One-Liner Jokes

gazelec

A cat falls in a pool,a rooster laughs! Moral of the story:a wet pussy makes a cock good

zuchum

it's true what they say about women, it's an irregular plural.

byrner88

BOBFOC = Body of baywatch face of crimewatch

dak

whats a hindu? Lays eggs

dak

Assassins do it from behind.

Chess players mate better.

Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK.

Never assume. It makes an “ass” out of “u” and “me”.

overexcitedaj

cloinsigh wrote: »

What's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics?

Icecream!!!

thats evil but i still laughed aloud when reading it:D

dak

How did the electrician loose all power at home ?
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.He went back to a single phase .

Homer

A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way...

byrner88

Man to Barman have you got salty nuts? barman replies no its just the way im walking

Marchandire

"Whats the most useless thing you'll ever see on a woman?"













"A drunk Irishman"

Shacklebolt

My girlfriend wanted to be treated like a princess-so I crashed her Mercedes into a tunnel wall.

Rugby players do it with odd-shaped balls.

gabigeist

How many dyslexics to change does it take a lightbulb?

Heisenberg.

This post has been deleted.

Shacklebolt

How many of you have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.

Jay D

What does DNA stand for?


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National Dyslexic Association

dak

Jay D wrote: »

What does DNA stand for?


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National Dyslexic Association

AND?????????????

Jay D

t'is the joke section, what more do you want?

Hagar

dak wrote: »

AND?????????????

Jay D wrote: »

t'is the joke section, what more do you want?

Whoosh...

dak

Jay D wrote: »

t'is the joke section, what more do you want?

Wheres your sense of humour ? Its a Dyslexic joke

AND Andorra (International Auto Identifier)
AND Any Day Now
AND Alpha Numeric Display (aviation)
AND Access Network Design
AND Aid to the Needy Disabled (SSI)
AND Allow Natural Death (medical charts)
AND Association for the Neurologically Disabled of Canada
AND Aircraft Nose Down
AND Active Nutation Damping
AND Automatic Network Dialing
AND Asiatic Newcastle Disease
AND Active Network Diagram

NAD Namibian Dollar (ISO currency code)
NAD National Association of the Deaf
NAD National Advertising Division
NAD North American Datum (used for geographic reference)
NAD Nanggroe Aceh Darussalam (Indonesia)
NAD National Appeals Division
NAD Gonad
NAD Nadir Aperture Door
NAD National Aboriginal Day
NAD National Academy of Design
NAD Network Access Device
NAD New Acoustic Dimension (amplifier)
NAD Naval Ammunition Depot
NAD North Atlantic Division (US Army Corps of Engineers)
NAD Ned's Atomic Dustbin (band)
NAD No Abnormality Detected
NAD No Acute Distress
NAD No Apparent Distress
NAD Nitric Acid Dihydrate



DNA Department(al) Network Administrator
DNA Deoxyribonucleic Acid
DNA Genentech, Inc (stock symbol)
DNA Does Not Apply
DNA Did Not Attend
DNA Do Not Ask
DNA Did Not Answer
DNA Designated National Authority
DNA Data Not Available
DNA Directia Nationala Anticoruptie (Romanian)
DNA Do Not Answer (cell phone)
DNA Defense Nuclear Agency
DNA Digital Network Architecture
DNA Distributed interNet Applications
DNA Did Not Attack (Dana Carvey)
DNA Dermatology Nurses' Association
DNA Digital Nonlinear Accelerator
DNA Do Not Adopt (used by animal shelters to refer to animal abusers)
DNA Do Not Admit

the immortals

did i tell that deja vu joke?...............

dak

Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
Steals Clock, Faces Time
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

jinksdub

What's the best trait a comedian can have timing?

Shacklebolt

Bi-curious George

Your nightmares are real.

The Dyslexia associations book of wild animals of....hey lets go watch TV!

Why mommy has so many boyfriends.

The magical kingdom across the busy motorway.

Overheal

they must have named Oranges before they made carrots.

"What are these called? Oranges"

"What are these called? Oh ****."

nicfd

Mary had a little sheep and with that sheep she did sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram and that's how mary got her lamb!

dak

nicfd wrote: »

Mary had a little sheep and with that sheep she did sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram and that's how mary got her lamb!

Bah - nama ra ma! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HeatLoad

What did the indian say to the mermaid.......How

dak

My wife asked me if I could bring the magic back in our relationship.
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So I disappeared!

Jay D

Olympic horse in doping scandal:
The horse was also found to have unusually high levels of test-horse-terone

All is well though and the horse is in a stable condition


They were on class hay drugs

byrner88

If blind people wear dark glases why dont deaf people wear ear muffs