Things That Trivially Annoy You.

iamwhoiam · 11-01-2019 4:26pm

Boom_Bap wrote: »

sure what are fancy flowers without chocolates!

Did you eat one !!

ohnonotgmail · 11-01-2019 4:30pm

Fizzy jellies that are not very fizzy.

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts · 11-01-2019 4:56pm

Dial Hard wrote: »

Had an appointment in the wound clinic for 8am to get my stitches out. Arrived at ten to and it's one of those stupid take-a-number systems and I'm 16. What in God's name is the point of giving you an appointment???

It’s probably next to impossible to give everyone an exact time at these clinics, so they give time in tranches. The patient consultation times can widely vary. Any appointment time you’re given for virtually any clinic, many people have been given the exact same time. It used to annoy me but I think that if a better system was available, they’d use it.

To put things in perspective, I saw a doc in the onc ward yesterday who gave me the go-ahead for me to get my chemo. The chemo and pre-meds all in only take a half hour to administer but I had to wait for FIVE hours for the chemo to be sent up from the pharmacy. I was in hospital for eight hours and only about an hour in total of that time was contact time with staff (taking of bloodwork, talking to doctor, getting pre-meds and chemo). This is the norm - weekly hospital visits, usually around eight hours in the hospital, seven of those sitting or lying there twiddling your thumbs. Getting out in less than five hours would have me whopping with joy. And I’m usually fatigued to begin with. One week, I even had a bone marrow biopsy sprang on me. Traumatic.

Tauriel · 11-01-2019 5:22pm

New Home wrote: »

What I meant was that the picture made them look waaaaay bigger than they are in actual fact, or made them look like they're full of chocolate chips when they really aren't.

Have you ever tried Bolands cookies? They're only €1 and they are gorgeous, but I'm finding it harder and harder to get them in the shops.

New Home · 11-01-2019 6:00pm

mustang shelly wrote: »

Have you ever tried Bolands cookies? They're only €1 and they are gorgeous, but I'm finding it harder and harder to get them in the shops.

I can't remember if I did, but they're on my lust list now. I'm still pining for some double orange chocolate chip cookies Supervalu used to have in their luxury range the guts of 10 years ago. Maaaaaaaan. One of them probably had as many calories as two large pizzas, but maaaaaaan...

Oh, and, Northgirl? I bet that b*tch sent those flowers to herself. And happy birthday, too.

valoren · 11-01-2019 6:07pm

At work they replaced the cubicle doors in the toilet.

When you close it from inside the outer latch goes from green to red i.e. someone's inside making hoop soup. That's what it should do.

However, the people who changed the doors didn't do a basic test after installation and now when the door is locked it is showing green and when it's open it is red. All week, people have been coming in and barging into the cubicle thinking it's open but bouncing off it because it's actually closed.

New Home · 11-01-2019 6:09pm

valoren wrote: »

All week, people have been coming in and barging into the cubicle thinking it's open but bouncing off it because it's actually closed.

"YOU HAD ONE JOB!"

retro:electro · 11-01-2019 6:21pm

Need to learn to blow on my food when it’s too hot and not chew it like “hasafashafasssha”while simultaneously burning every part of my mouth

Kitty6277 · 11-01-2019 6:24pm

Seeing a lovely 171 BMW that hasn’t been taxed in 6 months. If you can’t afford the tax, don’t have such a big car

CrowdedHouse · 11-01-2019 6:30pm

Might be recently bought Kitty, the diesel ones are relatively cheap to tax. Then again some will chance anything

Rubberlegs · 11-01-2019 6:45pm

northgirl I hope that rotten girl's bouquet is full of earwigs. Wishing you a happy 40th this weekend

TA, drained by family members, feeling so impatient with them and then feeling guilty for it. Vicious circle

Kitty6277 · 11-01-2019 6:49pm

CrowdedHouse wrote: »

Might be recently bought Kitty, the diesel ones are relatively cheap to tax. Then again some will chance anything

Fair point, that could be true too

greencap · 11-01-2019 6:55pm

fcking stand-up adverts, and sign posts at the exit of petrol stations.

blocking your view when driving out onto the road.

i want to see the road, not your **** about 10% off.

greencap · 11-01-2019 7:05pm

valoren wrote: »

At work they replaced the cubicle doors in the toilet.

When you close it from inside the outer latch goes from green to red i.e. someone's inside making hoop soup. That's what it should do.

