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Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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  • #2282
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,377 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    droidman123 wrote: »
    I don't know if this has been mentioned yet,but when people reply to a question putting "so" in front of their reply.its been creeping in slowly but surely with Irish people lately.cringeworthy and wankerology at its highest

    It has.


  • #2283
    maudgonner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    droidman123 wrote: »
    I don't know if this has been mentioned yet,but when people reply to a question putting "so" in front of their reply.its been creeping in slowly but surely with Irish people lately.cringeworthy and wankerology at its highest
    Brendan Bendar wrote: »
    It has.

    So it has.


  • #2284
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,424 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    droidman123 wrote: »
    I don't know if this has been mentioned yet,but when people reply to a question putting "so" in front of their reply.its been creeping in slowly but surely with Irish people lately.cringeworthy and wankerology at its highest
    Brendan Bendar wrote: »
    It has.
    maudgonner wrote: »
    So it has.

    So?


  • #2285
    Pinch Flat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,780 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    NufcNavan wrote: »
    Double barreled surname..

    Most definitely. Particularly if it's a pairing of two common Irish surnames, usually ones prefixed by an "O".


  • #2286
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Someone who doesn't want to have kids / a family


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  • #2287
    valoren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,606 ✭✭✭valoren


    Anyone who has used the phrase "Nought to sixty in..." without getting paid for it.


  • #2288
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,377 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    These arseholes who start radio interviews with "thank you for having me on"

    Jeez... Just get on with it.


  • #2289
    kupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,151 ✭✭✭kupus


    people that think everybody is equal


  • #2290
    Truckermal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,046 ✭✭✭Truckermal


    People commenting on Facebook pictures saying oh ye stunners to a obviously ugly pair..


  • #2291
    Kev W
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭Kev W


    ToddyDoody wrote: »
    Someone who doesn't want to have kids / a family

    Why?


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  • #2292
    robbiezero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,775 ✭✭✭robbiezero


    ToddyDoody wrote: »
    Someone who doesn't want to have kids / a family

    People who annoy others about when they are going to have kids.


  • #2293
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Kev W wrote: »
    Why?

    Because it's Ireland I guess, baby mad bunch.


  • #2294
    YFlyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    NufcNavan wrote: »
    Double barreled surname..

    Lambe Murphy.


  • #2295
    DrPhilG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,956 ✭✭✭✭DrPhilG


    ToddyDoody wrote: »
    Someone who doesn't want to have kids / a family

    Someone who doesn't respect others wishes, especially when they don't impact on anyone else.


  • #2296
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Brendan Bendar wrote: »
    These arseholes who start radio interviews with "thank you for having me on"

    Jeez... Just get on with it.
    First of all, my deepest sympathy to the family and friends of ....


  • #2297
    Kev W
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭Kev W


    ToddyDoody wrote: »
    Because it's Ireland I guess, baby mad bunch.

    That makes no sense whatsoever.


  • #2298
    Chris_Bradley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,818 ✭✭✭Chris_Bradley


    "I'm the carpenter"

    Has this across the back of his van, he's out of work years too.


  • #2299
    Irishcrx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    ToddyDoody wrote: »
    Someone who doesn't want to have kids / a family

    ???

    How does that make someone a wanker?

    I have a child , but I have plenty of friends who don't have kids and some who plan on never having them...they're very good people who are lovely to my son and far far from ****? Does wanting to do your own thing in life now make you a wanker?

    From your post...I don't mean to be harsh , but that's wanker talk right there.


  • #2300
    arayess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭arayess


    sligojoek wrote: »
    First of all, my deepest sympathy to the family and friends of ....

    on behalf of the people of ireland....

    drives me insane...


  • #2301
    8 Bit Girl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 150 ✭✭8 Bit Girl


    Kev W wrote: »
    That makes no sense whatsoever.

    It does, they're just not wording it very well. What I think (and hope!) they mean, is that some people think you are a tosser if you dont want children. The poster doesnt seem to think that themselves, but that people with that opinion are tossers.

    You only have to go and look at a certain thread in The Ladies Lounge to see how tossery people can get about it.


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  • #2302
    Kev W
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭Kev W


    8 Bit Girl wrote: »
    It does, they're just not wording it very well. What I think (and hope!) they mean, is that some people think you are a tosser if you dont want children. The poster doesnt seem to think that themselves, but that people with that opinion are tossers.

    You only have to go and look at a certain thread in The Ladies Lounge to see how tossery people can get about it.

    I think you might be right.

    Also I've seen the thread you're referring to and it's virtually a Wanker Watch in itself!


  • #2303
    BoardsMember
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,622 ✭✭✭BoardsMember


    arayess wrote: »
    on behalf of the people of ireland....

    drives me insane...

    I'll see that and raise you one..."Ireland Inc"

    What the fcuk? Mindless, meaningless drivel that caught on and now in widespread use.


  • #2304
    Chris_Bradley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,818 ✭✭✭Chris_Bradley


    ToddyDoody wrote: »
    Someone who doesn't want to have kids / a family

    WTF??


  • #2305
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Anyone that uses the words "Wow, just Wow". Or ".com" at the end of a sentence or statement.


  • #2306
    c_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    DrPhilG wrote: »
    Someone who doesn't respect others wishes, especially when they don't impact on anyone else.

    In fairness, that kinda covers more than half of the entries in this thread.

    YFlyer wrote:
    Lambe Murphy

    Is GLM still alive?


  • #2307
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    gerrybbadd wrote: »
    Anyone that uses the words "Wow, just Wow". Or ".com" at the end of a sentence or statement.
    youredeadright.com


  • #2308
    NufcNavan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,845 ✭✭✭NufcNavan


    sligojoek wrote: »
    youredeadright.com

    OMG dying.com wild one last night.


  • #2309
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    People who say tourney for tournament. It annoys me.


  • #2310
    riclad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,184 ✭✭✭riclad


    Anyone who has large tatoos, on their neck or down their arm ,
    eg tattoos, 12 inches or more .
    either you are a gangster ,or a biker or someone who has issues ,
    the larger the tattoo the smaller the brain .
    A good looking person does not need lots of tatoo,s .


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  • #2311
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    Probably mentioned here before but anybody who says 'like, omg, whatever' in every sentence. Witnessed two girls on the train today having a conversation and one was telling her story finished by 'like, omg, whatever' and her friend would answer her with her sentence finished by 'like, omg, whatever' and this went on during the whole conversation.
    (incidentally I was trying to listen to the radio on my headphones and not ear-wig, but had to give up because their chat drowned out the sound!).
    Maybe not tosser-ish or wanker-ish behaviour but definitely most annoying.


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