Dental plan!

krudler · 05-10-2010 9:58pm

You might even say, I hate my parents...

...lousy beatniks.

Superbus · 05-10-2010 10:00pm

-When I grow up, I want to be in the Betty Ford centre.

-You better start saving now, it's very expensive.

PerrinV2 · 05-10-2010 10:09pm

*Marge takes a run up and leaps onto the brick wall, and struggles trying to get over*
Chief Wiggum: "Women always have trouble with the wall...can never seem to find the door"

krudler · 05-10-2010 10:10pm

5 alarm chili eh?
1...
2..
Hey!
Oh ok, its only 2 alarm, 2 and a 1/2 tops, I just said it was higher to look like a big man in front of the kids.
Daddy, are you going to jail?
We'll see son, we'll see....

Ridley · 05-10-2010 10:11pm

"Whoops, lost a nail... Well, that's leprosy for you!"

05-10-2010 10:12pm

"Coming up on the Clock Channel, six o'clock"

Oh wait I saw this one.

rhonin · 05-10-2010 10:13pm

"Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I saw an episode of Matlock in a bar last night. The sound was down, but I think I got the gist of it."
- Lionel Hutz.

the gob · 05-10-2010 10:26pm

spider pig spider pig

KeithM89_old · 05-10-2010 10:29pm

Milhouse: I can’t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency!

the gob · 05-10-2010 10:40pm

rev lovejoy: homer god didnt burn your house down but he was working
in the hearts of friends and neighbours when they came to your rescue
be they christian, jew or (pointing to apu) misallaneous

apu: hindu there are 700 million of us

lovejoy:ah thats super

silvervixen84 · 05-10-2010 10:50pm

Both from one of my favourite episodes:

"I see you've played knifey spooney before"

and

"900 dollarydoos! Tobias!"

krudler · 05-10-2010 10:58pm

silvervixen84 wrote: »

Both from one of my favourite episodes:

"I see you've played knifey spooney before"

and

"900 dollarydoos! Tobias!"

If eets an emeeergency then!

The Australia episode was brilliant, then they ruined it with the constant "the Simpsons are going to.....!" episodes, now it doesnt matter anymore.

Bullfrogs! thats an odd name! I'da called 'em chuzzwozzers!

Dubs · 05-10-2010 11:00pm

"Duff Man... can't breath!... Oh nooo!!"

Colonel Sanders · 05-10-2010 11:02pm

That's why you're the judge & I'm the law talkin' guy.

silvervixen84 · 05-10-2010 11:07pm

Kang: I am Kang and here is my sister...Kodos
Kudos: Hello

krudler · 05-10-2010 11:08pm

hmm Bob Dole dont like this..

Dennis the Stone · 05-10-2010 11:11pm

My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

krudler · 05-10-2010 11:11pm

Call 1-800-DOCTORB!
The B is for bargain!

krudler · 05-10-2010 11:12pm

Oh Lisa, you and your stories. "Bart is a vampire. Beer kills brain cells." Now let's go back to that... building thingy... where our beds and TV... is

05-10-2010 11:13pm

Everything going dark... like Duff Stout. The beer that made Ireland famous!

AnonoBoy · 05-10-2010 11:16pm

Ned, have you thought about one of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.

krudler · 05-10-2010 11:20pm

I've been a good christian lord! I've done everything the bible says, even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!

silvervixen84 · 05-10-2010 11:20pm

Bart: Whacking Day is a sham! It was originally conceived in 1922 as an excuse to beat up the Irish.
Old Irishman: Tis true. I took many a lump, but twas all in good fun!

krudler · 05-10-2010 11:22pm

Why jerk my neck around like a goon when Tyranovision decides what I should watch?

Lia_lia · 05-10-2010 11:29pm

Bart: Lisa's in trouble. Ha! The ironing is delicious.
Lisa: The word is "irony".
Bart: Huh?

Den_M · 05-10-2010 11:34pm

jebuz · 05-10-2010 11:37pm

Welcome to Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge. I am Carvallo....

You have chosen a three wood. May I suggest a putter?

Three wood.

Now enter the force of your swing. I suggest feather touch.

You have entered "power drive".

