Things That Trivially Annoy You.

storker · 20-02-2019 2:08pm

New Home wrote: »

*Swoons*

I know, I know...happiness overload, obviously. I know the signs when I see them...

Nausea too?

New Home · 20-02-2019 2:09pm

storker wrote: »

I know, I know...happiness overload, obviously. I know the signs when I see them...

Nausea too?

Nah, I avoid looking at myself in the mirror.

Sephiroth_dude · 20-02-2019 2:14pm

T'ad at this Bloody weather, cold one minute mild the next.

New Home wrote: »

You're going to get me a new, wider mattress?? ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?!?!?! :eek::mad::mad:

Classic homeo, I knew you'd say something like that

watch now she'll call me out for calling her classic as old "Oh sooo you're calling me old "

.

New Home · 20-02-2019 2:16pm

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

T'ad at this Bloody weather, cold one minute mild the next.

Classic homeo, I knew you'd say something like that

watch now she'll call me out for calling her classic as old "Oh sooo you're calling me old " .

OI! Are you calling me predictable?!? :eek::mad:

Sephiroth_dude · 20-02-2019 2:18pm

New Home wrote: »

OI! Are you calling me predictable?!? :eek::mad:

storker · 20-02-2019 2:26pm

New Home wrote: »

Nah, I avoid looking at myself in the mirror.

Don't sell yourself short, I'm sure you're gorgeous.

(All the same, maybe you should send me a pic to be on the safe side...:D)

New Home · 20-02-2019 2:30pm

storker wrote: »

Don't sell yourself short, I'm sure you're gorgeous.

(All the same, maybe you should send me a pic to be on the safe side...:D)

I did get new glasses, though.

storker · 20-02-2019 2:35pm

New Home wrote: »

I did get new glasses, though.

Phoooarrrrrrr!!!

CrowdedHouse · 20-02-2019 3:06pm

New Home wrote: »

Well, in fairness, not once have you mentioned your road frontage... what's a girl to do, hmm?

I beg your pardon,
I never promised you a rose garden,

Boom_Bap · 20-02-2019 3:07pm

Succubus_ wrote: »

TA'd that I don't have a boards boyfriend

How do I upgrade to boyfriend from man-whore?

CrowdedHouse · 20-02-2019 3:08pm

New Home wrote: »

CrowdedHouse is free, or so I'm told.

Leave Cleo out of this, she's a married woman and considerably younger than me unlike you

storker · 20-02-2019 3:13pm

Boom_Bap wrote: »

How do I upgrade to boyfriend from man-whore?

Isn't that a downgrade?

Ariadne · 20-02-2019 3:15pm

Boom_Bap wrote: »

How do I upgrade to boyfriend from man-whore?

Stop whoring around on everyone's love match lists

retro:electro · 20-02-2019 3:15pm

Has anyone ever thrust themselves by pure rage into SKY HQ and single handedly Kung Fu’d that automated piece of shlt waffle cnut machine out of the window, or am I about to be the first?

TA’d that by the time I’m put through to a living breathing human I’m literally on the verge of tears and too wound up to be pretend nice

New Home · 20-02-2019 3:17pm

CrowdedHouse wrote: »

Leave Cleo out of this, she's a married woman and considerably younger than me unlike you

Wait... CLEO IS SUCCUBUS???? :eek::eek::eek: What sorcery is this?!?!? :eek::eek::eek:

:pac:
You can give her your new mattress, since you have one going spare.

Boom_Bap · 20-02-2019 3:21pm

Succubus_ wrote: »

Stop whoring around on everyone's love match lists

NEVER!!! I'm an internet man hoooorrrrrr.

But maybe it's time to dial back the level of creep

CrowdedHouse · 20-02-2019 3:24pm

New Home wrote: »

Wait... CLEO IS :
You can give her your new mattress, since you have one going spare.

Janey it's a Latexco specially imported from Belgium, I think I'll hang on to it cos someone will come begging

Rubberlegs · 20-02-2019 6:58pm

I was watching an episode of Daredevil last night and Karen's ear was sticking out through her hair. This is something that when I see it on anyone it irrationally annoys me. I wanted to reach through the screen and tuck her hair behind her ear

Trigger Happy · 20-02-2019 7:06pm

Did anyone ever mention resealable packs?
I get my little hopes up everytime..:

fussyonion · 20-02-2019 7:19pm

TA at the amount of off-topic chat in this thread.

