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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names]

Jaafa · 2011-04-13 20:56:22

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account. One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine. She said and I quote: "Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!" She was promptly removed from my friends…

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#4452 31-05-2013 11:52am

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ronan45 wrote: »

36 year old guy .... yet another typical "Im at the Gym update" look at me

Tags himself at **** GYM

Status Update
"Ok Crunch time with (tags gym teacher) YES WE ARE IRON MEN Lets F-ing do this"

Then to add insult to Injury... Posts a picture of himself lifting weights with the caption "No Sweat"

15 likes.......... :rolleyes:

I'm always so tempted to comment with a link to this ad when people break out the gym statuses :P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESuHkSOhmas

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#4453 31-05-2013 11:58am

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#4454 31-05-2013 12:01pm

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Gym updates really are the ultimate in pathetic narcissism and are up there with food shots in terms of pointless status updates that nobody else cares about.

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#4455 31-05-2013 1:03pm

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This was on my newsfeed the other day.......

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#4456 31-05-2013 1:38pm

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IrishFeeney92 wrote: »

I actually called a girl out on this once, same thing " Such a **** day" followed by comments like "chat me hun" and "are ya okay?"

To say I went to town on her was an understatement, now I was just plain cruel(cos im an awful wnaker on Facebook, yes im that guy) , but at the time I did it, she actually wnt so far as to take a screenshot of my comments, block out my name and post it as a status giving out about people

I found it hilarious

was delighted I ruined her day

Well that's just as bad as the people who attention-seek to be honest, sincerely doubt you're impressing anybody with that.

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#4457 31-05-2013 1:46pm

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gubber wrote: »

This was on my newsfeed the other day.......

They weren't very happy when I threw my bearskin rug over to them. Ungrateful bastards...

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#4458 31-05-2013 1:55pm

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On Luis Suarez wanting to leave Liverpool

"Another one bites the dust literally great player but feckin idiot gud riddance"

Calls him an idiot and then spells "good" as "gud" :pac:

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#4459 31-05-2013 3:39pm

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Richard Hillman wrote: »

On Luis Suarez wanting to leave Liverpool

"Another one bites the dust literally great player but feckin idiot gud riddance"

Calls him an idiot and then spells "good" as "gud" :pac:

You also have to laugh at "He's such a great player! But what an idiot for wanting to go to a club that can utilise his talents better!" attitude. :P

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#4460 01-06-2013 1:04pm

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"Think ill clean out some of my friends list. sorry in advance :P"

Usually delete people who put up this nonsense but I actually like this person, unfortunately.

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#4461 01-06-2013 6:22pm

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Is anyone else who is following Hope Ur Ok Hun just waiting with anticipation for the moment when she finds out that Brad in fact lives no where near Disney Land? I genuinely look forward to her posts! :L

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#4462 01-06-2013 6:57pm

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FreeFallin94 wrote: »

Is anyone else who is following Hope Ur Ok Hun just waiting with anticipation for the moment when she finds out that Brad in fact lives no where near Disney Land? I genuinely look forward to her posts! :L

It's ever funnier than that! "Her" last post was tagged as being near Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. Brads mother speaks French, cos she's French Canadian. I don't think "she" realises that "she's" not in America :pac:

I added the quotation marks to gender as I'm fairly certain it's a bloke that runs that account

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#4463 01-06-2013 6:59pm

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Haha I kant kope

:)

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#4464 02-06-2013 5:49pm

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FreeFallin94 wrote: »

Is anyone else who is following Hope Ur Ok Hun just waiting with anticipation for the moment when she finds out that Brad in fact lives no where near Disney Land? I genuinely look forward to her posts! :L

Lol today's is very funny

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#4465 02-06-2013 9:26pm

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Lisha wrote: »

Haha I kant kope

:)

Is that you, Kim Kardashian?

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#4466 02-06-2013 9:56pm

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Lisha wrote: »

Lol today's is very funny

Ottawa

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#4467 03-06-2013 11:29am

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coolhull wrote: »

Is that you, Kim Kardashian?

Choo choo

:)

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#4468 04-06-2013 12:54am

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So I am friends with the craziest girl on FB. She is absolutely mental, and puts literally everything up on her page. Absolutely everyone where I am from is friends with her or just stalks her page because it is just so entertaining. To give you an idea of her popularity, I showed her page to my sister who lives in Edinburgh. She proceeded to show her flatmates, who now all occasionally look at her profile. This girl is essentially the real live version of Hope Ur Ok Hun.

Today, she put up this gem:

"So da gossip from last nite my so called ex best mate .....is pregnant with my ex/first boyfriend she dosnt tell me she's with him an she dosnt tell me she's pregnant an d time she got with him myself an him we're working things out well I think u went a bit halo on revenge now wit me goin of wiv ur ex ..... !"

I am not joking- she actually thinks it is totally appropriate to put this stuff up. She once put a photo of herself in the bath up (with strategically placed bubbles, of course). I also recall her putting up a status saying "Gonna get fuked in 2 ways tonite!". Like I said- crazy. My best friend was actually this girl's neighbour so that's how I found out about her. Apparently she is just as mental in real life.

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#4469 04-06-2013 12:59am

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"Wats obama's second name"

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#4470 04-06-2013 3:14am

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lol

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#4471 04-06-2013 8:41am

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I shouldn't have to say it, but DO NOT give out links to peoples personal pages.

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#4472 04-06-2013 8:48am

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humanji wrote: »

I shouldn't have to say it, but DO NOT give out links to peoples personal pages.

Linky

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#4473 04-06-2013 9:37am

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I fall for it every bloody time!!!!

