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Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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    #482
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    A short from one episode of filminuto, the adult cartoon series. In this particular scene, a man had bought a radio, and he was listening to various pieces of music, when changing stations, and he would imagine different things with the music.
    The last piece of music was a bit erotic, and he imagined a girl stripping to her bikini. He was really excited until his wife switched off the radio, and nagged him, just as things got really interesting.


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    #483
    Elemonator
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,271 ✭✭✭Elemonator


    https://nicoleelle.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/boob-light.jpg


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    #484
    paleoperson
    Registered Users Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭paleoperson


    HalloweenJack wrote: »
    On one version of the Smackdown video game, you could unlock loading screens of scandily clad girls for about ten seconds and also have bra and panties matches, where the idea was to get your opponent down to her bra and panties.

    In fairness, I was a horny teen, about 14 or 15, but looking back now the people who made that game must be REALLY messed up.

    Not sure how tongue-in-cheek this remark was but I would strongly disagree with you there.


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    #485
    HalloweenJack
    Registered Users Posts: 7,087 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    paleoperson wrote: »
    Not sure how tongue-in-cheek this remark was but I would strongly disagree with you there.
    What part?


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    #486
    donegal.
    Registered Users Posts: 4,635 ✭✭✭donegal.


    tutti frutti on RTL


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    #487
    razorblunt
    Registered Users Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Ching Ching ching ching Italian Stripping Housewives on Bravo.


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    #488
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Sheryiln (sp?) Fenn in Ruby (1992)


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    #489
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Gwyneth Paltrow in Great Expectations


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    #490
    failinis
    Registered Users Posts: 1,691 ✭✭✭failinis


    Can't even remember the name of the catalogue but it was one of those women wear including a nice bra and underwear section.


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    #491
    Rgb.ie
    Registered Users Posts: 121 ✭✭Rgb.ie


    Tango and cash ... You know the part


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    #492
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    holystungun9 wrote: »
    The album cover for Power by Ice T. It was a cassette :-(

    Have you seen that model recently? Still smokin' hot


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    #493
    brianregan09
    Registered Users Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭brianregan09


    I had a VHS of Wild things......Oh my it got well used my 1st time seeing Neeve Campbell outside of scream and man was it worth it...........Every Time


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    #494
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    DazMarz wrote: »

    to my utter amazement, I've never been caught dancing with myself by anyone (tho there have been some close calls sometimes).

    and thats exactly what this song is about ;) ....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG1NrQYXjLU


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    #495
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    A lingerie segment on one episode of head 2 toe, where a dark-haired woman fastened her bra at the end of it.


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    #496
    armaghlad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,660 ✭✭✭armaghlad


    When we first got Sky there was an obscure fashion channel that basically showed models walking down the runways of various international fashion shows on repeat. You'd see plenty of see-through garments and if you were very lucky the odd tit hanging out. This was prime daytime viewing to lash one out to on the sly when you'd the house to yourself; and manys a time the young armaghlad took advantage of what he essentially thought was day time porn :p


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    #497
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Ever fap to body suits in the Family Album?


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    #498
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,045 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Wimbledon. Those short skirts on the female players.


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    #499
    funtime93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 958 ✭✭✭funtime93


    Mile high on sky one


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    #500
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    funtime93 wrote: »
    Mile high on sky one

    I still watch that from time to time. Does anyone remember when Sky One was "fun"?


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    #501
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,284 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Surely i'm not the only one here old enough to remember H&E magazine?


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    #502
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Le déjeuner sur l'herbe (Luncheon on the Grass)- a 19th century French painting by Edouard Manet.


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    #503
    Radharc na Sleibhte
    Registered Users Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭Radharc na Sleibhte


    Eurotrash
    VOX
    Family Album when you could see the pubes through the material
    Mixmag clubbing photos
    Redline Car Magazine
    The 10 minute free view for Fantasy Channel etc etc
    My cousins dirty knickers
    Britney Spears I'm Not A Woman Girl song and Don't Let me be last to know
    Marian Cariah pic on front of #1 album


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    #504
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,045 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Radharc na Sleibhte wrote: »
    Eurotrash
    VOX
    Family Album when you could see the pubes through the material
    Mixmag clubbing photos
    Redline Car Magazine
    The 10 minute free view for Fantasy Channel etc etc
    My cousins dirty knickers
    Britney Spears I'm Not A Woman Girl song and Don't Let me be last to know
    Marian Cariah pic on front of #1 album

    Dirt burd. :D

    The car magazines were great alright. Max Power was my fave. God be with the days when girls used to hang out in car parks and get their tits out for no reason.


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    #505
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Brigette Nielsen in a black one piece swimsuit in a magazine


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    #506
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    branie2 - over 10% of the posts in this thread by you, Jaysus I'd hate to have been the one washing your socks during your puberty years :pac:


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    #507
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    kfallon wrote: »
    branie2 - over 10% of the posts in this thread by you, Jaysus I'd hate to have been the one washing your socks during your puberty years :pac:

    What are the total numbers of my posts here, then?


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    #508
    Howard the Duck
    Registered Users Posts: 1,289 ✭✭✭Howard the Duck


    Before the internet the Gods of the bushes would leave us porn. Many a fine pornographic magazine was found under a bush and they usually contained their fair share of bushes.Good times


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    #509
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users Posts: 11,187 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Babestation back around 2001/2002 :o

    Actually I got an interesting story about babestation back then and honestly I do not know how they got away with this.
    But the way it worked was (and I assume still?) is that when they started out on Sky Digital they gave you a free preview on the channel. Sometimes you would see boobs but for the most part you didnt. The idea was that the channel would then switch to PPV come midnight (or whatever time it switched)

    So if you wanted to see the girls with their kit off you had to pay. However, I was scrolling through the channels one night (oh must have been around 4am) and the channel wasn't encrypted/knocked off... but was coming through for anyone who switched over. So one of the "models" (Dani O'Neal... Yes I remember her name she was fine I thought :pac: ) was on the screen. But she just didn't have her kit off.... she was bent over fingering her backside :o
    You can imagine being a teenager and before having the internet that this was something else for me!

    But as I say I don't know how they got away with that.


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    #510
    elfy4eva
    Registered Users Posts: 1,204 ✭✭✭elfy4eva


    Eurotrash is coming back for a one night special for the brexit vote.

    Tempting....


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    #511
    Pinch Flat
    Registered Users Posts: 7,761 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    elfy4eva wrote: »
    Eurotrash is coming back for a one night special for the brexit vote.

    Tempting....

    A **** down memory lane :pac:


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