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Dental plan!

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    #332
    SeaFields
    Registered Users Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    Its a program from that guys funeral, Frank Grimes. Hey Marge, whatever happened to that guy.


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    #333
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Where's the any key?


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    #334
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Work hard Zutroy and every day you'll receive a shiny new penny.

    You there, fill her up with petroleum distillate and revulcanize my tyres post haste.


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    #335
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Dad you shouldnt wear glasses that arent prescribed for you.
    Lisa, just because you're 10 feet tall doesnt mean you can tell me what to do.
    I'm Bart.


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    #336
    Wossack
    Registered Users Posts: 7,002 ✭✭✭Wossack


    Some of my favs, which suprisingly havent been posted yet (skimmed whole thread, love it!)

    <Homer passed out drooling on deck of boat>
    Lisa: Oh, no! Dad's been drugged!
    Marge: [annoyed] No, he hasn't.

    Wiggum: Get up Simpson. You're going to the chair.
    Homer: *gasps*
    Wiggum: The interrogation chair.
    Homer: *phew*
    Wiggum: Plug it in boys!
    Homer: *gasps*

    Homer: You can't send me to prison! They pee in a cup and throw it on you! I saw it in a movie!
    FBI Agent: You won't be seeing any prison movies where you're going.. -prison!

    Marge (as cop): You have the right to remain silent.
    Homer: I choose to waive that right. RARRRARGHGGHHH

    Homer: Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.
    Marge: What's that?
    Homer: [thinks] A dinosaur

    Wiggum: Mr. Simpson, you're under arrest for the murder of Moe Szyslak and Apu Nahasa... pasa... has... ah just Moe, just Moe.


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    #337
    Truley
    Registered Users Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭Truley


    "Have you got any grease?"

    "Yes, yes we do."

    "Then grease me up, woman!"


    "It's spanking season and I got a hankerin' for some spankerin'."


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    #338
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    The PTA has disbanded, arrghhhh!
    *jumps out window*
    No no, the PTA has not disbanded
    *jumps back in window*



    Bart, you cant trust your perception at this altitude..

    Yes, the glue will stop me!
    That glue leaking?
    Naw that glue aint going nowhere..


    there goes the glue after all!


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    #339
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    BONJOURRRRRRRRR! ya cheese eatin' surrender monkeys!


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    #340
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    A turkey is a bad person. And to shake one's booty means to wiggle one's butt


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    #341
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Mom! Dad! Barts dead!
    *gasp*
    thats right! dead serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy Land!


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    #342
    Wossack
    Registered Users Posts: 7,002 ✭✭✭Wossack


    Is it weird that I only have to half read these to know immediately the scene, the characters, and which voice to do in my head?


    Deploy the de-loch-inator!


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    #343
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,436 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    My dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory..


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    #344
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    xzanti wrote: »
    My dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory..

    Son do you want to see how crackers are salted?
    Do I!


    I like...Langden Auger
    .....I have no idea who that is


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    #345
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,781 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Skinner says the teachers are going to crack any minute. Purple monkey dishwasher.

    Well! We'll show him! Especially for that "purple monkey dishwasher" comment.


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    #346
    Aldebaran
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    It's a ring-toss game.


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    #347
    SeaFields
    Registered Users Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    Amazingly this hasn't featured yet....

    D'OH!

    And it has even been added to the Oxford dictionary!


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    #348
    8-10
    Registered Users Posts: 13,329 ✭✭✭✭8-10


    Works On Contingency? No! Money Down!


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    #349
    Creature
    Registered Users Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?


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    #350
    take everything
    Registered Users Posts: 9,804 ✭✭✭take everything


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Sure.. now he's a little boy stealing little toys. But one day he'll be a grown man, stealing stadiums.. and quarries

    Brilliant.
    Lawrence Tierney nailed that role.


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    #351
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    take everything wrote: »
    Brilliant.
    Lawrence Tierney nailed that role.

    thats right, Don Brodtka!
    uh huh.


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    #352
    PaddyBomb
    Registered Users Posts: 953 ✭✭✭PaddyBomb


    Homer: (*On burning oil rig*) Oh no! This is how Faceless Joe lost his legs!


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    #353
    Wompa1
    Registered Users Posts: 8,167 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    Dental Plan!


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    #354
    paperclip2
    Registered Users Posts: 2,280 ✭✭✭paperclip2


    Na, Na, Na Na, Na, Na, Na, Na
    Leader
    Leader
    Leader


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    #355
    Dr. Feelgood
    Registered Users Posts: 115 ✭✭Dr. Feelgood


    Oh, those Golden Grahams. Oh, those Golden Grahams. Crispy, crunchy, graham cereal, brand new breakfast treat


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    #356
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    *at Selma and Troy McClures wedding*
    Rev lovejoy:If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace
    *cuts to a close up of homers head*
    homers internal voice: na na nanana HEY! nanana, nah nah nahnana HEY! nana...


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    #357
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,067 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck,


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    #358
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck,

    Bart:Say goose you stupid freak!


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    #359
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,781 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Burns - Well, Simpson. I must say, when you've been through something like that with a person, you never want to see that person again.
    Homer - "You said it, you weirdo!"
    *LAUGH*
    *GLARE*
    *    LAUGH*
    *GLARE*


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    #360
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    Rev. Lovejoy: I will now read these special vows which Homer has prepared for this occasion. "Do you, Marge, take Homer, in richness and in poorness" -- poorness is underlined -- "in impotence and in potence, in quiet solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey-navigated"... [consults the notecards] ... and it goes on like this.


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    #361
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    Homer:A guy-m, what's a guy-m? Ooooh, a guy-m!


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