However, the people who changed the doors didn't do a basic test after installation and now when the door is locked it is showing green and when it's open it is red. All week, people have been coming in and barging into the cubicle thinking it's open but bouncing off it because it's actually closed.

Great when you beat a rival pooper though.

Their panicked twisting of the handle and the curses.

Ahh, yes. Sympathy. But would you not have denied me?

I expect so.

There can be only one.

It is mine all mine.

valoren · 11-01-2019 9:17pm

greencap wrote: »

Great when you beat a rival pooper though.

Their panicked twisting of the handle and the curses.

Ahh, yes. Sympathy. But would you not have denied me?

I expect so.

There can be only one.

It is mine all mine.

https://imgflip.com/memetemplate/99465667/Old-man-cup-of-coffee

dubstarr · 11-01-2019 9:50pm

Going to an all you can eat buffet[Globel]and only chinese dishes there and the dim sum not even ready.

It wasnt even that nice.

Sephiroth_dude · 11-01-2019 9:52pm

The Can't stop dancing show cringeyness rubbish.

La.de.da · 11-01-2019 10:14pm

Why do people breathe louder when they've headphones in?
Murderous rage..... up there with chewing loudly.

Rubberlegs · 11-01-2019 10:16pm

Keira Knightley's face

iamwhoiam · 11-01-2019 10:25pm

Rubberlegs wrote: »

Keira Knightley's face

Ruth Negga is my irritant .

northgirl · 11-01-2019 10:30pm

colleague at work clipping nails... do it at home!

Sephiroth_dude · 11-01-2019 10:43pm

northgirl wrote: »

colleague at work clipping nails... do it at home!

Ewwwww

MuffinTop86 · 12-01-2019 1:02am

Boom_Bap wrote: »

sure what are fancy flowers without chocolates!

Does anyone else see the penis-shaped one? It’s literally the first thing that sprung to my mind. Hey-oh!
Happy birthday Northgirl.
That asshat could’ve sent herself the flowers. Or, the guy that sent them did it cos he’s cheating on her and she found out when she realised she had chlamydia.

MuffinTop86 · 12-01-2019 1:07am

Oh right, my TA.
Somebody on facebook shared a video of some guy in a black fleece with something FITNESS written on it, giving out about Slimming World.
His whole demeanour was just so disgusting, he had this insanely punchable face, and every time he paused for effect he chewed the gun in his gob. I dunno, I just got so irrationally annoyed at it. Another one of the 8 million Personal Trainers with only two spaces left at this price, buck off.

Autosport · 12-01-2019 1:14am

MuffinTop86 wrote: »

Does anyone else see the penis-shaped one?.

That’s Boom getting his Bab out

Happy Birthday North Girl

lbc2019 · 12-01-2019 8:20am

last year I got 3 cakes for my birthday, this year... 0!

Ariadne · 12-01-2019 9:28am

Happy Birthday Northgirl. I hope you can find some joy in it even though milestone birthdays can be tough if you aren't where you'd like to be or thought you would be. Be kind to yourself.

Ted_YNWA · 12-01-2019 9:30am

Happy birthday NG.

TA that I woke up in the middle of a dream & never got to the happy ending.

Ariadne · 12-01-2019 9:33am

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Happy birthday NG.

TA that I woke up in the middle of a dream & never got to the happy ending.

I can give you that happy ending

I want to stay in bed all day and I'm TA'd that I can't.

blueser · 12-01-2019 10:02am

At sporting events; when some of the great unwashed see themselves on the big scree, and they then start waving at the big screen. How can I break this to you folks, it's the camera that's filming you, not the big screen. Capisce?

12-01-2019 10:26am

Happy Birthday NG... Chill out and relax and do whatever makes you happy today, sending you loads of hugs and will raise a glass to you tonight xxx.

retro:electro · 12-01-2019 1:35pm

So among the list of all these annoying “challenges” that seem to be flooding social media of late apparently there’s a new one doing the rounds inspired by Bird Box on Netflix where you try and drive your car blindfolded!!!
“Bird Box challenge” it’s called. Absolute thicks! Darwin awards challenge more like

Pawwed Rig · 12-01-2019 2:22pm

retro:electro wrote: »

So among the list of all these annoying “challenges” that seem to be flooding social media of late apparently there’s a new one doing the rounds inspired by Bird Box on Netflix where you try and drive your car blindfolded!!!
“Bird Box challenge” it’s called. Absolute thicks! Darwin awards challenge more like

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-46846981

Kitty6277 · 12-01-2019 2:42pm

retro:electro wrote: »

So among the list of all these annoying “challenges” that seem to be flooding social media of late apparently there’s a new one doing the rounds inspired by Bird Box on Netflix where you try and drive your car blindfolded!!!
“Bird Box challenge” it’s called. Absolute thicks! Darwin awards challenge more like

I think things like this are examples of natural selection at work

New Home · 12-01-2019 2:51pm

I'd agree, if it weren't for the people they'd crash into.