Ball is in...parking lot. Would you like to play again?

silvervixen84 · 05-10-2010 11:40pm

We work hard, we play hard

Den_M · 05-10-2010 11:44pm

jebuz wrote: »

Ball is in...parking lot. Would you like to play again?

You have selected 'No'

take everything · 05-10-2010 11:55pm

jebuz wrote: »

Welcome to Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge. I am Carvallo....

You have chosen a three wood. May I suggest a putter?

Three wood.

Now enter the force of your swing. I suggest feather touch.

You have entered "power drive".

Ball is in...parking lot. Would you like to play again?

"You have selected 'no'"

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.

Also, of all things, a brilliant Doppler sound effect gag in Bart's Girlfriend:
"Steal the money from the church collection
plate!"

friendface · 05-10-2010 11:55pm

Dont know if its already been posted but...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o4kA5dswts

IvySlayer · 06-10-2010 12:02am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynyUhQUjnUk

My favourite Simpsons moment!

IvySlayer · 06-10-2010 12:04am

Homer: When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.

Homer: Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems.

Barney: Jesus must be spinning in his grave!

KeithM89_old · 06-10-2010 12:06am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb8t25ePTlg

allanb49 · 06-10-2010 7:42am

nanananananana leader nanananananana leader, leader, leader, batman i mean leader. I love the leader

Lockstep · 06-10-2010 9:54am

"You're charming the pants off me"
"What'd you say Aunt Selma?"
"I said take those damn glasses off"

xzanti · 06-10-2010 10:26am

"the fingers you have used to dial this number... Are too fat.. to order a special dialing wand.. Please mash the keypad with your palm.... Now!"

Sgt Hartman · 06-10-2010 10:56am

Duffman? I thought you died of alcoholic liver disease...

Duffman: Duffman never dies, only the actors that portray him...BOOYEAH!

the purple tin · 06-10-2010 10:57am

Break it up boys, that belly aint gettin any pinker.

ch750536 · 06-10-2010 11:10am

But Dad you don't understand.

Lisa, Just because I don't care it doesn't mean I don't understand.

krudler · 06-10-2010 11:27am

Hey its that kid! its the "i didnt do it" boy!
He's mine! I own him! and all the subsidiary rights!

bonerm · 06-10-2010 11:35am

Why Marge , look at all those flys buzzing round youre head! you're a mess woman!

Sam Vimes · 06-10-2010 11:43am

Stupid gravity

-Leelo- · 06-10-2010 11:50am

- You're gay for Moleman
- No you're gay for Moleman

- Nobodies gay for Moleman

krudler · 06-10-2010 11:52am

Ms Hoover, was president Lincoln ok?
He was fine Ralph, go home.

Live4Ever · 06-10-2010 12:03pm

Auctioneer: Next on the lot, Krusty's plane, Im on a-rolla gay!

Krusty: No! You can't sell my plane? I remember a night when me and Dean Martin flew to Vegas in night. The moon hit his eyes like a big pizza pie! We wrote a song about it.... but it infringed on a song he'd wrote years before.

Live4Ever · 06-10-2010 12:11pm

Wossack wrote: »

Bart: [whining] Mom, my slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets. And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination. These uniforms suck!
Marge: Bart! Where do you pick up words like that?
Homer: [on phone] Yeah, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
Marge: Homer! Watch your mouth!
Homer: Aw Moe I gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening.

Quality line.

krudler · 06-10-2010 12:35pm

Live4Ever wrote: »

Auctioneer: Next on the lot, Krusty's plane, Im on a-rolla gay!

Krusty: No! You can't sell my plane? I remember a night when me and Dean Martin flew to Vegas in night. The moon hit his eyes like a big pizza pie! We wrote a song about it.... but it infringed on a song he'd wrote years before.

I love that episode

32 cartons of pornography!
awwww, all I brought was a nickel, I didnt think there'd be pornography

The_g-man · 06-10-2010 12:39pm

Ahoy, have you seen this man?

Y'ar, that's Handsome Pete, he dances for nickels.

Arr! A quarter! He'll be dancin' for hours!

Titanya: But Duffman, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drunk!

Duffman... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!

Busi_Girl08 · 06-10-2010 12:43pm

"You could close down Moe's or the Kwiki-Mart,
And nobody would caaaare!
But the heart and soul of Springfield is...
It's Maison Derrieeeeeere!!"

Dental plan!

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