Worst housemates ever?

useful_contacts · 02-02-2009 1:38am

This was not my flatmates but an exs flatmate.

He shared a house with his brother and a friend of theirs, his brother was lovely but his girlfriend was a complete cow.

My bf and i would be sitting on the couch watching tv hugging(not kissing or nothing id just have my head on his shoulder) and she,d be sitting across from us rolling her eyes muttering "Jesus get a room" . One night she was muttering away again so i said " Seen as you dont mind us hugging we might as well get more comfortable here" so i went over and started pretending to pick a porno out of the boys stash:) She went mad and stormed out, and she didnt dare do it again.

Also she was VERY loud during sex. Her room was across the hall from my bfs and at 5am she would wake us up. It wasnt just moaning it was her yelling "Oh yea im a bad girl and you love it" I was like "Ew":(

Was watching Top Gear in my bfs room with him one night and his brother and 2 of his mates came in to watch it aswell, she accused me an hour later of trying to have a gang bang with them all.

What a spa!!!

who007 · 02-02-2009 1:46am

Deleted User wrote: »

Was liviign with 3 people at the start of the college year. Two of them are the cheapest people I have ever met. One night for dinner the two of them shared 8 slices of Tesco value chees slices. For breakfast every day they would have half a tin Tesco or Lidl suasage in beans followed by half a tin of Tesco value sweetcorn. Their dinner would be the remainder of the two tins.

The cheapest of the two would always invite himself out drinking with me and my friends and would always want to do rounds ordering the most expensive drink he could get away with. When his round came he would always disappear to the bathroom before returning a short time later when he knew a new round was going and would ask for the same again. First time this happened I warned him and second time I flat out told him to go Fcuk himself. Worst thing was that at the time he was on a full grant, got some top up grant thing and a St Vincent De. Paul grant also.

He would go into my room when I was in college and take DVDs, my Xbox, cds and anything else he fancied. I had to start locking my door and even then I would come home to find the door handle screwed off as he had tried to get in. There were numerous other things he would do that we either downright cheap or creepy.

When he moved out a complet enut job moved in but that's a story for another time.

ehhmmmm... only after he moved out?!

I have a fair few - the english bird who accused me of stealing her key from teh front door while she was moving in. She hammered on my door and kept shouting at me which woke me up since I was on nightshift at the time.

The Welsh ole geezer who, when I walked into the sitting room the first day there with a turkey sandwich on a plate said - "That's my plate that is". (I was to know whose plate was who's in the cupboard - as if it was important anyway!!)

They young guy who couldn't understand the concept of flushing the toilet after taking a crap.

The nurse from Kerry who couldn't ever get my name right, took her foot completely off the accelerator when she got to the speed limit and jerked the car when she put it back every time the speed dropped.

The german couple who annoyed everyone in the house - they owed me for phone bills and the day they were leaving they left the money they owed - £15 in a bag of 1p and 2p coins! She couldn't watch the Simpsons on TV cos it was too violent. They always went on about how ugly the Irish were. She put up horrendous paintings she had done on every surface of every wall in the house. She would ring the front doorbell at 12 midnight and fall around laughing. One of us would get up and ask what was going on - she thought it would be funny to get her bf out of bed. he didn't give a toss and would stay in bed, leaving everyone else pissed off that she had woken them.

There are so many tbh I just can't remember them all. I think sharing with people brings out the worst in them and am glad not to be doing it any more or ever again!

Mind you I have been a bit of a handful myself at times but I won't go into that - I'll just let someone else tell those stories...

who007 · 02-02-2009 1:49am

useful_contacts wrote: »

so i went over and started pretending to pick a porno out of the boys stash:)

It wasnt just moaning it was her yelling "Oh yea im a bad girl and you love it" I was like "Ew":(

Those two sentences don't seem to fit in the same post! lol

useful_contacts · 02-02-2009 1:51am

who007 wrote: »

Those two sentences don't seem to fit in the same post! lol

what ya mean?

who007 · 02-02-2009 1:53am

useful_contacts wrote: »

what ya mean?

ah ya know - just that "I'm a bad girl and you love it" would be kinda tame in a porno, so a bit ironic to say "ew".. that's all.

useful_contacts · 02-02-2009 2:02am

who007 wrote: »

ah ya know - just that "I'm a bad girl and you love it" would be kinda tame in a porno, so a bit ironic to say "ew".. that's all.

