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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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    #3242
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Not a particularly amusing post, I grant you, but I have one word for you.

    Aurla.

    AURLA.
    Seriously, your posts in here crack me up. :D


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    #3243
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,004 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    smash wrote: »
    Seriously, your posts in here crack me up. :D

    I do worry for fussyonion at times and the facebook circles he/she travels in!


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    #3244
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,004 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Another one today! with lots of love hearts, ahhh that'll help all those dead from cancer in heaven on facebook have a nicer day.
    Can I ask a favour?? Just a few of you will do it and I know who you possibly are
    ��
    ��
    ��
    If you know someone who fought a battle against cancer and passed away or someone who is still struggling or know a brave survivor
    ��
    Copy and paste this to your status to show support, respect and love
    ‪#‎Cancersucks‬
    ��
    ��
    ��
    ��
    ��
    ��
    ��
    ��
    ��

    Copy, do not share


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    #3245
    JustShon
    Registered Users Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭JustShon


    I'm more and more convinced that the copy and paste, don't share thing is just to make this crap even more inconvenient.


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    #3246
    loyatemu
    Registered Users Posts: 14,786 ✭✭✭✭loyatemu


    Richard Hillman wrote: »
    "...in my opinion instead of teaching people about history why not teach them about future"

    cool, start with next weeks lotto numbers then move onto future sports results


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    #3247
    Ankhyu
    Registered Users Posts: 5,313 ✭✭✭Ankhyu


    "If you class yourself as my friend then hit the like button and copy this on your status and when I see your name I'll know who my real friends are. (Now this Will be interesting to see ) ������"


    Feck off!


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    #3248
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Ankhyu wrote: »
    "If you class yourself as my friend then hit the like button and copy this on your status and when I see your name I'll know who my real friends are. (Now this Will be interesting to see ) ������"


    Feck off!

    But what do I do if I'm a real friend but the post is sh1te?


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    #3249
    KatW4
    Registered Users Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    "If you didn't check in, were you even really there"

    Tagged Dublin Airport and some European city. Drives me mad!


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    #3250
    sullivlo
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,994 Mod ✭✭✭✭sullivlo


    Has took me a few weeks 2 come 2 terms with this b4 I posted...I had a spot on my face for over a yr then thinking the sun wld clear it up and didn't, a gd friend advised me 2 get this checked out in which I did...one look and was told I had skin cancer...not lking 4 any sympathy comments, wld jst like 2 put out there that after years of abusing sunbeds not putting the proper suncream on has resulted in a permanent scar on my face. BE AWARE. SUNBEDS, SUN, DOES LEAVE PERMANENT DAMAGE!!

    Would be easier to believe if all of the "hope ur ok Hun" comments weren't flooding in. And being liked by the person who wasn't lukn for sympathy.


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    #3251
    Pete Moss
    Registered Users Posts: 605 ✭✭✭Pete Moss


    Poster: Awh I tell ye some people would make ye wanna vomit *multiple sick emojis* hate sly snakey people *multiple snake and angry emojis, with a winky face thrown in for the craic*

    Reply: Their everywere hun x

    Poster: Who ye tellin *sick emoji* even people u hav trust in

    Reply: Some off them r even worse x

    Poster: U said it *couple more winky faces* good riddons x


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    #3252
    JustShon
    Registered Users Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭JustShon


    Pete Moss wrote: »
    Poster: Awh I tell ye some people would make ye wanna vomit *multiple sick emojis* hate sly snakey people *multiple snake and angry emojis, with a winky face thrown in for the craic*

    Reply: Their everywere hun x

    Poster: Who ye tellin *sick emoji* even people u hav trust in

    Reply: Some off them r even worse x

    Poster: U said it *couple more winky faces* good riddons x

    hu needz tu lrn hw tu spel ennyway, shur peepul undurstnd itt de sayum.


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    #3253
    cowboyBuilder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,419 ✭✭✭cowboyBuilder


    Whats it with these f*cking Irish names ?

    I don't mind Irish names but people who go by their english names in life and then on facebook its this long winded barely recognizable "Irishified" name

    Real life : David Williams*

    facebook : Daithi Na Willearameachta*

    :mad:

    mad up names :)


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    #3254
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    I don't use my real name on the Internet


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    #3255
    JustShon
    Registered Users Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭JustShon


    mansize wrote: »
    I don't use my real name on the Internet

    You mean your birth cert doesn't say "Mansize"?! I'm fcuking shocked.


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    #3256
    Loughc
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 24,758 Mod ✭✭✭✭Loughc


    cowboyBuilder wrote: »
    Whats it with these f*cking Irish names ?

