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Jaafa · 2011-04-13 20:56:22

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account. One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine. She said and I quote: "Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!" She was promptly removed from my friends…

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#4412 29-05-2013 11:53AM

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#4413 29-05-2013 12:52PM

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''Earth-quake last night ragin i missed it ha''

Why would you be disappointed in missing an earthquake?

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#4414 29-05-2013 01:00PM

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PizzamanIRL wrote: »

''Earth-quake last night ragin i missed it ha''

Why would you be disappointed in missing an earthquake?

Because it was only small and probably the last time there'll be an earthquake in Ireland in our lifetime. I'm raging I missed it too :L

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#4415 29-05-2013 01:01PM

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NegativeCreep wrote: »

Because it was only small and probably the last time there'll be an earthquake in Ireland in our lifetime. I'm raging I missed it too :L

Wasn't there one in Donegal in 2011?

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#4416 29-05-2013 01:04PM

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PizzamanIRL wrote: »

''Earth-quake last night ragin i missed it ha''

Why would you be disappointed in missing an earthquake?

I can understand someone wanting to experience a low risk level earthquake to gain an idea of what it's like.

What I don't understand is how they "missed" the earthquake? Seismic activity is hardly like a bus is it.

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#4417 29-05-2013 01:05PM

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Fluorescence wrote: »

Wasn't there one in Donegal in 2011?

Oh I meant in Dublin

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#4418 29-05-2013 01:13PM

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36 year old guy .... yet another typical "Im at the Gym update" look at me

Tags himself at **** GYM

Status Update
"Ok Crunch time with (tags gym teacher) YES WE ARE IRON MEN Lets F-ing do this"

Then to add insult to Injury... Posts a picture of himself lifting weights with the caption "No Sweat"

15 likes.......... :rolleyes:

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#4419 29-05-2013 01:53PM

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PizzamanIRL wrote: »

''Earth-quake last night ragin i missed it ha''

Why would you be disappointed in missing an earthquake?

Because it might be the only chance they'll have to feel the earth move…

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#4420 29-05-2013 02:16PM

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#4421 29-05-2013 05:38PM

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Is it just me or is nobody on Facebook today? I'm getting an update on my news feed about every 2 hours. Odd. Have they all seen this thread?

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#4422 29-05-2013 05:39PM

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Tara Small Scoreboard wrote: »

Is it just me or is nobody on Facebook today? I'm getting an update on my news feed about every 2 hours. Odd. Have they all seen this thread?

Maybe they've all seen the sun

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#4423 29-05-2013 05:40PM

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Tara Small Scoreboard wrote: »

Is it just me or is nobody on Facebook today? I'm getting an update on my news feed about every 2 hours. Odd. Have they all seen this thread?

Probably all out enjoying the sun

I'm getting so annoyed by these new emoticons, just saw
"what to do - (emoticon) feeling bored"

Seriously, not every little thought you have needs to be broadcast on Facebook...

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#4424 29-05-2013 08:05PM

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'Cum on Ireland'

Really? You've saved yourself one letter there. Can we bring back treason for the suggestion though.

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#4425 29-05-2013 09:45PM

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Big Idea.......

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#4426 30-05-2013 05:33PM

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From the things travellers say page

"Traveller Girl - Ill get ur URL an post it to every traveller I know

"Some guy - At least she spelt URL correctly

:pac:

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#4427 30-05-2013 09:38PM

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"dya know what i actually am not gonna putup d status i wasjus about 2, some thingr r better left unsaid"

Yet you posted this thoroughly inane drivel in its place. Surely the status you obviously want to post would be better than this asinine horseshit — it might have some meaning, at least. Her loving friends have, of course, followed up with the ever so predictable "u ok hun?" comments, met with the inevitable "yep, dnt wna tlk bout it" reply. As much as it pains me to admit it, I'd like to know what she's leaving unsaid. Whatever it is, I'm sure it'd be entertaining.