I was saying Ew because you dont want to hear that coming from someone you know

AlkalineAcid · 02-02-2009 2:11am

Is reading else reading this and hoping they don't find a post from one of their roommates?

Red Hand · 02-02-2009 3:24am

I've recognised myself from 5 seperate posts on this thread.

AlkalineAcid · 02-02-2009 3:52am

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

I've recognised myself from 5 seperate posts on this thread.

All of the junky posts?

tannytantans · 02-02-2009 3:58am

I lived with a born again christian from africa, he used to corner us and ask us how much we loved jesus, he'd email and text us passages from the Bible. I got Angel cards for my birthday and a few days later he called a house meeting. he's found them (even though they were in my room) and began pointing at me and saying i was carrying out the work of the devil. He wanted my parents number so he could call them and tell them I was a witch.........

My roommate used to keep chocolate and crisps in our room. I'd often wake up at 3 or 4am to the sound of her chomping on them in the dark!Also our first night in the house she went sleepwalking and I woke up to find her standing over me with a knife from the kitchen!!!

A guy who was in my course moved in with us. Turned out he was super competitive and would hide his books, assignments in case i saw them. If i asked a simple question like when an assignment was due in he'd just say 'you should have listened in class'. He'd 'tell' our housemates on me if I got a question wrong in class. He'd hack into my college account to check my results as soon as they came out. And when I got higher than him in our Summer exams he refused to leave the house and moaned to anyone who listened that I must have cheated :rolleyes:

AlkalineAcid · 02-02-2009 4:02am

tannytantans wrote: »

I lived with a born again christian from africa, he used to corner us and ask us how much we loved jesus, he'd email and text us passages from the Bible. I got Angel cards for my birthday and a few days later he called a house meeting. he's found them (even though they were in my room) and began pointing at me and saying i was carrying out the work of the devil. He wanted my parents number so he could call them and tell them I was a witch.........

Ahahaha. Same situation right now. It's funny stuff.

homerun_homer · 02-02-2009 10:56am

The worst housemate I had was a friend of mine. 3 of us moved into a house locally 2 years ago for 14 months. Now we're young lads and have parties and like the stress free home life, but one of them was just messy. He would never clean up after himself. He's the type of guy that when he used the mop and bucket he would leave the dirty water in the bucket until someone came along to use it again, which at times could be a while. It stank the place out. He'd leave his washing in the washing machine for days and they would smell when he hung them out to dry inside the house because they were soggy for so long. The house always smelled musty.

His room and bathroom was what took the biscuit though. If you stepped foot in it it was like you couldn't breathe for there being no air. The bathroom sink and toilet were never cleaned and to see the state of it would turn your stomach.
The worst was when we moved out I was taking a last look at the place and found that he left a rake of rubbish and stuff behind. I had to take it upon myself to get rid of it all otherwise we would get docked more from our deposit.

AnonoBoy · 02-02-2009 10:58am

I'm a horrible housemate me. I have poor standards of hygiene, I steal people's food, have loud all-night parties midweek, take home anonymous strangers (guys and girls) and have sex loudly in different rooms of the house, I never pay bills or rent and will take your rent if you leave it lying out, I hog the TV and insist on watching hardcore pornography on it while your parents are visiting.

But this one guy I lived with was awful. I came home one day and he was listening to The Kaiser Chiefs. :eek:

I mean - that's just disgusting. Needless to say I moved out the next day.

LolaDub · 02-02-2009 1:26pm

Caoimhín wrote: »

Nice..;)

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

Giggidy...

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Dear diary......jackpot:D

As classy as she was read the hygeine part. She took a shower about once a week-ten days. She'd rarely have two in a week. If any guys were over she'd always come out of her room in underwear/towel/nightie, etc which was a little odd and uncomfortable especially when her part time boyfriend was there. I remember two of the lads saying although she was gorgeous when you got up close to her a funny smell hit you, he didn't know what it was until he went passed her room one day when the door was open and said the smell was horrific. She never had a toothbrush the whole time we were there either. Also the esb bill was her responsibility(we each had a bill in our names that we'd collect the money or and pay), ound out after she moved out that she'd never paid it and we now owed about 600 euro!

thermo66 wrote: »

Why didn't you tell him it was your turn to watch something??
Or change the station over when he was at the toilet !!!
He probably did it cos he got away with it.

