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Taylor365 · 23-04-2015 01:03PM

spud82 wrote: »

Lads sorry but like there is one thing I forgot and that is what the word 'marriage' actually mean I just looked it up. I'm sorry guys, but its redefining marriage that I am not in agreement with. So I am voting no like okay. Gays can get married abroad like so whatever

A fool and his opinion are easily parted - Marilyn Monroe

spud82 · 23-04-2015 01:50PM

razorblunt wrote: »

Spud there's no quotes there is this your own opinion?

hahah not at all am campaigning for a YES vote. I unfriended him too can't be putting up with his stupidity

valoren · 23-04-2015 01:52PM

Gay's shouldn't be allowed to adopt because..."a child that has gay parents will more than likely turn out to be gay and if that keeps happening many years down the line there won't be one straight person around"

He get's destroyed then delete's the thread.

wildlifeboy · 23-04-2015 04:20PM

valoren wrote: »

Gay's shouldn't be allowed to adopt because..."a child that has gay parents will more than likely turn out to be gay and if that keeps happening many years down the line there won't be one straight person around"

He get's destroyed then delete's the thread.

well that'll at lease solve the over population crisis

Fuzzytrooper · 23-04-2015 05:19PM

bjork wrote: »

and the Moor are now making the beast with two backs.

...and instead of a mouth it has four arses!

Mallagio · 23-04-2015 10:08PM

"Summer is my favourite month x"

:rolleyes:

BaZmO* · 23-04-2015 10:39PM

Mallagio wrote: »

"Summer is my favourite month x"

:rolleyes:

Best time of the day too

rawn · 23-04-2015 10:59PM

Mallagio wrote: »

"Summer is my favourite month x"

:rolleyes:

Summer is my favourite day of the year.

Pherekydes · 23-04-2015 11:11PM

the yes side are also hijacking sad situations to suit their agenda ..marriage is for straights civil ceremony for the rest ..i dad or i ma or a couple comprising man and woman..

:rolleyes:

yerwanthere123 · 23-04-2015 11:52PM

"In a taxi and the driver's name is Yu Gou. This man was destined to transport people around."

:pac:

Kovu · 24-04-2015 12:07PM

Lmao

:D

If gays in Ireland want the real, genuine Irish marriage experience; legalise gay marriage but ban gay divorce for a few decades. For that is the way of Ireland

keith16 · 24-04-2015 10:35PM

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fussyonion · 25-04-2015 12:27AM

This was NOT on Facebook, but it was the real-life equivalent if ever I saw one.
Driving along through a housing estate today and saw a woman standing in front of her parked car holding a big piece of cardboard which read:

"BEEP FOR EX TO PAY MAINTINENCE NOW"

Several cars beeped her, but it begs the question....what are beeps going to do?
I thought it was like something you'd see on Facebook, only instead of "Like"s, it's "Beep"s.

_Whimsical_ · 25-04-2015 01:36AM

fussyonion wrote: »

This was NOT on Facebook, but it was the real-life equivalent if ever I saw one.
Driving along through a housing estate today and saw a woman standing in front of her parked car holding a big piece of cardboard which read:

"BEEP FOR EX TO PAY MAINTINENCE NOW"

Several cars beeped her, but it begs the question....what are beeps going to do?
I thought it was like something you'd see on Facebook, only instead of "Like"s, it's "Beep"s.

And so it begins...
Now I think of it I can easily imagine social media spawning a generation who will need loud constant public support and validation in real life in everything they do or who'll think public shaming is appropriate and how you get things done.

efb · 25-04-2015 01:39AM

fussyonion wrote: »

This was NOT on Facebook, but it was the real-life equivalent if ever I saw one.
Driving along through a housing estate today and saw a woman standing in front of her parked car holding a big piece of cardboard which read:

"BEEP FOR EX TO PAY MAINTINENCE NOW"

Several cars beeped her, but it begs the question....what are beeps going to do?
I thought it was like something you'd see on Facebook, only instead of "Like"s, it's "Beep"s.