    I don't mind Irish names but people who go by their english names in life and then on facebook its this long winded barely recognizable "Irishified" name

    Real life : David Williams*

    facebook : Daithi Na Willearameachta*

    :mad:

    mad up names :)

    I know Garda, teachers and people looking for jobs do this to stop, [EMAIL="w@nkers"]w@nkers[/EMAIL], students & potential employers finding their social media profile.


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    #3257
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    JustShon wrote: »
    You mean your birth cert doesn't say "Mansize"?! I'm fcuking shocked.

    So I get why people don't use their name on fb


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    #3258
    JustShon
    Registered Users Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭JustShon


    mansize wrote: »
    So I get why people don't use their name on fb

    I was just making a joke :)


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    #3259
    cowboyBuilder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,419 ✭✭✭cowboyBuilder


    Better idea is to not have a fb profile.

    or a completely anonymous one with a name like Larry Larrigan or similar..


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    #3260
    MrVestek
    Registered Users Posts: 9,198 ✭✭✭MrVestek


    Or learn how to severely lock down your privacy settings...


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    #3261
    keano_afc
    Registered Users Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    cowboyBuilder wrote: »
    Whats it with these f*cking Irish names ?

    I don't mind Irish names but people who go by their english names in life and then on facebook its this long winded barely recognizable "Irishified" name

    Real life : David Williams*

    facebook : Daithi Na Willearameachta*

    :mad:

    mad up names :)

    I have a couple of friends that do this, both of whom are teachers. I asked about it and they said its the best way to stop their students stalking them. Its very common apparently.


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    #3262
    Michael D Not Higgins
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 7,223 Mod ✭✭✭✭Michael D Not Higgins


    keano_afc wrote: »
    I have a couple of friends that do this, both of whom are teachers. I asked about it and they said its the best way to stop their students stalking them. Its very common apparently.

    I've seen other versions of this as well, with one guy changing his first name to initials and the surname to a shortened version, e.g. Michael D Higgins -> MD Higs


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    #3263
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users Posts: 11,844 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    keano_afc wrote: »
    I have a couple of friends that do this, both of whom are teachers. I asked about it and they said its the best way to stop their students stalking them. Its very common apparently.

    My LC Maths & Irish/History teachers were avid Gaelgoirs and liked to be referred to using their Irish names, I guess they're screwed. :pac:


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    #3264
    RainyDay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,925 ✭✭✭RainyDay


    Michael D Not Higgins wrote: »
    I've seen other versions of this as well, with one guy changing his first name to initials and the surname to a shortened version, e.g. Michael D Higgins -> MD Higs

    Goes FB stalking the Pres.....


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    #3265
    MrVestek
    Registered Users Posts: 9,198 ✭✭✭MrVestek


    RainyDay wrote: »
    Goes FB stalking the Pres.....

    "Had a good day today... went out and watered the rhododendrons..."


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    #3266
    Chris_Bradley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,818 ✭✭✭Chris_Bradley


    "he moon is a load of bol*ox concedering man haven't been to the end of the see even yet, we'll nassa and feed Africa ffs"

    What the f**kin f**k???


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    #3267
    marcbrophy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,432 ✭✭✭marcbrophy


    Well, if everyone on FB actually utilised the privacy settings properly, we probably wouldn't have as many Dumb/Great posts in this thread. So for that, I'm thankful :D


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    #3268
    extra gravy
    Registered Users Posts: 22,525 ✭✭✭✭extra gravy


    Chris_Bradley wrote: »
    "he moon is a load of bol*ox concedering man haven't been to the end of the see even yet, we'll nassa and feed Africa ffs"

    What the f**kin f**k???

    I'll give it a go:

    "The moon is a load of rubbish considering we haven't even been to bottom of the sea yet. Sell NASA and feed Africa for goodness sake."


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    #3269
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,758 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    Chris_Bradley wrote: »
    "he moon is a load of bol*ox concedering man haven't been to the end of the see even yet, we'll nassa and feed Africa ffs"

    What the f**kin f**k???

    After reading that, are the head shops back in business?


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    #3270
    RonanP77
    Registered Users Posts: 1,182 ✭✭✭RonanP77


    extra gravy wrote:
    "The moon is a load of rubbish considering we haven't even been to bottom of the sea yet. Sell NASA and feed Africa for goodness sake."


    I hope it means bottom and they're not waiting for us to sail off the edge of the world.


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    #3271
    maudgonner
    Registered Users Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    extra gravy wrote: »
    I'll give it a go:

    "The moon is a load of rubbish considering we haven't even been to bottom of the sea yet. Sell NASA and feed Africa for goodness sake."

    I dunno how you made sense of that. It's like you're the Gobshíte Whisperer or something.

    Robert Redford should make a film about you.


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