The tv was fairly old and the buttons on the side didn't work, thats why he took the remote with him. When we'd ask to watch something he'd usually look at us like we were crazy and point to the highlighted tv guide saying he'd booked it. If ever (rarely we'd bother tbh) insisted that he'd watched it enough and we wanted to watch something now he would either start freaking out and screaming gibberish or would try and trade something. Like give me a tenner, or go make me a sandwich and you can watch 5 mins of your show but he would never let go of the remote.

*Roisin* · 02-02-2009 1:53pm

I lived with some insane girls about a year ago. Was myself and four other girls in the house. The bitchiest house you could ever set foot in...for example... We had one housemate who had lived there the year previously with some of the girls, they hadn't really liked her, as she was supposed to be epically mean with money, but she ended up staying on in the house so there was nothing they could say to her face. Instead they used to wait til she was out of the house, tell us all the stories about her from the last year, how she charged them all petrol money one day after saying she was nipping out to the shops (10 mins away) and would they like a lift. This girl was, to say the least, a little bit chubby, her boyfriend was even more so, so they used to spend ages debating whether the couple even had sex, or how they would be physically be able to (this included diagrams at one point!) They went into her room one night and found some black lingerie and showed to to everyone when she wasn't there, claiming it was like a sheet!

Same girls decided into the year to turn on me because I wasn't spending enough time with them! I was working 3 jobs at the time and under serious pressure from college and had heart problems. So because I wouldn't go out with them every week, they decided to mess with my head. Had an important deadline one night...they threw a party and invited random guys...turned the telly up to full volume and played cds through the dvd player. Left the guys full reign of the house while they themselves got stoned in the living room. Cue some random guys constantly wandering into my room and trying to get into bed with me (had no lock on the door), doing lines off the toilet seat right opposite my room, and having a **** outside my bedroom door!! Best bit of all, they used my beer for the lads and then wouldn't talk to me for months because I didn't come down for the craic!!

Could go on for pages with the bits they did...hid my library book for college so I had to pay epic fees, spread rumours all around college that I was having sex all over the house (I didn't...chance would be a fine thing!

), had their friend stay in my bed all the time without asking and then bitch that I was using their mirrors...Oh and the crazy, chubby one went mental at me one day when people arrived to view the house for the following year, even though it had been set up by the landlord!! So much so that the people called me from outside the house to check I was ok! Ah it was a fun year all the same and I still have the stories even if I was cracking up at the time

Forgot to mention the best bit....3 out of the 4 were into musicals, so they literally took over our house for 2 months, having meetings, practicing the songs, singing the songs, running the lines, watching the DVD's...if I ever hear those songs again I think I'd kill. Also meant everytime they had people over for a party or a few drinks, all of my friends would end up fleeing pretty damn early once the show tunes got broken out!

To be honest, they were nice people, but I think one didn't like me and managed to turn the rest against me. I did try and talk it out a few times, but it just got to bullying levels when it was 4 against 1 and they were using the silent tactics. Sucky sucky year.

midlandsmissus · 02-02-2009 1:57pm

I used to live with a guy who drank two bottles of whiskey straight every day. All of the girls in the house had underwear constantly going missing out of the washing machine.

When he took down the shower curtain because he said it was 'broken', and mysterious holes started appearing in the bathroom walls and ceiling, we all legged it.

Gummy Panda · 02-02-2009 2:43pm

This thread scares me just as much as the previous housemate thread. Some freaks out there.

Ostrom · 02-02-2009 2:55pm

Gummy Panda wrote: »

This thread scares me just as much as the previous housemate thread. Some freaks out there.

Sounds interesting, link?

Cuddlesworth · 02-02-2009 3:05pm

LolaDub wrote: »

The tv was fairly old and the buttons on the side didn't work, thats why he took the remote with him. When we'd ask to watch something he'd usually look at us like we were crazy and point to the highlighted tv guide saying he'd booked it. If ever (rarely we'd bother tbh) insisted that he'd watched it enough and we wanted to watch something now he would either start freaking out and screaming gibberish or would try and trade something. Like give me a tenner, or go make me a sandwich and you can watch 5 mins of your show but he would never let go of the remote.