Kitty6277 · 12-01-2019 4:08pm

New Home wrote: »

I'd agree, if it weren't for the people they'd crash into.

It’s them I feel sorry for, imagine someone wrecking your car because they were stupid enough to drive blindfolded

MuffinTop86 · 12-01-2019 4:28pm

Booked flights last Saturday for my friends wedding in May. Now Ryanair are sending a deluge of emails about booking hotels with them.
I begrudge the priority boarding, I’m not giving you hotel commission too!

Sephiroth_dude · 12-01-2019 5:36pm

retro:electro wrote: »

So among the list of all these annoying “challenges” that seem to be flooding social media of late apparently there’s a new one doing the rounds inspired by Bird Box on Netflix where you try and drive your car blindfolded!!!
“Bird Box challenge” it’s called. Absolute thicks! Darwin awards challenge more like

Bunch of stupid ass clown!

TG1 · 12-01-2019 6:59pm

Myself today.

Absolutely shattered and would happily dose off now, but trying to stay awake so I'll sleep later. Knowing my brain I will keep myself awake and then not sleep later

Gwynplaine · 12-01-2019 7:11pm

"Hand cooked" Crisps. What does that even mean?

AndrewJRenko · 12-01-2019 7:22pm

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I went for a run after work. Was just finished & two scrotes walk past & stop me looking for a light.

I am still in running gear. Why the fook would I have one on me..

Numpties..

In fairness to scrotes, the connection between 'in running gear' and 'running' is often a flimsy one.

Ted_YNWA · 12-01-2019 7:26pm

AndrewJRenko wrote: »

In fairness to scrotes, the connection between 'in running gear' and 'running' is often a flimsy one.

True, but in my instance this was the case. But I suppose heavy breathing & sweaty doesn't always mean running too.

northgirl · 12-01-2019 7:45pm

"friends" - it's your birthday, will we meet in x pub for a drink? me: not feeling up to out but I've a lovely bottle of wine her (3 mins walk from the pub) feel free to call down. No, I'm wrecked.

F*** O**

northgirl · 12-01-2019 7:53pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Happy Birthday NG... Chill out and relax and do whatever makes you happy today, sending you loads of hugs and will raise a glass to you tonight xxx.

MuffinTop86 wrote: »

Does anyone else see the penis-shaped one? It’s literally the first thing that sprung to my mind. Hey-oh!
Happy birthday Northgirl.
That asshat could’ve sent herself the flowers. Or, the guy that sent them did it cos he’s cheating on her and she found out when she realised she had chlamydia.

Autosport wrote: »

That’s Boom getting his Bab out

Happy Birthday North Girl

Succubus_ wrote: »

Happy Birthday Northgirl. I hope you can find some joy in it even though milestone birthdays can be tough if you aren't where you'd like to be or thought you would be. Be kind to yourself.

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Happy birthday NG.

TA that I woke up in the middle of a dream & never got to the happy ending.

Thanks Y'all - what would I do without my boardsies

It's not been the best one I'll admit but it's only a day hey

Sephiroth_dude · 12-01-2019 8:06pm

northgirl wrote: »

Thanks Y'all - what would I do without that lovely fella Sephers

Awww shucks

😀😁😆

CrowdedHouse · 12-01-2019 8:30pm

Wasn't sure if was today or tomorrow so Happy Birthday NorthGirl

Ted_YNWA · 12-01-2019 8:32pm

northgirl wrote: »

"friends" - it's your birthday, will we meet in x pub for a drink? me: not feeling up to out but I've a lovely bottle of wine her (3 mins walk from the pub) feel free to call down. No, I'm wrecked.

F*** O**

At least they remember yours.

Mine don't

12-01-2019 8:32pm

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

At least they remember yours.

Mine don't

Ah Teddo

northgirl · 12-01-2019 8:34pm

CrowdedHouse wrote: »

Wasn't sure if was today or tomorrow so Happy Birthday NorthGirl

Thanks a million CH

northgirl · 12-01-2019 8:34pm

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

At least they remember yours.

Mine don't

No friend is here so.... realistically same situation... :rolleyes:

Things That Trivially Annoy You.

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