Ask amp (TURBO EL33T EDITION!)

amp · 15-07-2006 01:29AM

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

When are you going to love you as much as I do? because things are going to change fast...

There was a young lady from Newton,
Who's music is quite high falootin'
She's covered in bees,
Right up to her knees,
Let's hope she requires no more shootin'

amp · 15-07-2006 01:31AM

Scraggs wrote:

Why can't we just get you to answer all lifes problems?

Life wouldn't be as interesting.

Scraggs · 15-07-2006 01:32AM

What should I do on my day off?

Tar.Aldarion · 15-07-2006 01:34AM

what are you ashamed to admit you like? pokemon? boys?

amp · 15-07-2006 01:36AM

Scraggs wrote:

What should I do on my day off?

As little as possible.

FunkyChicken · 15-07-2006 01:38AM

why do you crave attention

tricky D · 15-07-2006 01:42AM

What's the average chip count?
Will I be ahead post-flop?
Will I be ahead on the river?
What are my exact implied odds?
Why is my IDE HD reader thing dud and yours isn't?
Can you turn off the blowers?
Can you turn on the blowers?
How did you loose your voice?
Why?
Why not?
Who is the worst dealer ever?

tricky D · 15-07-2006 01:47AM

Will you cover for MickL?

amp · 15-07-2006 01:49AM

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

what are you ashamed to admit you like? pokemon? boys?

Shame? Moi? I have no shame.

I've watched Pokémon the cartoon, but due to my lack of nintendoness I haven't played it. And I like some boys but not in that way.

amp · 15-07-2006 01:49AM

FunkyChicken wrote:

why do you crave attention

We all crave attention, I'm just more honest about it.

Tar.Aldarion · 15-07-2006 01:52AM

What are the top three questions you don't want to be asked?

Good answers all round so far.

amp · 15-07-2006 01:55AM

tricky D wrote:

What's the average chip count?

Seven Billion

Will I be ahead post-flop?

Of course, you're a fabulous player.

Will I be ahead on the river?

No.

What are my exact implied odds?

I resent that implication.

Why is my IDE HD reader thing dud and yours isn't?

Cos I'm l33t

Can you turn off the blowers?

Sure

Can you turn on the blowers?

*sigh* ok

How did you loose your voice?

From shouting too much. I do love shouting.

Why?

Ah I guess I love the attention.

Why not?

I tend to lose my voice.

Who is the worst dealer ever?

Whoever's currently dealing to PlayerX

tricky D · 15-07-2006 01:59AM

The rest of Omen 2 or STNG?

Tar.Aldarion · 15-07-2006 01:59AM

Stng!

amp · 15-07-2006 02:01AM

tricky D wrote:

Will you cover for MickL?

No, and tell him he's a bollox.

tricky D · 15-07-2006 02:03AM

.....Tar.Amparion

Tar.Aldarion · 15-07-2006 02:05AM

too similar to tampon for my liking but yes, I'm amp and amp is me.

tricky D · 15-07-2006 02:05AM

Tell him yerself, he's in bed at 2!!!! Sick boy indeed.

tricky D · 15-07-2006 02:06AM

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

too similar to tampon for my liking but yes, I'm amp and amp is me.

Ruling?

amp · 15-07-2006 02:06AM

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

What are the top three questions you don't want to be asked?

Note: I will not answer these so if they get posted it may cause the user to be temporarily* expunged.

1. How much wood could a blah blah blah
2. What is the speed of unladen swallow blah blah
3. Who I'm in love with.

Good answers all round so far.

Cheers!

*that could still be a long long time

amp · 15-07-2006 02:08AM

tricky D wrote:

The rest of Omen 2 or STNG?

Omen 2, STNG is being repeated on at least 4 channels.

tricky D · 15-07-2006 02:08AM

European or African?

amp · 15-07-2006 02:10AM

tricky D wrote:

Ruling?

There was a young poster called Tar,
Who must have spent time in a bar,
He thinks he's me
When it's easy to see
That I'm a different person by far.

That's all for now, Azeroth beckons.