I used to live with this girl who was a complete doormat. You could get away with anything, didn't even have to try argue with her she just caved. If your there mom, you suck.

fasty · 02-02-2009 3:09pm

I shared with a chap who didn't 100% understand that pots and pans should be properly cleaned after use and a quick rinse wouldn't do.

He never washed his hands before preparing food and couldn't wash dishes properly and if he needed to do washing he's dump my still wet clothes off the clothes horse for his own. When I confronted about this he mumbled something about it not being a problem and to put them on the radiator. I asked him why the **** he didn't put the stuff on the radiator if that was the case but just got more mumbles and lack of eye contact.

****, my heart used to sink when I'd come home from work and see the sitting room light on knowing he'd be parked on the couch with his laptop snorting at "funny" stuff he reads online while watching Discovery Channel at max volume without ever getting more than a mumbled hello out of him.

Any attempt to get him to chat about stuff was ignored. No interest in going to the pub for a pint, no interest in chatting about whatever was on TV or movies or even work since we do the same thing. I didn't want to be his best buddy, but the place was pretty small so I figured a bit of chit chat and getting to know him might be in order.

In the end I just had to move out and find somewhere with more people and a bit more craic. Never before have I seen a more boring, selfish, unhygenic person in my entire life.

tman · 02-02-2009 3:13pm

Lived with someone who definitely had a few screws loose, but it only became really apparent when she had been out of work for about 3 months and started laying on the crazy extra thick. I'm too nice to tell someone to shut the **** up, so I had to listen to her rambling about total cod**** for hours on end.

The other (male) flatmate had a tendency to sleepwalk into my room... In the nude:o
Came home at 5am one night and found the fecker asleep in my bed without a clue how he got there:p

Caoimhín · 02-02-2009 3:14pm

fasty wrote: »

Never before have I seen a more boring, selfish, unhygenic person in my entire life.

Ye didnt get along then?

LolaDub · 02-02-2009 3:19pm

Ugh i had a few flatmates who did the dumping of wet clothes too. One chap would take my clothes out of the machine mid cycle to wash his own and just leave them in a soaking heap on the floor.

Spore · 02-02-2009 3:39pm

Krieg wrote: »

I did live in an apartment where you could hear the tenant upstairs beating his girlfriend senseless every so often

Your silence feeds the violence

Stercus Accidit · 02-02-2009 3:43pm

just had bad flatmates who would always have parties until 11am and wreck the head when I'd have work.

Its just pure ignorance, and I'm glad I dont have to deal with that sh1te anymore, current roomate is fierce lazy etc. but so am I, so I dont give a fcuk.

As long as I get my sleep I'm happy.

partyguinness · 02-02-2009 4:10pm

I have been sharing with flatmates for over 12 years and TBH I am immune at this stage. So many stories but I usually have more trouble with Landlords than flatmates.

*The girl who went for a dump first thing every morning and NEVER flushed is a very recent example. Sad thing is..she is damn sexy but I just cant look at her in the same away again.

Lived with this Australian guy for a summer and he was some wanker..my boss owned the apartment and threw me in there..but Bruce was pissed as he wanted his mate to move in. So he started a campaign to make my life a misery...late night Sunday parties..kicking my post half way up the corridor..walking into my room in the middle of the night and asking when I was going..dumping my food..I had another place (and cheaper) to go but held onto the bitter end..

and when I left I took his passport with me and burnt it..he was due to fly to Australia a few days later for 3 months..so I smile when I think abouthis panic..revenge..and I spread a rumour that he was bi-sexual which really caught on..I heard it myself months later...

d-don · 02-02-2009 7:27pm

I was at a mates moving out party at her house a few years back anf she was sharing with this odd ball of a lad and half way through the party I had to go to the toilet. So there I am taking a piss and all of a sudden this manky whiff (off ****e) Low and behold someone had taken a huge dump in the rubbish bin in the toilet ! manky git

Kiera · 02-02-2009 8:02pm

It would be a toss-up between the panty wearing guy or the guy with chronic nose bleeds who never cleaned up after them. I had to throw my toiletries out evertime he bled due to blood getting on my shampoo, shower gel, toothbrush......He also thought it was ok to leave half his pubes all over the bath and not wash them away.

