology and Phsychobulemia. He has brought relief to millions and helped drive trolls out of PI.

6th

Do you taste of Chicken?

amp

Kolodny wrote:

Who is the smelliest person you've ever met?

Smelly bad or smelly good?

The first is probably myself. Give the close proximity my nose to both of my armpits there's not many that get to smell me this close. I remedy this with regular showers and Lynx.

As for smelly good, well I'd like to say but TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY!

Scraggs

What size shoe do you take?

amp

6th wrote:

Do you taste of Chicken?

I suck at my thumb,
And I then savour the taste ,
Not chicken am I.

amp

Scraggs wrote:

What size shoe do you take?

1. That's a damn good question. I used to think I was a 10, but my current runners state UK 8 EUR 42 USA 9.

2. Which ever ones have the biggest heel

amp

The Gnome wrote:

Why did you leave the path of the Illusionist? We miss you.

I guess I became.... disillusioned.

The Gnome

amp wrote:

I guess I became.... disillusioned.

Oh you!

tbh

amp wrote:

Dr. Demento has several doctorates in both Parascientology and Phsychobulemia. He has brought relief to millions and helped drive trolls out of PI.

oh *that* Dr. Demento.

6th

what should i have for lunch today? I'm working in Dublin city centre if that helps.

amp

6th wrote:

what should i have for lunch today? I'm working in Dublin city centre if that helps.

A Cuisine de France demi-baguette with iceberg lettuce, chicken, cheese and a sliced egg. Having an sliced egg with chicken gives it a slightly more perverted taste. Wash it down with a bottle of Pepsi Max and have a Starbar for dessert.

amp

Ok. sleeptime, will be back in a couple of hours.

Shabadu

How do you know if somethings old meme?

Lust4Life

How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop????

L4L

Rozabeez

...How often did you post on teenireland before you were upgraded to boards.ie?

Lust4Life

Why is Martha Stewart still my hero???

L4L

fade2black

Do you miss Pam?

homah_7ft

Why do I exist?

Gordon

amp wrote:

Well my mobile has an alarm which plays an annoying song I wrote on it. It get's louder as it get's worse and therefore I awake to a mad panic and hatred of my lack of musical ability.

Dear amp, is it possible that you can post the song you wrote here please, as I want to add a cheesy beat and some fantastic synthemesisers to it with my musical computro-box.

Lust4Life

Why doesn't my husband sing in the shower???

L4L

ondafly

What didn't BBS create LMs in the correct offset for the E36 ?

kittenkiller

How drunk should I get for my birthday in a student bar this evening??

And on what?

Sparky

amp wrote:

I'd be a lumberjack, and let me assure you; I'd be ok.

Do you like wearing high heals, suspenders and a bra?

Rhyme

When am who?

Shabadu

Sparky-s wrote:

Do you like wearing high heals, suspenders and a bra?

Sparky

Shabadu wrote:

Pam looks hawt.....rarrrr.

amp

Shabadu wrote:

How do you know if somethings old meme?

Interesting question, I guess it's officially old when you hear non-internet types saying them. Although some meme's become old before they even reach the internet due to differences in generations.

However some meme's are good because they can change the world forever.

amp

Lust4Life wrote:

How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop????

L4L

That would depend on many factors including the size, density and saliva of the owners tongue, the average consistency of said tootsie pop, humidity and lick per minute rate.

Sarky

Is it me or does that pic remind anyone else of that Kelly Ozzbourne?

amp

Rozabeez wrote:

...How often did you post on teenireland before you were upgraded to boards.ie?

Teenireland is crap
I did not post there before
USENET only when teen

amp

Lust4Life wrote:

Why is Martha Stewart still my hero???

L4L

Well when you put the context of what she did into the perspective of crimes that people understand then it's easy to see why most of the American public still crave Martha.

In other words, people don't rate insider trading as a big deal. They do however think a lot about drapes.

amp

fade2black wrote:

Do you miss Pam?

Do I miss Pam bitch,
Not at all she was a bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!

amp

There was a youngish man from Dublin
The time it was causin him troublin'
It's time to go
To work for now
When I get back my efforts are doublin'

Scraggs

Whats with Richie Kavannagh and his weird hat?

homah_7ft

Why didn't you answer my question?