Your Face · 20-02-2019 7:25pm

When I have to print something out, a pdf file for example and the way the file was made I have to print out the background.
Ages printing and such a waste.

Rubberlegs · 20-02-2019 7:52pm

The cooker sometimes makes a weird noise that sounds exactly like the start of the Doctor Who theme tune . Very annoying since it is my ringtone

Pawwed Rig · 20-02-2019 7:59pm

RMAOK wrote: »

Use a capital E

I hate you

Pawwed Rig · 20-02-2019 8:00pm

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

ctrl+alt+4, genuinely. €!!!

and you

s4uv3 · 20-02-2019 8:30pm

I'm annoyed at myself because I had a temper tantrum today.
I had a clothes-horse outside and it fell over, and when I went to pick it up it collapsed. Already stressed and pissed-off, I flung the clothes-horse and kicked it :eek:

Rubberlegs · 20-02-2019 9:08pm

s4uv3 wrote: »

I'm annoyed at myself because I had a temper tantrum today.
I had a clothes-horse outside and it fell over, and when I went to pick it up it collapsed. Already stressed and pissed-off, I flung the clothes-horse and kicked it :eek:

I bet it felt good at the time though

s4uv3 · 20-02-2019 9:29pm

Rubberlegs wrote: »

I bet it felt good at the time though

Fantastically

partyguinness · 20-02-2019 10:09pm

Unrealistic runners who position themselves in the wrong starting pen at the start of a run(10k half marathin etc). Everyone flies past them and they almost cause an accident and sometimes there may be 3-4 friends together. They will make it worse by running abreast and usually middle aged women.

Had it again last Sunday: a cheeky half marathon and i went into the 1:40 projected finish pen (finished in 1:37) so was bang on in the right place.

But these fcking idiot middle aged men and women were actually positioned 1:30-1:35 lanes and running abreast. Felt like boxing the heads off them running past. You can just tell- their fat middle aged asses is a dead giveaway as everyone flies past them. It is dangerous at the start of a race. There was even more guys further on we had to pass out- overweight, love handles and about to drop dead 400 metres into a 13.1 mile run. Just one look at their body and you know sunshine ain't running 1:35...closer to 2:35.

There was a young guy beforehand chatting to his buddy next to me. He admitted he had never run over 10 miles and he did that in 1hr 47....which is complete ****e. I am no champion but I do it in 1hr 12 and yet this twat is standing next to me in the 1:40 pen.

Those idiots are probably still out on the course 3 days on.

RMAOK · 20-02-2019 10:22pm

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

I hate you

:D:D

Kitty6277 · 20-02-2019 10:37pm

Succubus_ wrote: »

Ah but Newie, his heart belongs to you. Also TA'd that I don't have a boards GF by the way

Well, you were on my list twice

Sephiroth_dude · 20-02-2019 10:48pm

Kitty6277 wrote: »

Well, you were on my list twice

Ta'd I didn't make kitty list or poochies list 😏🤔

Ariadne · 20-02-2019 10:50pm

Kitty6277 wrote: »

Well, you were on my list twice

And the position of my boards GF has been filled

New Home · 20-02-2019 10:55pm

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Ta'd I didn't make kitty list or poochies list 😏🤔

:D:D:D:D

We all know which one you prefer.

Sephiroth_dude · 20-02-2019 10:56pm

New Home wrote: »

:D:D:D:D

We all know which one you prefer.

Ohhhhhh homeo 😀🤦

fussyonion · 20-02-2019 11:05pm

Again with the off topic chat ðŸ™„

DareGod · 21-02-2019 2:41am

This thread has become a farce over the past few months.

Chats going on left right and centre. It's head wrecking scrolling through the nonsense that only the four people involved in the chat have any interest in.

Not to mention "TA's" that aren't T at all, but rather genuinely sad things. What is that about?

Just rename the thread "chats, sadness and trivial annoyances" if that's what it is. Current title is misleading.

That's my TA.

MuffinTop86 · 21-02-2019 3:13am

For the regular chatters you all seem like lovely people, but it is very boring to read.

TA with the obsession with Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper. Two “public figures” on Instagram delighted in the fact that she split from her fiance and added photos of ACTORS in a bloody mediocre film.
The man has a long term partner and children, FRO with that.