Shacklebolt · 02-02-2009 8:26pm

My friends room-mate complained because my friend was using his iPod at night (with earphones and on the other side of the room).

Ostrom · 02-02-2009 9:32pm

Shacklebolt wrote: »

My friends room-mate complained because my friend was using his iPod at night (with earphones and on the other side of the room).

Whats wrong with complaining about that

Sundy · 02-02-2009 10:30pm

efla wrote: »

Whats wrong with complaining about that

I roomed with my friend for a very short while, he claimed he couldnt go asleep with out listening to scooter at full volume. Head phones on or not you could still hear. try sleeping through that.

so i i broke his cd player not long before we left. I was sorry i didnt do it sooner

Armin_Tamzarian · 02-02-2009 10:38pm

Sundy wrote: »

I roomed with my friend for a very short while, he claimed he couldnt go asleep with out listening to scooter at full volume. Head phones on or not you could still hear. try sleeping through that.

so i i broke his cd player not long before we left. I was sorry i didnt do it sooner

Hey!!!
I used to listen to Scooter going to sleep.
And my room mate hated it.
And my CD player mysteriously stopped working one day.
Hmmmmmmm....

AlmightyCushion · 02-02-2009 10:40pm

No discussing PI threads, please.

Sundy · 02-02-2009 10:49pm

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

Hey!!!
I used to listen to Scooter going to sleep.
And my room mate hated it.
And my CD player mysteriously stopped working one day.
Hmmmmmmm....

Its called Karma

Dolbert · 02-02-2009 11:01pm

I once shared a house with a 40-something barman, who also happened to be an alcoholic. He used to come home blind drunk during random weeknights after his shift, and start banging on the door and screaming to be let in, even though he had his keys. This was so that he could start a row with whoever opened the door, about the washing-up/ bills/ who knows. He would then roam around the house shouting to himself for a while. Needless to say I kept my door locked... :mad:

hblock21 · 02-02-2009 11:06pm

LolaDub wrote: »

When we got back she was passed out on the couch in her underwear with a duvet clutching a bottle of tesco brand gin :eek:

That has made my week!!!!!!!!!

jester77 · 02-02-2009 11:31pm

LolaDub wrote: »

When we got back she was passed out on the couch in her underwear with a duvet clutching a bottle of tesco brand gin :eek:

LOL, that reminds me of a girl I once lived with. Walked into the bathroom one night and she was passed out over the toilet after puking all over it wearing nothing but a thong. She was a weird one, during the week she would weigh all her food to the ounce, then she would go out and get hammered and stuff her face with supermacs afterwords. Never saw the logic in it!

MaryCat! · 03-02-2009 12:25am

I lived with a guy in uni who had a ton of weird pets, like rats, snakes and things. Which is cool, so long as they are kept in their cages. He used to let them out around the house. Worst was when he was cooking, I was often cooking at the same time and his freaking rat would be crawling on his back and shoulder the whole time! GROSS!

Sgt Hartman · 03-02-2009 12:31am

Dolorous wrote: »

I once shared a house with a 40-something barman, who also happened to be an alcoholic. He used to come home blind drunk during random weeknights after his shift, and start banging on the door and screaming to be let in, even though he had his keys. This was so that he could start a row with whoever opened the door, about the washing-up/ bills/ who knows. He would then roam around the house shouting to himself for a while. Needless to say I kept my door locked... :mad:

I had a very similar housemate in Dublin but this guy was a 50-something alcoholic who worked for some taxi company. He used to come home pissed as a fart most nights and attempt to start arguments with either myself or my other housemates. He also coughed loudly and profusely during the night and one day he destroyed the bathroom with puke. This same individual almost set the house on fire one night when a housemate discovered him unconscious on the kitchen floor whilst two beef burgers were incinerating in the frying pan. On the subject of food I never seen the man eating anything healthy, he practically lived out of the local chipper. Also, in the mornings I would pass his room and I could hear a porno film on full blast inside there. A really horrible individual, I was glad to see the back of him.

thermo66 · 03-02-2009 1:54am

partyguinness wrote: »

I have been sharing with flatmates for over 12 years and TBH I am immune at this stage. So many stories but I usually have more trouble with Landlords than flatmates.

*The girl who went for a dump first thing every morning and NEVER flushed is a very recent example. Sad thing is..she is damn sexy but I just cant look at her in the same away again.

