Ask amp (TURBO EL33T EDITION!)

Nevyn

Why the **** is it so mother ****ing hot and when will this ****ing torment end ?

Lust4Life

How can I send a thunderstorm to Thaedydal's neighborhood to cool off?

Lust4Life

If I win the Lotto, where do I send your portion???

Lust4Life

If I send you your cut of the lotto you won't quit your job as "Ask Amp" will you???


How much money would iit take to buy Johnny Depp?

Shiminay

Will I put one together?

amp

Thaedydal wrote:

Why the **** is it so mother ****ing hot and when will this ****ing torment end ?

It's hot, sticky sweet,
From my head down to my feet
Summer be soon gone

amp

Lust4Life wrote:

How can I send a thunderstorm to Thaedydal's neighborhood to cool off?

1. Create a situation where you control the majority of the worlds oil reserves.
2. Burn it all
3. In the ensuing eviromental disaster the chances of a thunderstorm cooling off Thaedyal's neighbourhood become greatly enhanced.
4. ??
5. Profits.

amp

Lust4Life wrote:

If I win the Lotto, where do I send your portion???

1066 Wrigley Field,
Chicago
US of A

amp

Lust4Life wrote:

If I send you your cut of the lotto you won't quit your job as "Ask Amp" will you???

Honey, I don't do this for the money.

How much money would iit take to buy Johnny Depp?

The going rate would be in the tens of millions depending on whether he likes the script or not. Bear in mind that he does seem to be quite choosey about said scripts.

If on the other hand you want to do rude things with Mr Depp I imagine you'd have to be a lot more french.

amp

Kharn wrote:

Will I put one together?

There was a young man called Bouba Diop
Who had crafted a rather large jo
It was the length of his arm
And it did him much harm
There was a young man called Bouba Diop

There was a young man called Bouba Diop
Who had the inclination to play throw
He would play throw
And then he would go
Wh.... Wh... Wha... WAI!? Bouba Diop play throw?

Shiminay

Bouba Diop does not like it when you spell his name wrong lamp. I will go to play throw...

amp

\:D/ Please don't hurt me \:D/

Scraggs

Is there an answer to everything?

Victor

Do you prefer Marshall Amp?

Lust4Life

Well, Amp, those numbers were a no show. Should I try them again for tomorrow's drawing?
Wouldn't you just totally poop your pants if I won??



I'm not a baseball fan. But, hey, it's your cut.
Maybe if you lick your screen when posting numbers to spread the Luck (lick???) O' the Irish?????????

L4L

Shiminay

Whah have you done this to Bouba Diop? I am taking my ball.

Lust4Life

Marshall Amps throw too far and you can't hear them close up. Wouldn't you recommend a Peavy instead, Amp????

amp

Scraggs wrote:

Is there an answer to everything?

Yes.

amp

Victor wrote:

Do you prefer Marshall Amp?

It's got a nice ring to it all right.

amp

Lust4Life wrote:

Well, Amp, those numbers were a no show. Should I try them again for tomorrow's drawing?
Wouldn't you just totally poop your pants if I won??



I'm not a baseball fan. But, hey, it's your cut.
Maybe if you lick your screen when posting numbers to spread the Luck (lick???) O' the Irish?????????

L4L

I'm doing a lot worse to the screen right now

Victor

amp wrote:

It's got a nice ring to it all right.

Your new website http://www.marshallamps.com/

amp

Shut up Victor. Anyway, I'm more like marshmallow amps.:o

GayYourselfUp

Is the entire universe nothing more than a meaningless statistical inevitability?

And when was the first time you took it up the pooper?

Lust4Life

Why does Lyle Lovett look that way?

Terry

i need to post a letter, but i can't find the stamp that was on my desk. have you seen it?

i know it's a bit messy and stuff, what with all the loose cigarette papers, but i know it was around here somewhere.

amp

GayYourselfUp wrote:

Is the entire universe nothing more than a meaningless statistical inevitability?

Well, I think it's slightly more complicated than that.

And when was the first time you took it up the pooper?

See usually I'd parse this as "URE GAY!" but when posted by someone calling themselves GayYourSelfUp, it seems that it's more of a fantasy than a flame.

Take that Polmki fellow who endlessly re-registers and is obsessed with bumming and gay sex in general, what's he trying to prove? That he's gay? That people who are gay are bad people? I don't know and I'm pretty sure neither of you do either.

amp

Lust4Life wrote:

Why does Lyle Lovett look that way?

There once was a muso called Lyle,
Who's hair stood up about a mile,
He's a face like a cliff
Roberts once thought it triff'
Was he dropped on his face as a child?

Shabadu

I need beers advice. Should I wear my hair curly or straight? Should I drink Guinness, wine or whiskey? Should I constantly make innuendo filled remarks about the sex mods?

amp

julep wrote:

i need to post a letter, but i can't find the stamp that was on my desk. have you seen it?

i know it's a bit messy and stuff, what with all the loose cigarette papers, but i know it was around here somewhere.

Check your roaches

amp

Shabadu wrote:

I need beers advice. Should I wear my hair curly or straight?

When it comes to female fashion I am at sea. From what I understand there's a complex relationship between hairstyles and clothing. Certain hairstyles seem to be no-no's with certain tops.

It also doesn't help that the only time I've ever been a woman I wore a wig.

Should I drink Guinness, wine or whiskey?

My gut reaction is telling you to mix all three, but I fear that would give you a gut reaction of an entirely different nature.

Should I constantly make innuendo filled remarks about the sex mods?

I think you know the answer to that already