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25-01-2021, 23:17   #4336
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Large Crystal ball for sale, paid €35 for it,
Just won lottery so selling on.

Sold for €20,000!
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27-01-2021, 09:05   #4337
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Too bad Anne Frank never watched Home Alone.

It could have been a real game changer.
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Large Crystal ball for sale, paid €35 for it,
Just won lottery so selling on.

Sold for €20,000!
I hope it was me that bought it.
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27-01-2021, 12:39   #4339
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I hope it was me that bought it.
It wasn't
You got it afterwards when it expired due to planned obsolescence and stopped working!
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27-01-2021, 12:43   #4340
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Last week, I had The Verve around for supper.
I cooked seafood with lemon and honey.

It was a bittersweet, shrimp for tea.
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27-01-2021, 20:36   #4341
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Apparently Chad, Uganda, Nigeria, Tanzania and Sudan are thinking of creating a federation, but they are having difficulty coming up with an acronym.
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Why do witches wear name tags?

So they can tell which witch is which
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28-01-2021, 18:58   #4343
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We are so lucky to still have jobs currently. I had a bloke decorating my house for last three days. I got chatting to him and he is a Ryanair pilot on Furlough. He is decorating now to pay his mortgage, sad times but in fairness he did a great job on the landing.
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Apparently Chad, Uganda, Nigeria, Tanzania and Sudan are thinking of creating a federation, but they are having difficulty coming up with an acronym.
Same happened when they proposed bringing the Dart to Finglas
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Rumour has it the vaccine will run out as early as next week.
Pfizer chiefs said they predict a riot...
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Rumour has it the vaccine will run out as early as next week.
Pfizer chiefs said they predict a riot...
Cracker!
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Why can't you hide from an Italian dessert?


You cannoli run.
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Liverpool once tried to get Yul Brynner
to advertise their aftershave.

But Yul never wore cologne.
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What do you call a room full of hillbillies? A full set of teeth…
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