Lived with this Australian guy for a summer and he was some wanker..my boss owned the apartment and threw me in there..but Bruce was pissed as he wanted his mate to move in. So he started a campaign to make my life a misery...late night Sunday parties..kicking my post half way up the corridor..walking into my room in the middle of the night and asking when I was going..dumping my food..I had another place (and cheaper) to go but held onto the bitter end..

and when I left I took his passport with me and burnt it..he was due to fly to Australia a few days later for 3 months..so I smile when I think abouthis panic..revenge..and I spread a rumour that he was bi-sexual which really caught on..I heard it myself months later...

Nice one!!!

Seriously though whilst i don't condone random acts of sabotage some people do deserve revenge tactics.

bassnut · 03-02-2009 2:58am

i lived in a house in galway with four others. one guy was so stingy he complained almost every time the heat was on for more than a half hour per day and i only ever saw him eating tayto sandwitches...if the heat was on he would constantly remind us that we shoould invest in a big wooly jumper and hat scarf like himself indoors!! .i always whacked on the heat whenever i wanted in my room in winter which caused constant arguments with this miser..anyways when we came to move out and the agent looked through our rooms to see their condition .. the walls in this guys room were black with mold and dampness from not using the rads at all n we promptly lost a big chunk of our deposit! bloody skinflint wouldnt spend christmas.

shane86 · 03-02-2009 6:48pm

Id kill to live with some of the mad for it loonbags yiv described

Im moving out but if I wasnt Ida been in this gaff two years. My female housemate NEVER goes out socially. Normally Id be out either on a Friday or a Saturday, the very rare weekend never, the occasional weekend both nights. I would honestly reckon she goes out maybe one weekend in ten. Main problem with this, if I get in at 7:30 on a Friday she is in the sitting room watching tv until about 10:30. If I go out Friday that is grand, but if I get up at midday-1pm Saturday (which I always do whether Ive been out or not) she already has the tv for the rest of the day, and will stay there, again, until going to bed around 10pm (though luckily she always goes out for her Saturday shopping around the time The Prem is on RTE

). Dunno how she lives like that. In all my time here I havent seen one man or female friend around the gaff

She isnt the worst, she lets me have the tv when there is champions league or an Ireland qualifier on that I need to see, and would clear off whenever I had a bird around, but most days it is just watching oul sh1te on Living TV. tbh there is little on I want to watch anyway, we only have the old 18 channel NTL and there is pretty much nothing worth watcing that I havent seen a million times before but still, I miss relaxin on the couch channel hopping.

On the plus side she isnt a clean freak, I can leave empty cans or a dirty dish in the room no sweat

But when I was room hunting I just never seemed to come across the dirty party house with empty cans on the windowsill and doob smoke emanating from a living room blasting dance/rap that I want to live in

Everyone I know in work lives in that type of gaff

Ri_Nollaig · 03-02-2009 6:55pm

shane86 wrote: »

Id kill to live with some of the mad for it loonbags yiv described

Im moving out but if I wasnt Ida been in this gaff two years. My female housemate NEVER goes out socially. Normally Id be out either on a Friday or a Saturday, the very rare weekend never, the occasional weekend both nights. I would honestly reckon she goes out maybe one weekend in ten. Main problem with this, if I get in at 7:30 on a Friday she is in the sitting room watching tv until about 10:30. If I go out Friday that is grand, but if I get up at midday-1pm Saturday (which I always do whether Ive been out or not) she already has the tv for the rest of the day, and will stay there, again, until going to bed around 10pm (though luckily she always goes out for her Saturday shopping around the time The Prem is on RTE ). Dunno how she lives like that. In all my time here I havent seen one man or female friend around the gaff

She isnt the worst, she lets me have the tv when there is champions league or an Ireland qualifier on that I need to see, and would clear off whenever I had a bird around, but most days it is just watching oul sh1te on Living TV. tbh there is little on I want to watch anyway, we only have the old 18 channel NTL and there is pretty much nothing worth watcing that I havent seen a million times before but still, I miss relaxin on the couch channel hopping.

On the plus side she isnt a clean freak, I can leave empty cans or a dirty dish in the room no sweat But when I was room hunting I just never seemed to come across the dirty party house with empty cans on the windowsill and doob smoke emanating from a living room blasting dance/rap that I want to live in Everyone I know in work lives in that type of gaff

in all fairness do you think thats a bad flatmate?