Honk if he was horny?

skirtgirl · 25-04-2015 02:51AM

"well hows all injoin the sun. im on the bus on my way dwn to see my special if not amazing dad if i nust say so ky self. hes our safe haven. injoy all and dond b so crule when u can b so kind. blurrb what u say now"
She is visiting the boyfriend in prison. Maybe I'm being CRULE posting this?

Quazzie · 25-04-2015 07:24AM

fussyonion wrote: »

This was NOT on Facebook, but it was the real-life equivalent if ever I saw one.
Driving along through a housing estate today and saw a woman standing in front of her parked car holding a big piece of cardboard which read:

"BEEP FOR EX TO PAY MAINTINENCE NOW"

Several cars beeped her, but it begs the question....what are beeps going to do?
I thought it was like something you'd see on Facebook, only instead of "Like"s, it's "Beep"s.

Maybe it's outside her ex's house and he works night shift so it's disturbing his sleep. It's genius if that's the case

25-04-2015 07:28AM

"New 55" tv. Because I am worth it".

Which sounds harmless. But not to me...the fellow posting it still has to pay me for work done for him. The amount is less than a 55" tv.

Whosthis · 25-04-2015 08:32AM

Pherekydes wrote: »

the yes side are also hijacking sad situations to suit their agenda ..marriage is for straights civil ceremony for the rest ..i dad or i ma or a couple comprising man and woman. :rolleyes:

Is there anything Apple can't do?

Pawwed Rig · 25-04-2015 01:57PM

"In case no one has told you today:

You are beautiful.
Magical.
Powerful.
Inspiring.

And you can achieve whatever you set your mind to."

You are correct I can achieve anything so I set my mind to deleting you - twat

El Weirdo · 25-04-2015 03:13PM

Who wants some stupid?

some questions for those of you who believe in the widely-accepted idea of the heliocentric solar system, containing a spinning ball earth, hurtling through the vastness of space and insignificant among more planets than there are grains of sand on the beach:
1. why is the horizon is always, always flat with the naked eye?
2. why is there no feeling of the earth's movement at all? there is no sense of the changes in speed or path, however slight, that there are when you are in a car or a plane or otherwise moving.
3. why do the constellations remain in constant relation to each other,
and have done so for thousands of years?
4. how does polaris, the north star, always remain perfectly aligned at
the centre of the sky around which all the other stars rotate, if it is
24 trillion miles away, and we are travelling at 600 billion miles an
hour through the universe?
5. why were the apollo moon landings faked, as all the other nasa/ outer
space missions are?
6. why is there no video of the real ball earth spinning in space? that
would be pretty spectacular, wouldn't it?
7. why are you not allowed to go and explore or even fly over the north
or south 'poles' if you are not on 'official' business?
8. why do the sun & the moon appear about the same size in the sky? is
it really because one is 400 times bigger and 400 times further away, or
is it because they are about the same size, and a lot nearer than we
have been told?
9. why do roads, railways, bridges etc. not take account of any
curvature of the earth?
10. why don't ships tilt away from you as they are departing over the curve of the earth?
11. why can you not fly direct from south america to australia? why do
you have to go via the middle east or asia, or always make a 'secret' fuel stop?
12. why are there not thousands and thousands of pictures of the earth
from all the satellites up there? why do we have the same few
graphically-enhanced self-admitted composites from nasa all the time?
13. and why are those photo (shop)s of earth perfectly round, when it is
supposed to be an oblate spheroid, squashed and fat at the equator?
14. how can water be curved? do you really think the pacific ocean is a
big bulging ball of water, and if so, can you show video or even a photo
of water behaving in this way?
15. why you are so resistant to the idea that the earth might not be spinning, not be a globe, and actually be the centre of a universe that is a lot smaller and closer than we have been led to believe? does it feel like a religious view that you refuse to examine? how is this different to knowing about the new world order and false flags and chemtrails etc.?
have a blessed day, whatever shape you think the place where we live is smile emoticon xxx

Mallagio · 25-04-2015 03:15PM

Deleted User wrote: »

"New 55" tv. Because I am worth it".