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#4474 04-06-2013 2:39pm

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humanji wrote: »

I fall for it every bloody time!!!!

That's your page? :eek:

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#4475 04-06-2013 9:33pm

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"no playa boii can win my love its sweetness that im thinkin of!"

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#4476 04-06-2013 9:36pm

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Aspiring wrote: »

"no playa boii can win my love its sweetness that im thinkin of!"

Neneh Cherry, no?

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#4477 04-06-2013 9:43pm

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Custardpi wrote: »

Neneh Cherry, no?

I have no idea haha I'm just quoting the facebook stunnas.

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#4478 04-06-2013 10:09pm

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Aspiring wrote: »

I have no idea haha I'm just quoting the facebook stunnas.

Yeah, just checked & it's a slight corruption of a lyric from "Buffalo Stance", replacing "money man" with "playa boi". Hey, if you're going to post attention seeking statuses, you might as well alleviate the damage somewhat by referencing some quality 80s pop.

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#4479 04-06-2013 11:23pm

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http://i.imgur.com/ITVMfTY.png?1?4617

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#4480 04-06-2013 11:55pm

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Jesus Christ the amount of "gud luk to all doin exams tomorrow" type updates is ridiculous. It was all over the news today about them starting tomorrow too. Does any other country go on about exams (that lets face are not all that important) as much?

Also, "rates? "

Fuck off!

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#4481 04-06-2013 11:58pm

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I have friends & family abroad, so, no, I only see the exam thing here..and the states.

I think it might have to with the fact that the LC is really the only "big exam" kids fo, if they had frequent assessment with a risk of forced repeating. This would change and only family involved of said kid would wish them luck.

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#4482 05-06-2013 12:15am

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Custardpi wrote: »

Yeah, just checked & it's a slight corruption of a lyric from "Buffalo Stance", replacing "money man" with "playa boi". Hey, if you're going to post attention seeking statuses, you might as well alleviate the damage somewhat by referencing some quality 80s pop.

You know these usual suspects, she'll probably have forgotten the song by tomorrow :rolleyes:

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#4483 05-06-2013 12:41am

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looking_around wrote: »

I have friends & family abroad, so, no, I only see the exam thing here..and the states.

I think it might have to with the fact that the LC is really the only "big exam" kids fo, if they had frequent assessment with a risk of forced repeating. This would change and only family involved of said kid would wish them luck.

It's just as bad in the UK. Every year around the time of the A-Levels there are the same old stories about the dumbing down of the eduction system and how someone who gets an A now would probably have only achieved a C in the magical times of Yore and there are too many people going to university and blah blah blah.

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#4484 05-06-2013 5:19am

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What's with couples talking to each other on facebook when they're in the same room ? Like seriously, WTF is wrong with people these days...

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#4485 05-06-2013 9:19am

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#4486 05-06-2013 9:40am

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:rolleyes:

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#4487 05-06-2013 10:15am

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I have been reading this thread for ages but never got one to post until this morning. "common qld take giv it a good lash tanight..."

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#4488 05-06-2013 10:18am

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The worst is 'check your inbox Hun'

They're already going to be notified that they have a new message, why leave them a post as well?

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#4489 05-06-2013 11:28pm

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LizT wrote: »

The worst is 'check your inbox Hun'

They're already going to be notified that they have a new message, why leave them a post as well?

Yuv gt mail Hun xx

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#4490 05-06-2013 11:30pm

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mackeire wrote: »

Yuv gt mail Hun xx

Raydin nw bbz

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#4491 05-06-2013 11:34pm

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mackeire wrote: »

Yuv gt mail Hun xx

Sent u a reply there hun x

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#4492 05-06-2013 11:38pm

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but i dnt wanna tlk bout it hun

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#4493 05-06-2013 11:53pm

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"Like for HO's only doin a feww"

Then a month later....

"Ugh can't stand people who do HO's just attention seekers"

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

Similarly...

"Ask me anythin (: (enter ask.fm link here)"

A month later

"Ask.fm is so stupid dunno why anyone wud use it"

These are not direct quotes, but merely rough quotes from the plethora of ****e I see on my news feed/homepage every day.

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#4494 05-06-2013 11:54pm

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Thwip! wrote: »

Raydin nw bbz

Raydin? Was this a culchie stunna haha love it.

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#4495 06-06-2013 12:05am

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Aspiring wrote: »

Raydin? Was this a culchie stunna haha love it.

Chatz ltrz bbz, baylin needs doen

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#4496 06-06-2013 12:12am

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"new fone mail me yur digits"

Blatant attention seeking.

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#4497 06-06-2013 12:17am

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Thwip! wrote: »

Chatz ltrz bbz, baylin needs doen

kk hunzo mii da is doin sylage ugh h8 lyf. WHY ARRE ALL YHOO MEN DA SAME.

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#4498 06-06-2013 12:18am

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BNMC wrote: »

"new fone mail me yur digits"

Blatant attention seeking.

I know males who have done this. I just had to slowly close the screen and sob manly tears of testosterone for mankind everywhere.

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#4499 06-06-2013 12:18am

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http://b-static.net/vbulletin/images/attach/png.gif

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#4500 06-06-2013 1:40am

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Someone on my news feed updates at least 4 times a week with a photo of her dog,if they have a day out at the lake or park,you get photo updates all day until the dog goes to sleep that night.
I like dogs,but this breaks my balls.

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#4501 06-06-2013 8:55am

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fathead82 wrote: »

I like dogs,but this breaks my balls.

Ok, her posts must be boring as hell, but I don't think I would let it affect my testicular health!

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