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01-12-2003, 12:58   #121
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Two sausages are in a frying pan, one turns to the other and says "Jeez, its getting hot in here". The other one says "AAAAAAGH, A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Absolute Genius.
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02-12-2003, 00:04   #122
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two S*A*R*S are sitting in a petri dish.
one turns to the other jesus im starving.
the otherone says tell me about it. id murder a chinese.
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02-12-2003, 17:45   #123
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Two sausages are in a frying pan, one turns to the other and says "Jeez, its getting hot in here". The other one says "AAAAAAGH, A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"
But wouldn't that make him a talking sausage? This joke can be told adifferent way, like with an animal and a person. Sorry but this had to be addressed.
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03-12-2003, 07:38   #124
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But wouldn't that make him a talking sausage? This joke can be told adifferent way, like with an animal and a person. Sorry but this had to be addressed.
Horsefumbler, this is an old joke - not real life

These one liners are for a giggle, not for deep analysis. I think some people need to get out more.

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pobodys nerfect!!!

<teacher>what happened to your program?
<me> K9 error, my dog ate it
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11-12-2003, 20:33   #126
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why do nude female parachutists wear tampons???

it stops em whistling on the way down!!

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16-12-2003, 21:30   #127
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did you here the one about the kerry man who invented the toilet, it was a dub who put the hole in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when myra hindley and two children were walking up the moors, the two children said "myra we're scared", she replied "you's are scared, i have to walk back on me own!!!!!!
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18-12-2003, 13:10   #128
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I wanted to be Ireland's first masochist but someone beat me to it.
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18-12-2003, 13:34   #129
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She was only a poteen makers daughter - but he loved her still.
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18-12-2003, 13:53   #130
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I asked Santa for something to wear and something to play with.
He left me a pair of trousers with a hole in the pocket.
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18-12-2003, 22:21   #131
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This is my favouite joke and the one joke i only remember.. its good...i think... no actually its brilliant..

why are blond bimbo jokes so short?

so men can remember them....

hee hee
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19-12-2003, 00:56   #132
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Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

What do you call someone who makes rash decisions ?
A dermatologist.
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19-12-2003, 22:16   #133
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20-12-2003, 02:10   #134
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That joke makes me wanna cry blood ! Oh the pain. :dunno:

Hey new smiley...wuhoo ! :dunno:
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She was only an architect's daughter but she let the Borough Surveyor.
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