Sephiroth_dude · 21-02-2019 3:20am

🤐🤐🤐

Ta'd not being able too sleep

Irish Guitarist · 21-02-2019 8:08am

Flimsy cardboard CD cases. All the fragility of a record cover but with none of the coolness. When they're shrink wrapped the wrap is always so tight that it creases the cardboard into shite. They often have an opening at the side that lets dust in. The CD somehow pulls off the impossible feat of both being too tight in the case to get out, but so loose that it falls to the floor if you hold it opening side down. Schrodingers CD.

Ilovethe bonesofyou · 21-02-2019 9:25am

I don't really get the problem with people chatting on these types of threads. They're only lighthearted threads that are a bit of craic. They're not about serious or important topicsâ€‹ and nobody is forced to read.

Ariadne · 21-02-2019 11:03am

I don't want to adult today. Not even a little bit. *hides*

fussyonion · 21-02-2019 11:03am

Ilovethe bonesofyou wrote: »

I don't really get the problem with people chatting on these types of threads. They're only lighthearted threads that are a bit of craic. They're not about serious or important topics and nobody is forced to read.

See the rules perhaps?

Welcome to the newnew Trivial Annoyance thread. Breathe in that new new thread smell, embrace it and then let fly with your TA's (Trivial Annoyances)

But before you do, there are some rules. These are the rules that will be strictly enforced. If they are broken they will be punished in a way that will trivially annoy you. It may be a ban of random length, it may be a public flogging, it may be a thread ban, you may need to serve an embarrassing punishment before you are allowed to return.

- This is not a chat thread, so no jumping into conversation off the back of someone's TA."""

CrowdedHouse · 21-02-2019 11:08am

TA'd at backseat and/or wannabe mods.

branie2 · 21-02-2019 11:09am

Robot dance moves

Boom_Bap · 21-02-2019 11:17am

fussyonion wrote: »

See the rules perhaps?

Welcome to the newnew Trivial Annoyance thread. Breathe in that new new thread smell, embrace it and then let fly with your TA's (Trivial Annoyances)

But before you do, there are some rules. These are the rules that will be strictly enforced. If they are broken they will be punished in a way that will trivially annoy you. It may be a ban of random length, it may be a public flogging, it may be a thread ban, you may need to serve an embarrassing punishment before you are allowed to return.

- This is not a chat thread, so no jumping into conversation off the back of someone's TA."""

That is a brilliantly written rule, I have to admit. Kudos to whoever wrote that. :pac::pac:

But.....that was written ages ago, I believe that the thread has evolved mucho since that rule was written and the type of chat that was taking place at that time has long since been removed from the thread. Plus AH has evolved quite a bit since then based on feedback and the whatnot.

Now, back to the TA, I had flax seeds in my cereal today. The toilet roll in work in way too rough for the day I have ahead.

Ariadne · 21-02-2019 11:18am

Can we please stop bickering or we will be in trouble with the mods. Off topic chat used to be immediately stopped when moderation was heavier handed and it was a pain in the arse, you couldn't have a bit of craic. I'm very glad that the moderation seems to have been relaxed so can we just all get along. I can see that you might be annoyed scrolling through off-topic chat if you just want to read trivial annoyances but it is just a bit of light hearted chat, it isn't harming anyone and just keep scrolling if you don't want to read.

retro:electro · 21-02-2019 12:11pm

Woke up feeling horrific. Nose blocked, ears blocked, head blocked, blocked blocked.
I also had a dream that I had to crawl through a narrow space to get out of a room and I got stuck, and the feeling of claustrophobia still hasn’t left me.

Dial Hard · 21-02-2019 12:20pm

Ilovethe bonesofyou wrote: »

I don't really get the problem with people chatting on these types of threads. They're only lighthearted threads that are a bit of craic. They're not about serious or important topics and nobody is forced to read.

We're forced to scroll past, though.

Mam of 4 · 21-02-2019 12:22pm

Have to go out but am waiting on someone to collect something from the house first . At 10.30 they said they'd be here soon , still waiting ...

Kitty6277 · 21-02-2019 12:29pm

TA’d that my gym session last night was really tough. I did the same things I have been doing but for some reason, I really struggled

Things That Trivially Annoy You.

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