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#4428 30-05-2013 09:49PM

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gvn wrote: »

"dya know what i actually am not gonna putup d status i wasjus about 2, some thingr r better left unsaid"

Yet you posted this thoroughly inane drivel in its place. Surely the status you obviously want to post would be better than this asinine horseshit — it might have some meaning, at least. Her loving friends have, of course, followed up with the ever so predictable "u ok hun?" comments, met with the inevitable "yep, dnt wna tlk bout it" reply. As much as it pains me to admit it, I'd like to know what she's leaving unsaid. Whatever it is, I'm sure it'd be entertaining.

She probably stubbed her toe.

Whatever she was going to put up was never going to be interesting, that's why she's vaguebooking. She desperately wants people to think she's wrestling with some amazing drama when in reality she's bored, sitting in front of a computer and mildly irritated because her jeans are chaffing her muffin top.

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#4429 30-05-2013 10:15PM

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#4430 30-05-2013 10:18PM

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gvn wrote: »

"dya know what i actually am not gonna putup d status i wasjus about 2, some thingr r better left unsaid"

Yet you posted this thoroughly inane drivel in its place. Surely the status you obviously want to post would be better than this asinine horseshit — it might have some meaning, at least. Her loving friends have, of course, followed up with the ever so predictable "u ok hun?" comments, met with the inevitable "yep, dnt wna tlk bout it" reply. As much as it pains me to admit it, I'd like to know what she's leaving unsaid. Whatever it is, I'm sure it'd be entertaining.

I hate this sh*te so much. If you don't want to say what you're actually thinking, say nothing. Don't tell us that you were thinking something but don't want to say it!

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#4431 31-05-2013 08:55AM

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#4432 31-05-2013 11:52AM

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ronan45 wrote: »

36 year old guy .... yet another typical "Im at the Gym update" look at me

Tags himself at **** GYM

Status Update
"Ok Crunch time with (tags gym teacher) YES WE ARE IRON MEN Lets F-ing do this"

Then to add insult to Injury... Posts a picture of himself lifting weights with the caption "No Sweat"

15 likes.......... :rolleyes:

I'm always so tempted to comment with a link to this ad when people break out the gym statuses :P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESuHkSOhmas

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#4433 31-05-2013 11:58AM

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#4434 31-05-2013 12:01PM

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Gym updates really are the ultimate in pathetic narcissism and are up there with food shots in terms of pointless status updates that nobody else cares about.

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#4435 31-05-2013 01:03PM

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This was on my newsfeed the other day.......

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#4436 31-05-2013 01:38PM

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IrishFeeney92 wrote: »

I actually called a girl out on this once, same thing " Such a **** day" followed by comments like "chat me hun" and "are ya okay?"

To say I went to town on her was an understatement, now I was just plain cruel(cos im an awful wnaker on Facebook, yes im that guy) , but at the time I did it, she actually wnt so far as to take a screenshot of my comments, block out my name and post it as a status giving out about people

I found it hilarious

was delighted I ruined her day

Well that's just as bad as the people who attention-seek to be honest, sincerely doubt you're impressing anybody with that.

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#4437 31-05-2013 01:46PM

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gubber wrote: »

This was on my newsfeed the other day.......

They weren't very happy when I threw my bearskin rug over to them. Ungrateful bastards...

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#4438 31-05-2013 01:55PM

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On Luis Suarez wanting to leave Liverpool

"Another one bites the dust literally great player but feckin idiot gud riddance"

Calls him an idiot and then spells "good" as "gud" :pac:

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#4439 31-05-2013 03:39PM

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Richard Hillman wrote: »

On Luis Suarez wanting to leave Liverpool

"Another one bites the dust literally great player but feckin idiot gud riddance"

Calls him an idiot and then spells "good" as "gud" :pac:

You also have to laugh at "He's such a great player! But what an idiot for wanting to go to a club that can utilise his talents better!" attitude. :P

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#4440 01-06-2013 01:04PM

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"Think ill clean out some of my friends list. sorry in advance :P"

Usually delete people who put up this nonsense but I actually like this person, unfortunately.

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#4441 01-06-2013 06:22PM

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Is anyone else who is following Hope Ur Ok Hun just waiting with anticipation for the moment when she finds out that Brad in fact lives no where near Disney Land? I genuinely look forward to her posts! :L

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