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    #422
    Legen_Dary
    Registered Users Posts: 52 ✭✭Legen_Dary


    Sam Vimes wrote: »
    Neither can I :pac:

    DOH

    I guess looking through 28 pages in an hour will make you miss some posts


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    #423
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Where are all the mods, how in Gods name is this thread still running?

    boooh urns


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    #424
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Where are all the mods, how in Gods name is this thread still running?

    "Suppose we’ve chosen the wrong god. Every time we go to church we’re just making him madder and madder"


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    #425
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Where are all the mods, how in Gods name is this thread still running?

    "We seized power in a bloodless coup.......All smothering."


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    #426
    ballsymchugh
    Registered Users Posts: 7,936 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    you there, fill this automobile with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanise my tyres, post haste!


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    #427
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Where are all the mods, how in Gods name is this thread still running?

    I just figured AH needed a thread that didnt involve banks, Ireland bashing, the church, the government or the usual stuff that winds up making people bicker and argue like the more recent threads.

    The Simpsons, bringing the people of boards together :D


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    #428
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    "Hey, what are all these holes? (points at bullet holes in car hood)
    Car Salesmen: They're speed holes."


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    #429
    Wompa1
    Registered Users Posts: 8,167 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    I quoted Homer Simpson in a work document I submitted for review yesterday. I bet they try to cut it..

    It was "every time I learn something new something old gets pushed out of my brain, remember when I took that home wine making course and forgot how to drive?"

    "That's Because you were drunk!"


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    #430
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    Legen_Dary wrote: »
    DOH

    I guess looking through 28 pages in an hour will make you miss some posts

    Search this thread (top right of the page)-> type "towel" -> Click go ;)


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    #431
    Herb Powell
    Registered Users Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    Hey Marge, guess how many boobs I saw today? Fifteen!


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    #432
    Creature
    Registered Users Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Where are all the mods, how in Gods name is this thread still running?

    God?! Prayer has no place in public schools message boards!


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    #433
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.


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    #434
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!


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    #435
    SeaFields
    Registered Users Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    Why would anyone want to touch a girl's butt? That's where cooties come from! :eek:


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    #436
    iPlop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    Where's the any key?


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    #437
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Lady, I gotta tell ya, I've been GROSSLY misinformed about witches...


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    #438
    Creature
    Registered Users Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    I can't believe I spent my Saturday picking up garbage. I mean half these bottles aren't even mine!


    <3 Lenny


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    #439
    jimmyneo1
    Registered Users Posts: 50 ✭✭jimmyneo1


    Mr.Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device!

    Smithers:You mean the revolver, sir?

    Mr.Burns: Precisely.


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    #440
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,781 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    krudler wrote: »
    I just figured AH needed a thread that didnt involve banks, Ireland bashing, the church, the government or the usual stuff that winds up making people bicker and argue like the more recent threads.

    Now let's forget our troubles with a nice big bowl of strawberry ice-cream!


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    #441
    Acacia
    Registered Users Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    "Scanning for sarcasm.... It's clean!"

    ....

    "I done studied for years on how to get over that junkyard fence... then I learnt the gate was open!"
    ....

    "Hey, it's that Cannonball Guy... he's cool!"
    "Are you being sarcastic, dude?"
    "I don't even know anymore!"


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    #442
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    "I loooove the sexy slither of a lady snake."

    "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

    "She touched my special area!"


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    #443
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    Ralph: She's got that chewing gum walk: very Wrigley


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    #444
    flyton5
    Registered Users Posts: 1,112 ✭✭✭flyton5


    "We also have a selection of oversized mens clothes"

    "I dont wanna look like some sort of freak...just gimme the dress."


    and


    "Hey Fatty, I got a film for ya. A Fridge Too Far"


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    #445
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,781 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    I'm Idaho!!


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    #446
    Creature
    Registered Users Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    Yes, of course you are.


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    #447
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,056 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Some folk'll never eat a skunk but then again some folk'll, like Cletus the slack jawed yokel. Most folk'll never lose a toe and then again some folk'll, like Cletus the slack jawed yokel.


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    #448
    Danbo!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    Aah! Eh! Ovulate, damn you! Ovulate!

    You are out of sperm.


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    #449
    Ollchailin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭Ollchailin


    He's hardly ever sick at seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    #450
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Danbo! wrote: »
    Aah! Eh! Ovulate, damn you! Ovulate!

    You are out of sperm.
    Heyyy baby.Remember me?


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    #451
    ColmDawson
    Registered Users Posts: 1,001 ✭✭✭ColmDawson


    Skinner: I've always admired car owners and I hope to be one myself as soon as I finish paying off mother. She insists I pay her retroactively for the food I ate as a child.


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