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**dolanbaker** · 25-01-2021, 23:17

Large Crystal ball for sale, paid €35 for it,
Just won lottery so selling on.

Sold for €20,000!

joeguevara · 27-01-2021, 09:05

Too bad Anne Frank never watched Home Alone.

It could have been a real game changer.

upupup · 27-01-2021, 12:23

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Originally Posted by dolanbaker

Large Crystal ball for sale, paid €35 for it,
Just won lottery so selling on.

Sold for €20,000!

I hope it was me that bought it.

**dolanbaker** · 27-01-2021, 12:39

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Originally Posted by upupup

I hope it was me that bought it.

It wasn't

You got it afterwards when it expired due to planned obsolescence and stopped working!

The Princess Bride · 27-01-2021, 12:43

Last week, I had The Verve around for supper.
I cooked seafood with lemon and honey.

It was a bittersweet, shrimp for tea.

**dolanbaker** · 27-01-2021, 20:36

Apparently Chad, Uganda, Nigeria, Tanzania and Sudan are thinking of creating a federation, but they are having difficulty coming up with an acronym.

Tazium · 28-01-2021, 16:57

Why do witches wear name tags?

So they can tell which witch is which

mad m · 28-01-2021, 18:58

We are so lucky to still have jobs currently. I had a bloke decorating my house for last three days. I got chatting to him and he is a Ryanair pilot on Furlough. He is decorating now to pay his mortgage, sad times but in fairness he did a great job on the landing.

Edgware · 31-01-2021, 12:00

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Originally Posted by dolanbaker

Apparently Chad, Uganda, Nigeria, Tanzania and Sudan are thinking of creating a federation, but they are having difficulty coming up with an acronym.

Same happened when they proposed bringing the Dart to Finglas

RobMc59 · 02-02-2021, 14:08

Rumour has it the vaccine will run out as early as next week.
Pfizer chiefs said they predict a riot...

joeguevara · 04-02-2021, 03:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobMc59

Rumour has it the vaccine will run out as early as next week.
Pfizer chiefs said they predict a riot...

Cracker!

chewed · 05-02-2021, 08:34

Why can't you hide from an Italian dessert?

You cannoli run.

RobMc59 · 06-02-2021, 12:35

Liverpool once tried to get Yul Brynner
to advertise their aftershave.

But Yul never wore cologne.

**dolanbaker** · 07-02-2021, 00:36

What do you call a room full of hillbillies? A full set of teeth…

**Capt'n Midnight** · 07-02-2021, 00:45

I don't trust the owls at Machu Picchu. They're all Inca hoots...

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25-01-2021, 23:17	#4336
dolanbaker Moderator Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 24,321 Adverts \| Friends Mod: Cool Vids & Pics & Links, Home Appliances, ZTest	Large Crystal ball for sale, paid €35 for it, Just won lottery so selling on. Sold for €20,000!

27-01-2021, 09:05	#4337
joeguevara Registered User Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,918 Adverts \| Friends	Too bad Anne Frank never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game changer.

27-01-2021, 12:43	#4340
The Princess Bride Registered User Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,698 Adverts \| Friends	Last week, I had The Verve around for supper. I cooked seafood with lemon and honey. It was a bittersweet, shrimp for tea.

27-01-2021, 20:36	#4341
dolanbaker Moderator Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 24,321 Adverts \| Friends Mod: Cool Vids & Pics & Links, Home Appliances, ZTest	Apparently Chad, Uganda, Nigeria, Tanzania and Sudan are thinking of creating a federation, but they are having difficulty coming up with an acronym.

28-01-2021, 16:57	#4342
Tazium Registered User Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 715 Adverts \| Friends	Why do witches wear name tags? So they can tell which witch is which

28-01-2021, 18:58	#4343
mad m Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 8,669 Adverts \| Friends	We are so lucky to still have jobs currently. I had a bloke decorating my house for last three days. I got chatting to him and he is a Ryanair pilot on Furlough. He is decorating now to pay his mortgage, sad times but in fairness he did a great job on the landing.

02-02-2021, 14:08	#4345
RobMc59 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2018 Posts: 4,122 Adverts \| Friends	Rumour has it the vaccine will run out as early as next week. Pfizer chiefs said they predict a riot...

05-02-2021, 08:34	#4347
chewed Registered User Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 2,803 Adverts \| Friends	Why can't you hide from an Italian dessert? You cannoli run.

06-02-2021, 12:35	#4348
RobMc59 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2018 Posts: 4,122 Adverts \| Friends	Liverpool once tried to get Yul Brynner to advertise their aftershave. But Yul never wore cologne.

07-02-2021, 00:36	#4349
dolanbaker Moderator Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 24,321 Adverts \| Friends Mod: Cool Vids & Pics & Links, Home Appliances, ZTest	What do you call a room full of hillbillies? A full set of teeth…

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Capt'n Midnight 00:00 Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 76,916 Adverts \| Friends Mod: Biology, Climate Change, Sustainability & Environmental Issues, Lifehacking, Popular Science, Windows, ZTest	I don't trust the owls at Machu Picchu. They're all Inca hoots...