Dental plan!

Omackeral · 14-05-2012 9:06pm

From the episode with the 'Angel' found in the excavation site.

Moe (to a skeptical Lisa): ''If you're so sure about what it ain't, how about telling us what it am?''

corblimey · 18-05-2012 11:11am

Homer: Oh... We always have one good kid and one lousy kid. Why can't both our kids be good?
Marge: We have three kids, Homer.
Homer: Marge, the dog doesn't count as a kid!

Volvagia · 18-05-2012 12:14pm

Old Shelbyvillian Man: And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Shelbyville. They had banished the awful lemon tree forever, because it was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice.

the purple tin · 18-05-2012 12:44pm

They think they're so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without pants.

Dothehustle · 18-05-2012 2:01pm

Remember the time he ate my goldfish?
And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart?
Why did I have the bowl?

a fat guy · 18-05-2012 2:33pm

Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”

Tar.Aldarion · 18-05-2012 3:03pm

Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*

krudler · 18-05-2012 3:04pm

Badger my ass, its probably Milhouse

Winston Payne · 18-05-2012 3:11pm

ChiefWiggumPIwillreturn!

...Rightnow!

Witcher · 18-05-2012 4:46pm

Homer: Aw, I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?

GLaDOS · 18-05-2012 4:49pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*

Dothehustle wrote: »

Remember the time he ate my goldfish?
And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart?
Why did I have the bowl?

It's my job to be repetitive. My job. My job. Repetitiveness is my job.

corblimey · 19-05-2012 11:25am

L. T. Smash: It's a three-pronged attack: subliminal, liminal and superliminal.
Lisa: Superliminal?
L. T. Smash: I'll show you. (leans out of window) Hey, you! Join the Navy!
Carl: Uh, yeah, all right.
Lenny: I'm in.

im invisible · 19-05-2012 5:48pm

feels like i'm wearing nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all...

the purple tin · 20-05-2012 2:42pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHVxjMT1-os

Wompa1 · 20-05-2012 5:11pm

"There's a lot of flag burners who have got to much freedom, I want to make it legal for policemen to beat 'em cus there's limits to our liberties at least hope and pay that there are before those liberal freaks go too far"

Finest political satire ever and it was so long ago now too!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl3sgKj6oTQ

Wompa1 · 20-05-2012 5:15pm

I'm a guy and I'd like to f**k Phil Hartmans voice. It's so class

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bps-xbo8wnA

http://youtu.be/FtVllgTPyfk

http://youtu.be/htVkGx4_GqA

http://youtu.be/0u9JAt6gFqM

Jordan 199 · 20-05-2012 5:36pm

^ Troy McClure is a legend.

Hi. I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident, Stupid."

Jordan 199 · 21-05-2012 4:42am

Homer: Tom Landry's hat, and it's autographed. "To Berman's Dry Cleaning. Best wishes, Tom Landry."

Bart: Why don't you buy it?

Homer: I can't buy that. Only management type guys with big salaries like me can afford things like that.

Homer: Guys like me! I'm a guy like me.

dave3004 · 21-05-2012 5:23am

Homer: You gave both dogs away? You know how I feel about giving !

suicide_circus · 21-05-2012 8:04am

Riddle101 wrote: »

Mr Burns: I'll keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship. These
are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
When opportunity knocks, you don't want to be driving to a maternity
hospital or sitting in some phony-baloney church...... Or synagogue.

I love the emphasis and disgust in his voice when he says synagogue

mackeire · 21-05-2012 9:45am

Jordan 191 wrote: »

^ Troy McClure is a legend.

Hi. I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident, Stupid."

You might remember me from such films as, the presidents neck is missing.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 21-05-2012 11:40am

In a bold move that has stunned Hollywood insiders, newly-divorced
comeback-kid Troy McClure has turned down the supporting lead in McBain
IV to direct and star in his own pet project: The Contrabulous
Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel. Will the gambit pay off? 20th
Century Fox is betting... it will.

Vicxas · 21-05-2012 1:50pm

Homer: Oh look! Im making people happy! im from happy land, and I live in a magical gumdrop house on lollipop laaaane!

Homer: By the way I was being sarcastic

Marge: Well, duh!

the purple tin · 21-05-2012 6:49pm

Mr Burns: [over the tanoy] Now, a few more details about this year's company picnic- it's at the plant, no food will be served, the only activity will be work... and the picnic is cancelled.

corblimey · 22-05-2012 9:28am

Ned: All right, that's it, young man. No Bible stories for you tonight!
Maude: Weren't you a little hard on him?
Ned: Well, you knew I had a temper when you married me.

Wompa1 · 23-05-2012 5:46am

"Yeah! I seen him, that is to say I saw him!" Next scene
"YEAHHHHH I saw him alright, that is to say I seen him"

RobbingBandit · 23-05-2012 7:36am

Lisa: "I had a cat named Snowball,she died, SHE DIED. Mom said she was sleeping, she lied,SHE LIED. Why oh why is my cat dead, couldn't that Crysler of hit me instead."

dave3004 · 23-05-2012 7:43am

Bart: There was an optics convention and I wasn't told...You go now !

dave3004 · 23-05-2012 7:44am

Homer: Marge, I don't apologise, I'm sorry that's just the way I am.

RobbingBandit · 23-05-2012 7:48am

Bart: Ow my ovaries.

Dental plan!

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