Which sounds harmless. But not to me...the fellow posting it still has to pay me for work done for him. The amount is less than a 55" tv.

That would have to be replied to.

mikom · 25-04-2015 03:20PM

Deleted User wrote: »

"New 55" tv. Because I am worth it".

Which sounds harmless. But not to me...the fellow posting it still has to pay me for work done for him. The amount is less than a 55" tv.

Reply and ask him has he used it to watch the latest episode of "Don't pay, we take it away"?

Taylor365 · 25-04-2015 03:45PM

El Weirdo wrote: »

Who wants some stupid?

........

...

Asking the real questions!

Mallagio · 25-04-2015 05:00PM

"Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."

:D

rawn · 25-04-2015 06:32PM

El Weirdo wrote: »

Who wants some stupid?

Oh my God, I wish I knew this person so I could answer every single one of those questions and tell them just how profoundly stupid they are.

RainyDay · 25-04-2015 07:09PM

Deleted User wrote: »

"New 55" tv. Because I am worth it".

Which sounds harmless. But not to me...the fellow posting it still has to pay me for work done for him. The amount is less than a 55" tv.

He's probably buying on HP, over three or four years, so he can pay 2 or 3 times the cash cost of the TV in that period

Just to make sure he'll never quite have enough funds to pay you what he owes.

gutenberg · 26-04-2015 07:10PM

"For all my friends, whether close or casual. Just because everyone will go through some hard times at some point. Life isn't easy. Just something to think about. Did you know the people that are the strongest are usually the most sensitive? Did you know the people who exhibit the most kindness are the first to get mistreated? Did you know the ones who take care of others all the time are usually the ones who need it the most? Did you know the three hardest things to say are I love you, I'm sorry, and help me? Sometimes just because a person looks happy, you have to look past their smile to see how much pain they may be in. To all my friends who are going through some issues right now--let's start an intentional avalanche. We all need positive intentions right now. If I don't see your name, I'll understand. May I ask my friends wherever you might be, to kindly copy and paste this status for one hour to give a moment of support to all of those who have family problems, health struggles, job issues, worries of any kind and just needs to know that someone cares. Do it for all of us, for nobody is immune. I hope to see this on the walls of all my friends just for moral support. I know some will!!! I did it for a friend and you can too. You have to copy and paste this one, NO SHARING... I will leave it in the comments so it is easier for you to copy paste."

Haven't spotted any so far...

rawn · 26-04-2015 07:14PM

gutenberg wrote: »

"For all my friends, whether close or casual. Just because everyone will go through some hard times at some point. Life isn't easy. Just something to think about. Did you know the people that are the strongest are usually the most sensitive? Did you know the people who exhibit the most kindness are the first to get mistreated? Did you know the ones who take care of others all the time are usually the ones who need it the most? Did you know the three hardest things to say are I love you, I'm sorry, and help me? Sometimes just because a person looks happy, you have to look past their smile to see how much pain they may be in. To all my friends who are going through some issues right now--let's start an intentional avalanche. We all need positive intentions right now. If I don't see your name, I'll understand. May I ask my friends wherever you might be, to kindly copy and paste this status for one hour to give a moment of support to all of those who have family problems, health struggles, job issues, worries of any kind and just needs to know that someone cares. Do it for all of us, for nobody is immune. I hope to see this on the walls of all my friends just for moral support. I know some will!!! I did it for a friend and you can too. You have to copy and paste this one, NO SHARING... I will leave it in the comments so it is easier for you to copy paste."

Haven't spotted any so far...

It's been all over my newsfeed the last few weeks as a local lad committed suicide, As annoying spam goes, at least this one highlights an important message.

gutenberg · 26-04-2015 07:25PM

rawn wrote: »

It's been all over my newsfeed the last few weeks as a local lad committed suicide, As annoying spam goes, at least this one highlights an important message.

Should probably have added for context that this girl posts about 5 similar things a day.

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