Professey Chin · 03-02-2009 6:59pm

Ri_Nollaig wrote: »

in all fairness do you think thats a bad flatmate?

Nah. He just felt left out and needed to nitpick:pac:

03-02-2009 7:01pm

shane86 wrote: »

Id kill to live with some of the mad for it loonbags yiv described

You realise the mostly likely explaination for why you heaven't....is becuase your the household looneytune.

03-02-2009 7:05pm

I'm currently looking for a new place to live and in the past week have met some complete nut jobs. One prospective house had one rule which could not be broken on any ocassions. That rule was that only the 4 peoplewho lived there were allowed in the house, no friends or other halfs were allowed over and if this happened you would be asked to leave along with them. I had to ask her repeatedly to repeat herself as I could'nt believe it.

Another house with 5 lads told me and two otehr guys that they were only looking for a female. One of the lads living there told me "figure that she'll put out if we get her drunk".

One room was so small that to get into the room you had to partially open the door and squeeze through directly onto the bed. The room was about 4 foot by 7 foot and the bed barely fit inside.

propertypin.com · 03-02-2009 7:16pm

bassnut wrote: »

i lived in a house in galway with four others. one guy was so stingy he complained almost every time the heat was on for more than a half hour per day and i only ever saw him eating tayto sandwitches...if the heat was on he would constantly remind us that we shoould invest in a big wooly jumper and hat scarf like himself indoors!! .i always whacked on the heat whenever i wanted in my room in winter which caused constant arguments with this miser..anyways when we came to move out and the agent looked through our rooms to see their condition .. the walls in this guys room were black with mold and dampness from not using the rads at all n we promptly lost a big chunk of our deposit! bloody skinflint wouldnt spend christmas.

Oh really the problem was you always had your rads on wasting money. i told you many times to turn them off and you didnt, you were my worst housemate ever.

shane86 · 03-02-2009 7:32pm

Ri_Nollaig wrote: »

in all fairness do you think thats a bad flatmate?

Awful. I would gladly swap with the lunatic alcoholics who decide to throw mad house parties on a Tuesday night like some here described. At least they sound like a bit of craic.

It wouldnt be as bad if she watched decent tv, then I could sit in and watch too. Even merely watchable TV like Coronation Street or Pop Idol, **** it says I. But her favourite shows are as follows:

Sex and th City, Americas Top Model, Dancing on Ice, Big Brother and....the very worst....

Strictly Come Dancing. The worst thing about SCD was it seemed to have started in about August and wasnt over until Christmas, and seemed to be on for about 2 hours a night and once during the week. Most of these reality shows last only a month or two ffs

Ive always ended up living with older folks. My first gaff was a couple and an oul fella. The owner was sound, his missus....meh. The oul lad was gas, he didnt touch a drop of drink during the week, used to go away at the weekend, quite litreally not a can of his in the fridge, but he would get off work one weekday per fortnight, head to Sheriff St (where he grew up), get absoloutely tanked and fall in the door talking hilarious sh1te around 10pm, often with a random oul bird in tow. Up the next morning for work lhalf cut saying to me "jaysus who in the **** is that yoke in me room" :pac:

Deleted User wrote: »

Another house with 5 lads told me and two otehr guys that they were only looking for a female. One of the lads living there told me "figure that she'll put out if we get her drunk".

Once saw an ad in very broken English on Daft which went pretty much "we are looking for a girl, or even two girls! to share one room in our house with us nice funny guys"

Play--aaaa.....

They clearly reckoned that while one girl might mean sex two girls alone in a room together clearly meant they would be doing girl on girl in the middle of the night. I had a mental image of them rigging up a hidden camera.

You realise the mostly likely explaination for why you heaven't....is becuase your the household looneytune

MizzLolly · 03-02-2009 10:03pm

propertypin.com wrote: »

Oh really the problem was you always had your rads on wasting money. i told you many times to turn them off and you didnt, you were my worst housemate ever.

Is this a genuine comment? Did you really live with that guy? Or are you joking?

Armin_Tamzarian · 03-02-2009 10:24pm

Deleted User wrote: »

"figure that she'll put out if we get her drunk

That's quality, I'm still laughing...

Worst housemates ever?

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