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Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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    #362
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    NachoBusiness wrote: »
    The house behind us had four daughters. We had a shed at the top of garden. These girls sunbathed naked throughout the summers of the mid to late 80s. My friends may have drilled holes in that shed. They may even have bugged the hell out of to go into that shed anytime the bloody sun shone for almost half a decade.



    That's what I call living the dream


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    #363
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Was the swimwear section in the Family album a particular fav for anyone?


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    #364
    Wacker The Attacker
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    branie2 wrote: »
    Was the swimwear section in the Family album a particular fav for anyone?


    Was it your mother or sister?


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    #365
    bodhrandude
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    I remember when my brother got Sky for the first time in the 1990s, when they all went off to bed I used to flick to the Men & Motors channel, there was also Motors TV and Bravo channel and shows like Private Dancer and the like. I thought I was keeping it inconspicuous when viewing only to realise afterwards that I had been clicking on the Sky Planner, so my brothers family got to see everything I had watched or had planned to watch in the Sky planner menu. :o

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



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    #366
    Barely There
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    Sitting through a 2 hour subtitled French drama on Channel 4 for 5 seconds of sideboob.


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    #367
    Medusa22
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    bodhrandude wrote: »
    I remember when my brother got Sky for the first time in the 1990s, when they all went off to bed I used to flick to the Men & Motors channel, there was also Motors TV and Bravo channel and shows like Private Dancer and the like. I thought I was keeping it inconspicuous when viewing only to realise afterwards that I had been clicking on the Sky Planner, so my brothers family got to see everything I had watched or had planned to watch in the Sky planner menu. :o

    Awkward! That reminds me, Bravo was another channel that was a favourite of mine to "fap" to


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    #368
    Keplar240B
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    Really heavy rain belting off the roof.


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    #369
    branie2
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    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    Was it your mother or sister?

    Sorry, I should have capitalized the Album word


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    #370
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Head2Toe on RTE1 had great sections on lingerie and swimwear in the 90s


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    #371
    [Deleted User]
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    Medusa22 wrote: »
    Awkward! That reminds me, Bravo was another channel that was a favourite of mine to "fap" to
    Bravo was great for the soft porn alright, but there were also the paid-subscription hard porn channels. They used show you free snippets of what you might see. I don't know how they got away with broadcasting it at 3 o'clock in the afternoon. Hot as hell like.

    We didn't even have Sky at home, so I'd only see it at my mate's place, three fields away.

    That meant I'd have to store the images in my head, run home across the fields, into the house, up the stairs, down the corridor, bang the door shut, and masturbate furiously while the memory was still fresh.

    Long before that, back around 1998, the postage-stamp-sized sex line adverts on the back of the tabloids and the "In Dublin" magazine were good fap material.


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    #372
    ActingDanClark
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    the singer Sabrina's video for "boys! boys! boys' in the 80's. she was in a swimming pool and there was lots of slowmo...look it up on YouTube!


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    #373
    LDN_Irish
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    Babestation!


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    #374
    branie2
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    The video round in Where in the World?


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    branie2
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    Bra ads on TV


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    #376
    RayM
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    The girl from Hanson.


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    #377
    [Deleted User]
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    damian139 wrote: »
    the singer Sabrina's video for "boys! boys! boys' in the 80's. she was in a swimming pool and there was lots of slowmo...look it up on YouTube!
    There is nothing lame or embarrassing about that. That's respectable fap material even today

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO2XMW6k8UQ


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    #378
    One More Toy
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    A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »
    There is nothing lame or embarrassing about that. That's respectable fap material even today

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO2XMW6k8UQ

    Sigh...... <unzips pants>


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    #379
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Thelma Mansfield gave me the horn on several occasions back in the day.

    I still would(wood)


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    #380
    branie2
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    Kays catalogue (which in one edition, had a picture similar to one in the 1993 Family album spring/summer catalogue)


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    #381
    FortySeven
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    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    Who could **** for 2 hours as a 14 year old and not shoot off.


    That's an iron man ****

    Not if it was the sixth of the evening. I remember riding home with a stiff one on my bike most days after school just at the notion of being able to crack one off. One was never enough, I have an addictive personality.

    I remember I bought Guns n Roses appetite for destruction on vinyl when I was 11, it was 1988 and I was spending a book token I got from my granny. Many a fap was had to the album art below.

    appetite-2_zpsxb3jy3kt.jpg


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    #382
    branie2
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    Memories of girls on the beach


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    #383
    s8n
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    Bear in the big blue house


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    #384
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,045 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    I remember pausing this move in Street Fighter 2. http://tinyurl.com/nnwovuu

    I was always a leg man. :)


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    #385
    testicle
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    branie2 wrote: »
    Kays catalogue (which in one edition, had a picture similar to one in the 1993 Family album spring/summer catalogue)

    Eh?


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    #386
    branie2
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    testicle wrote: »
    Eh?

    Just something I noticed


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    #387
    branie2
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    Do nude paintings count?


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    #388
    MRnotlob606
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    Flapped to an Oulwan on the angelus


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    #389
    MRnotlob606
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    RayM wrote:
    The girl from Hanson.

    Son, let's sit down.I need to discuss something with you.


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    #390
    branie2
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    Ever fap to Linda Kozlowski when she was in Crocodile Dundee?


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    #391
    Mister Vain
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    Wimbeldon, short skirts... yep.


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