Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

somesoldiers · 20-09-2015 09:55PM

Guns n Roses video to Paradise City, freeze frame at the big where there was a topless chick in the crowd
My uncle had page 3 air freshners in his car, always good for a giggle

Sergei Malatov · 20-09-2015 09:57PM

The scene in Titanic where Kate Winslet gets her baps out. And the Wrestlemania 2000 main event with Stephanie McMahon ringside. I had them on VHS.

Used to go over to my Granny's house and get my **** on.

somesoldiers · 20-09-2015 10:06PM

Appetite For Destruction

Mantis Toboggan · 20-09-2015 10:14PM

Biddy from Glenroe

Vomit · 20-09-2015 10:29PM

I think a VHS recording of Basic Instinct taken from the telly. I swear, if anyone found the tape and watched it, they'd find the picture quality a bit 'worn out' during certain scenes...

Sergei Malatov · 20-09-2015 10:34PM

Michael Douglas had some run of starring in sleazy movies back then.

Disclosure, Fatal Attraction, Basic Instinct.... anything else?

A Michael Douglas movie always made for good wanky wanky.

Not his saggy ass though.

suicide_circus · 20-09-2015 10:44PM

Sergei Malatov wrote: »

Michael Douglas had some run of starring in sleazy movies back then.

Disclosure, Fatal Attraction, Basic Instinct.... anything else?

A Michael Douglas movie always made for good wanky wanky.

Not his saggy ass though.

Yeah Michael would be a bit old for you

blueser · 20-09-2015 10:45PM

Sergei Malatov wrote: »

Picture of Amanda Brunker in a swimsuit in The Sunday World.

It must have been in broadsheet format back then, I presume? She's a strapping lass!

timthumbni · 20-09-2015 10:45PM

suicide_circus wrote: »

Yeah Michael would be a bit old for you

Quite a bit older I would think.....

Sergei Malatov · 20-09-2015 10:49PM

timthumbni wrote: »

Quite a bit older I would think.....

How many random comments about me on different threads is that now, 4?

I have a stalker! Cute!

Sergei Malatov · 20-09-2015 10:50PM

blueser wrote: »

It must have been in broadsheet format back then, I presume? She's a strapping lass!

Might have been black and white still at that stage.

blueser · 20-09-2015 11:53PM

Vomit wrote: »

I think a VHS recording of Basic Instinct taken from the telly. I swear, if anyone found the tape and watched it, they'd find the picture quality a bit 'worn out' during certain scenes...

Those velvet curtains, yeah?

paleoperson · 21-09-2015 12:02AM

Dennis Reynolds wrote: »

Biddy from Glenroe

Hahahaha!!!!! :pac:

This Austrian girl in the paper that was found dead from accidental strangulation.

....what, she was really cute and alive in the picture......

branie2 · 21-09-2015 09:06PM

I think to a holiday brochure for France

branie2 · 22-09-2015 09:03PM

Linda - Bond girl in a bikini in the pre-credit sequence of The Living Daylights

fryup · 22-09-2015 10:36PM

^^^^^^^^^^

the bored italian chick ??

branie2 · 22-09-2015 11:10PM

That's the one. She found a real man in Bond

branie2 · 06-10-2015 09:09PM

branie2 wrote: »

Kays catalogue (which in one edition, had a picture similar to one in the 1993 Family album spring/summer catalogue)

And it was a bikini picture as well

branie2 · 13-10-2015 06:17PM

Percy Payne's mother in one Dandy annual - how lame is that?

branie2 · 26-12-2015 12:13AM

Strippers in TV shows

MilesMorales1 · 26-12-2015 12:20AM

What was that music video of that girl band, the pussycat dolls? Can't remember the song, but I remember I taped it on VHS to endlessly repeat :pac:

somesoldiers · 26-12-2015 12:46AM

Guns 'n' Roses Paradise City video, girl in crowd with baps out

branie2 · 26-12-2015 09:31PM

One scene in an episode of Baywatch

Mister Vain · 27-12-2015 02:27PM

Nina in Tekken. Pause at 0:47.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJDN7JxWO90

branie2 · 31-12-2015 01:17AM

The page 5 girl in Weekly World News

branie2 · 09-03-2016 09:48PM

Once to babes on a video box.

HalloweenJack · 09-03-2016 11:20PM

On one version of the Smackdown video game, you could unlock loading screens of scandily clad girls for about ten seconds and also have bra and panties matches, where the idea was to get your opponent down to her bra and panties.

In fairness, I was a horny teen, about 14 or 15, but looking back now the people who made that game must be REALLY messed up.

DanielODonnell · 09-03-2016 11:43PM

I don't like the word fapped as it is an example of American imperialism.

I first saw internet pornography in 2004 aged 12, it was just thumbnail photos. I started big into the masturbation in 2005 and 2006 mostly to my older brothers adult magazines and the website UK soccer babes. I don't recall sites like pornhub getting big until late 2000's.

The teens of mid 1990s were probably the last who didn't experience internet pornography but I am sure they made up for it a few years later.

Shannon757 · 09-03-2016 11:48PM

Missed this thread.

branie2 · 10-03-2016 08:19PM

A short from one episode of filminuto, the adult cartoon series. In this particular scene, a man had bought a radio, and he was listening to various pieces of music, when changing stations, and he would imagine different things with the music.
The last piece of music was a bit erotic, and he imagined a girl stripping to her bikini. He was really excited until his wife switched off the radio, and nagged him, just as things got really interesting.

Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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